the french gf edition
need a french gf lads
Double rainbow double rainbow all across the sky
84 men a week in the UK die by suicide.
That’s 12 per day.
One man every 2 hours.
Stop telling men they aren’t allowed to cry or that it make them “ less of a man”
Fellas I want you to know that it’s ok to talk about your mental health.
fuck off yellow fever incel
my best year? 2013
if people in this country dont believe your crackpot theories then chances are they will in america, sargon, andrew wakefield and are tommeh all come to mind
she's clearly french mate
think its time for the wank toil
looks like the sort of lunatic who will chop my cock off after shagging
need to find a peng breakfast in central London
what’s fucking wrong with people
One of my worst, but only because the late 2012 was arguably one of my peaks
/brit/ is mark but wishes he was jeremy
oxford is jeremy
Housemate just noticed me looking through my keyhole into the hallway ffs I was checking to see if the bathroom door was open and hence unoccupied she just froze up then turned around back down the stairs
/brit/ is Gerrard
wank goblin cumbrains need to be purged
ain't no fucking joke you sick bastards
I'm the Rachel Khoo of /brit/
you should have chased after her
how big is your keyhole
so glad my housmates are all blokes desu
Mboko on the ropes
No way out of that one
Either she continues to think you’re a pervert or she thinks you’re a turbo autist
mboko on the nropos
bet your keyholes massive once your housemates have had a go on you
one of the ones with the old style keys so quite big and theres light shining thru it so must have seen my eyeball at about head height with her coming up the stairs
Listened to that Lana Del Rey album and it was steaming shit
you gonna tell me to man up? because i HATE that phrase
After seeing the Tim last the last couple of days. You're right t b h. I just like to be contrary
sometimes i brap
sometimes i fap
imagine how many /brit/ posters have sudoku’d without us ever having any way of knowing
moment of silence
not a single person on this board would go through with it
september will be kind. september will be magical. september will bring the missing energy. september will be working towards our goals and self. september will be a month full of growth.
daily mail readers always say the queen never smiles are they daft did you see her reaction when there was cows on parade or something she got well excited
about to paint the wall
with my brains haha
joking with some paint
joking im a renter
or am i haha
no it won't
it's going to be fucking crap
it will be with that attitude
I’m so fucking lonely
I just want a cute thicc twink bf who will cuddle with me and watch cartoons
Signlet cope. It's virgo libra season baby we winning out here
niggy! wiggy! niggy, wiggy, diggy, jiggy!
*the lads start playing a blues number*
>1st september 2019
>year is 2/3 over
when the year started i had genuine optomism this'd be the year things would change, i'd get in shape, lose my virginity and find a decent job. instead here we are and i'm still an unemployed virgin loser. i wish i was capable of change
That’s on mento illness luv xx
you lads ever just get in that mood where all you want to do is shag some slags fanny to bits? cant focus today all i want to do is shag i feel like some fucking primal freak ooga booga give fanny
yeah feel like that right now
Had a wank bit hasn’t helped
alri tim? don't go posting nudes on twitter again x
Bit gay init
Women only want to destroy your life, exploit you and make you miserable. They can't love you sincerely. They'll drain you and throw you away to find another victim. Women are parasites, vermins.
mfw they give corbyn the keys to #10
like attracts like
that was worth posting
doritio dust covered fingers poked out this post
what IS worth posting
Cope on I'll be spreading positive energy and fit legs meanwhile you'll be spreading cheese
Not fond of mushrooms either personally the texture is all wrong
Is that bo selecta?
I have the runs.
It's definitely getting colder now though, was freezing this morning
Am on holiday lads wahey
lol how did u manage to make it to september befre you realised it will be the same as every year
me? i go on holiday to post on brit
i post on brit to go on holiday
Take a roman holiday
>south east asia
rome wasnt built in a day lad
desperately need maccies to do all day breakfast
moving to SEA after christmas lads i’ve decided has enough of this nonsense
at the gym
With that bird Aya?
and what exactly is wrong with this?
im so shit in bed i actually avoid sex cos of it lmao imagine
These have to be fake now though right? For the clicks
you in china or japan lad?
>tfw you will never explore and conquer the unknown world shagging all kinds of native birds like a 19th century nobleman
Not one of those shaggers lol, I'm going to take a boat up the Mekong and pretend I'm in apocalypse now
me whenever i go outside
Csnt even remember how many times I've had sex
I unironically wish I could visit colonial era India
me dancing lads