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been taking 400mg of codeine every day for a month now. pharmacy's are starting to catch on, had 2 refuse to sell me cocodamol and refer me to a doctor.
didn't take any codeine yesterday. woke up at 4am having some kind of panic attack, almost threw up, head was spinning. popped a xanax and fell asleep. woke up in pain, mainly elbow and knee joints. eyes watering constantly + runny nose all day.
dosed 400mg codeine about 20 minutes ago, pain has gone away. feel quite good now. seriously considering paying the homeless fella whose always nodding and asking me for cigs to get me some heroin.
may have almost died a few days ago. drank half a bottle of vodka, took 600mg codeine and snorted 1g of ket. passed out and flatmates couldn't wake me up even when they poured a jug of water on me.
been shagging my best friend and flatmate (male). i have fallen in love with him despite being 95% straight. i keep trying to being romantic with him and he doesn't seem to like it. i think he just wants to fuck.
the situation is CODE RED, lads. utterly dire circumstances here. if one of you lads could do me a favour and actually kill me, that'd be really helpful. thank you in advance.
sex with men (but its ok their skin is soft)
what's the problem!?
get your act together
Why the fuck would you do 400mg of codeine a day?
Shagaluf
cara
want to kill him
sue
stop doing codeine
there are no serious 'withdrawal symptoms', it's no worse than the flu. stop being a baby and get your act together, you're a grown man
if you would shag a tranny or wank to trannies then you are gay
even trannies will tell you this themselves. "b-but traps arent gay"
yeah they are and so are you
just fuck off you cunts
>him
can't sleep without some sort of noise, either music, radio or some youtube playlist etc, coming from a device to accompany me otherwise I have really odd and uncomfortable dreams that leave me shaken or depressed for the whole day due to the lack of external influence directing said dreams away from the horrific places my subconscious always go to with nothing to distract it
need to take a sawed off shotgun to his dick
stop posting that :(
i wish i wasnt such an interesting and memorable poster
planning a tranny-wank before bed
I woke up with a massive boner the other day
might actually try this as i have absolutely horrific dreams as well
Do poppy seed tea instead of dope.
don't think you'll need as something that big for her little girlbenis
I piss the bed every time I have more than 3 pints
it's me, the fentanyl bender
i posted that a long time ago when i was upset and he keeps reposting it because he's a sad case
i wish it was just codeine these days
have you quit smoking?
giving me a little hard willy
the CIA have meddled so much in south american politics, is it really that unrealistic to assume that they've spread transgenderism phenomena into countries like brazil to destabilise the country?
got a strong urge to kill trannies
go to the doctors and probably stop drinking
good lad
they are vermin
the USA flag stands for trannies and race mixing
thank you
yeah. it's getting better at least. he's recovering and i've started seeing him more often. seeing him on monday or tuesday and spending the night with him on friday i think
>trapthread.com
2mins on this website and you will never be so simultaneously repulsed and turned on
where the fuck do you get all there prescription drugs, also what are benzos?
dont smoke. having a couple of drinks before bed tends to lead to particularly vivid dreams though
for real tho miss me w/ that gay shit gay ass redditflag nigga
any nigger man in
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>Was also a virgin at 27 due to being sexually assaulted when she was younger.
yea nah but perhaps you like to live dangerously
Why do older blacks in London generally speak with a London accents, but younger blacks speak that weird Americanised MLE shit?
real talk
Why are there so many Nintendo fans on /v/ lads?
got a strong urge to kill yanks
Watching this documentary about this American factory and all the Yanks are fat and dress like utter slobs. How did these people end up ruling the world?
i'm a PC chad
I'm a boring white cunt starterpack:
>Likes Coldplay
>Has actually eaten cress
>Watches Rugby/Tennis/Cricket
>calls soft drinks "Fizzy Pop"
>Holds in farts when around other people
>Has a bookcase
>Enjoys art
>Talks about philosophy and Kant's Categorical Imperative and Descarte's "Cogito Ergo Sum" as if it isn't a load of old bollocks
if any of these apply to you get the FUCK out of /brit/ this is a BLACK general
got a strong urge to kill yanks who are trannies
cannae sleep
I made the mistake of telling her I was interested in her when I first met her, she said she didn't reciprocate. Then a few months later she said she was in love with me but I'd realized how crazy she was by then
this
0 holidays per year apparently
you buy them
benzos are downers for anxiety. they don't really give a high per se. it just feels good not being anxious. combining them with other downers like alcohol and/or opiates enhances the effects of all 3.
at least post some good trannies
bet youve got smeg anyway
>
bet youve got smeg anyway
bet youve got smeg anyway
shut up you egg
want to set it on fire with a flamethrower
don't understand trannys' obsession with dressing as women. never seen a man dressed as a woman that didn't resemble a literal drag act from a harry hill sketch
It's called Jafrican and they speak it because they literally haven't spent time around English people to get an English accent.
I'm a PC nigger too but I can understand someone having a PS4/Xbox and feeling fulfilled with it due to all the third party support of games designed and made for young men but Nintendo... Literally games for children and non gamers.
how did he manage to get her
i stopped posting here for an entire month and my negative image is still here
might take off my redditflag and stop posting about my personal life
the switch has many non Nintendo titles
i can see why people like it
need a french gf
I said GOOD trannies
One Strongbow Dark Fruits please, barman.
>How did these people end up ruling the world?
:)
love that hair
>wish it was just codeine these days
stop drugs
ok you first
using redditflags is as bad as using a tripcode
72°00'36.0"S 168°34'40.0"E
why don't brits drink beer? like you can't be drinking tea all the time wtf have some liquor nigga!!
shit taste, she looks like a skank
cute girls > "hot" girls
is he ok
>Ireland
:)
they do though
it is not even a girl
redditflaggers ought to be killed
haha, yeah!
*walks away to the other side of the room*
I literally gave you the answer in the last fucking thread cunt
i want to
i have a few more patches and then im going to get on methadone
the withdrawals from codeine were nothing compared to this. i wake up dope sick every morning
youtube.com
brings a tear to my eye
a tripcode that nobody can see unless they also get a tripcode
Like what? It looks so shit. Fucking last gen ports of Skyrim and Doom running at 480p at 20fps?
WE WUZ
ol' arnie here guilty of throwing litter in my park. now he's in the the hole for the rest of his god given existence.
brits don't know what chicken pot pie is LMAO
Fucking howling belter of a post mate
what a hunk
say whaaaaaaaaaaaaattt?
it’s a dishonest form of narcissism