I have $1300. This is all of my money. What do I buy?

I have $1300. This is all of my money. What do I buy?

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kneepads

>you should buy some link, $1000 EOY guaranteed

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i wouldnt spend it all at once. maybe spend a few hundred on some stocks that seem like they could shoot up, then sell them when it seems like you will make profit. i wouldn't be super risky from the start

holochain dip

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Buy 1300 tether and retire when it hits $1000 each

Deagle brand deadle and one matching calibre bullet

A firm handshake

buy 1 BCH for suicide/flippening insurance, put the rest in ETH or XLM for an easy 10x

25% ETH
25% BTC
25% OMG
25% cash and wait for further capitulation.

All in Holochain (HOT)

One of those Tony Robbins courses?

AMD

Seconded

$200 HOT
$200 LINK
$200 NIM
$200 QNT

That's right, $800, you never go all in bitch.

this but unironically
if you have to ask you should not go into crypto

Invest in the shit they use to mine the cryptocurrencies instead of the cryptofags

Buy Tom Nook and Isabelle hentai

Okay, I think I should also state that I've never bought crypto other than to buy a fake id. HOT and ETH seem like the consensus, should I go in?? Just made a coinbase and binance acct.

Fuck crypto. Invest in stocks. Vanguard to be safe, otherwise pick you winners. Apple,Amazon, Microsoft,Nike, etc

Too involved for me, crypto seems more intuitive.

With stocks you'll just get fucked by fees when you're playing with small sums.

Yep, sucks but it's tilted in favor of people with a lot of cash. Sort of a "protect people from themselves" thing. That's also why we have the $25K requirement.

Unironically go all in on Skycoin

So, should I go with holo? Link? Eth? What are the trends suggesting? Tether is so low right now, I have a feeling it'll shoot up like every crypto does

If dubs, buy LINK. If not, go all-in LINK

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>wut r Robinhood

what you buy doesnt matter. its when to buy. the best top to buy is at the bottom. the bottom is around 2000. it will go there soon. meme lines are about to cross at same time ETF will be rejected

>wut r Robinhood
Some app that gives people rudimentary access to one market?
That's why it's tilted.

Meme lines? Like binance charts? Also, what's ETF? Im new to this, sorry

All-in on HOT. Dead serious.

Honestly Omise Go is probably bottomed out right now. Also don't listen to the garbage that gets shilled here by spam groups like holo.

JNT PLEASEEEEE

>meme lines
drawing lines on candle graphs (box plots of price over chosen time intervals)
>ETF
exchange traded fund
also learn to use a search engine

origami network on idex, but wait for it to drop first. huge roi and mainnet around the corner

just trust me bro. the others are low iq

Buy ETN coin. They're like half a cent right now and they'll be worth $1000+ by the end of the year. Your welcome ;)

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JNT

yes with an 0.18$ ath they are really cheap rn

I just bought 1 ETH. I'm gonna keep listening to you guys and see if there's anything else I should buy

Xlm. Set up inflation, forget about crypto and move on with life. Come back in a few years, profit.

NIMIQ
ETH
LBRY

Those are x100 in the 2020 being realistic.

All in QASH. It will be worth 130,000 by 2020. Cap this

underrated. I guarantee this is the safest bet there is

Tom Nook lost the kids in the divorce!

Unironically, Dogecoin. But otherwise ETH

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'This but unironically'

Literally retarded beyond belief.

Trying to hog all the ETN for yourself, eh? Quickly OP, buy before this guy takes them all!

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You buy weed for 1300, flip it, rinse and repeat.
Safer than crypto

why

All in QNT, you'll be rich by EOY.

50% ETH
50% XMR

Babb and link.

buy 1 BTC at 1300

>$25K requirement
I only have $550 so guess I'm not rich enough to join your little stock investing club

chainlink, bitcoin, monero. you already have eth.

A new iPhone XS

Rope

>your little stock investing club
Why don't you bitch at the people making the rules, instead of at those explaining them?