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british women are so ugly

ITS COMIN UP
ITS COMIN UP
ITS COMIN UP

wife material

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*scans thread* yep bunch of benders as expected

IT'S THERE

I would

big fan of patagonia

misread this

push her over the balcony?

Have any of you ever dated a slag or thot? What do you even talk about on dates?

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miss the soft, almost marshmellowly touch of my chubby ex gf

Shagging

Just come back from spending a weekend in Manchester seeing my mate who lives there. Fucking hell, I thought Leeds was getting bad, but Manchester is a shithole. We were literally the only two white people in Rusholme. Also loads of pro-remain propaganda stickers everywhere.

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choon

inward

bet you were terrified mate

There are slags and thots in all of life's arenas

Not all high IQ women are virtuous

never dated or had sex me

Can hear shite music

what sharon was saying about gazs sister down 'airdressers

Pushed this out of my bum earlier lads

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>when he is a gamer

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leftypol intellectuals: marx, hegel,engels, mao zedong, philosophytube, contrapoints, joseph stalin, slavoj zizek, hbomberguy, rosa luxemburg, shaun and jen

rorke intellectuals: DOMMY WOBBBBBBINSEN!

THATS WHAT YOU DO BABEH

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look at this
look AT this
you will never get anything that looks anything even CLOSE to this
may as well off yourselves right now

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arse wobbles when i walk

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the only two white people not on spice?

fairly large one that

it's any city centre mate

Good grief

Where can I find a Middle Eastern girlfriend in the UK?

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HOLD IT DOWN YEHHH

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>dated
Grandad.

They're not for dating they're for shagging.

based

could buy everything in that picture multiple times a month

My fiance looks better

well its not called curry mile for no reason

imagine the back pain and sagging when she gets older.

doesn’t even look real

dont know and dont care to find out

Entire pack of pringles and a 3 pack of strawberry laces down the chomper

rich areas of london

was in paris myself and saw some frexit posters

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*when the title race ends*

JUNIOR

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I have a pakistani who lives next door to me
He said the other day to me, "I'm a better man than you"
I said, "I never said you fucking wasn't, but what makes you think your a better man than me?"
He said, "I don't have a fucking Paki living next door to me"

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What's the deal with her bully button?

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PPELE
(prosseco, planet earth, love island)
fairly simple really

youtube.com/watch?v=NsPn5RvboJY has he dyed his eyebrows?

Sad state of the British male

are you a frequent user of dragon dildos?

...

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wtf, how is this allowed?

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Saw em outside the Galeries Lafayette myself

>LE
>love island

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I lived in Manchester for about 3 years and can confirm it's an absolute hole. One of the worst places I've lived in the UK.

Great:
Glasgow, Newcastle

Good:
York, Liverpool, Edinburgh

Bad:
Aberdeen, Leeds

Shit:
Manchester, Birmingham, London

the gf

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German colonialism was always cringe.

Have you ever met an upper class twit?

The Turkish gf is going on about how she hates Arabs and fags again

Quite the lefty/pol/ meself so just holding the tongue for now

is anyone drinking alcohol alone tonight, don't want to feel like the only loser on /brit/

Having a cup of Sleepytime Decaf Green Tea

it's sunday dude...

you know who this is?
what's her name and where is she from?

romance is dead. now-a-days it's straight to the point fucking. soulless and finite. disgusting.

Me every night for over 13 years

WOAH mama

my job is events for extremely wealthy upper class people

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Live in Edinburgh mate, this shitholes full of them

fucking loser freak

Feeling a lot better and more confident about myself after grooming my beard

you end up getting freakish virgin hairs that stick out 4 inches from your face like whiskers, got them all trimmed in line looking sharp

OH man, I get you so much! I lived there on my first year, I had so many problematic situations with local melanine-rich men from curry mile that I was carrying an actual knife first several months in night despite knowing its illegal. I am not even British, I'm kinda ugly desu, and my clothing style is not too problematic for a female and I was still scared

why aren't you one of them?

>love island

Fuck. I've never even seen an episode. From afar it looks like the most Deano thing imaginable. Is it worth watching even ironically?

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Women in general are.

Shut up you boring cunt

kys for even asking

>Rusholme
duhh

shall be growing an unkempt hobo beard

/ck/ actually vastly improved my diet by convincing me to stop eating shitty breakfast cereals and other forms of empty carbs

also to eat more veg in a meal thereby relying less on the meat and bread

however it did cause me to become more of an alcoholic especially during the recent rise of the glorious IPA/craft beer revolution (my ruination)

Why do people choose to live in the highlands of Scotland when the weather is bad and there are no jobs to be had?

there are these flyers literally everywhere

/brit/ questionnaire:
what is your...
age
gender
occupation
marital status

thanks

24
f
officerunt
single

Never suggested we were in a title race this season

Howay lad

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18
female
photography student
single and hot to trot

>beautiful scenery
>clean air
>no noise or scumbags living next to you

Gee, I wonder.

33
male
software engineer
single since 2008

BASED

Not facebook

Are Brendan on today's featured article on wikipedia

first good post you've ever made

ah yes

Wasn’t born rich am working class

23
male
plumber
not married

Start my apprenticeship tomorrow, been out of work a month, thank fuck i have some diazepam left as ive been feeling like a right freakazoid recently. just need to get back into the working routine

ethiopian is the ,maddest looking language in the world even more crazy than written american indian lingos