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Tits
love jim carey
most generic outfit on earth but if you feel comfortable in it then okay
I like
FUCK YEAH, EGGS!!!
Sitting in the supermarket toil car park eating me supper wishing it would all end...
Next person to say "and" is a soyboy
I am lord president of the cunny council
scratching around my arsehole and smelling my finger
massive splinter risk
tranny slags
Hollywood Success Stories
When Jay Leno started as a comedian he was homeless. He only survived by living in the closet of an abandoned hotel he snuck into every night. When he got his first paycheque from NBC, he contacted his drug dealer for GHB and went on a spree of date rapes.
big soy post
wish i could grow long-ish hair
if /brit/ was Wu-Tang Clan I would be Raekwon
i turned myself into a dinner chandler!
im matt dinner!!
seething
Euthanasia in aisle 9
I am Jim Carrey. I'm doing an impression of Sean Connery right now. And you knew that from the beginning because that's how good of an actor I am you can even tell I'm acting over text. *stern facial expression*
my hair is down past my collar which is the longest its been
i cycle between hating it and liking it
Phwoarrr pack it in me nob canny take much more
daring synthesis
are you lads still in putney/meeting in putney? i live very near by could come down. where abouts are you?
diversity is a codeword for white genocide
the gf
GIWTWM
JUNIOR
wigger gimp
/brit/
really want a muzzie or paki gf desu lads
why can't you
done by other whites
hate boogie2988 so much
he has such a victim complex it's unreal
Tolerance is codeword for Jewish Global Domination
plym meetup when
bastard
Muzzie girls love marijuana and alcohol. Get them drugged up and their clothes fly off.
TIL the original actor cast as Joey on Friends actually starved to death on set. Matt LeBlanc was brought in as his replacement, who as it happened very nearly starved to death too before his $11 paycheck finally came through
he's fake as fuck
...
yeah Mate we’re all here. Moni just put venga boys on
post slags
i just hate him because he's fat
lol not going if that sex offender is there
who teetotal here
got all the gear but nee idea
>posting on /brit/ whilst on holiday
paul mccartney died in 1968
whats up ladies and gentlemen of youtube, boogie2988 coming at you once again through the power of the internet
good taste
is an interesting unique person
doesn't watch TV at all, watches stuff on the internet instead because she isn't a normie
interested in art and music
doesn't use facebook, uses superior twitter insted
shit taste
female version of a deano
watches love island
drives a fiat 500
actively uses facebook
goes out clubbing
is a slag
hmmmm where have i heard something like this before?
There are no girls with good personalities
Here young fella go bricker
based
we need more fatphobia
lads this queue on classic is doing my head in as it goes
Late 80s?
absolute state of this cope thinking because someone is mildly alternative that that in and of itself means they will be more interesting. average alternate is less interesting than average normal because alternate knows they're fucking boring so goes alternate.
t. known way too many alternate and "hipsters"
I have had enough of /brit/; it's boring and tedious and so am bidding you farewell having decided to make /ita/ my new home. I wish you all health and happiness, expect for Moni and leftypol. Arrivederci!
had totally forgotten about this girl
>anime
Why not just get a real tan
was watching a video of him on a livestream debate and he brought up how a guy broke into his house and instead of calling the police, he drove the guy back home. because "That's the kind of guy i am"
oh wow boogie you're such a saint. you had such a traumatic childhood yet you see so much beauty in the world. youre such a nice guy.
fuck offfffffff he's not nice at all, he's actually a manipulative cunt
ok well miss you rorkeypops! (jk lol)
Before Will Ferrell made it big in comedy, he was a surfer who lived on a surf board. His actual address was 1, Surfboard, California USA. He still owns that property along with a mansion in beverly hills, a fishing supply store in Tenessee, and the top floor of the Tower of Pisa.
>ywn have them both
"Phobia" implies something irrational
There is nothing irrational about hating fat cunts. It's perfectly legitimate to judge them on their physical appearance since it instantly tells you plenty about their lack of impulse control.
new cunt
Has he been fucking those teddy bears lads?
Holy shit, she's perfect
youtu.be
feel sorry for the bloke the bit at the end where he talks about how happy he is now he has a gf :(
Why is he uploading naked pictures now I wonder
i'm here for the job interview
HATE when this happens
What about people with thyroid disorders, or bad genes, or a slow metabolism. Not everyone can be a skinny twink. We gotta eat, littleboi.
xD
Where are these nudes coming from? they spilled out into a /tv/ thread this morning
pure unadulterated banter
curry's nearly ready lads
ladies and gentlemen, president toilet bog fart
normies are dumb conformists
they wear clothes not because they like them, but because they think over people will like them.
they cake themselves in make up and turn their skin orange not because they actually think it looks good but because they see other people doing it
they can't possibly think it looks good
his twitter
what brand
*forces her head*
>... I'm not at my home address ... Please come and find me ... I'm near Stoke Mandeville not at my flat 2, 42 Amersham Hill, High Wycombe HP13 6PQ 1-
is he ok?
About to wring my hands around 190’s scrawny neck and plant his munter of a face to the kerb
timmy byrnes gratitious use of the sos emoji has got me laughing
Obesity has increased by 90% since 1990. Those are excuses for being a fat cunt.
If you are one of the TINY number who legitimately have
>thyroid disorders, or bad genes, or a slow metabolism
then fucking eat less
think tims been sectioned lads fucks sake
not British culture not arsed
Sir, you should be arrested for culturally culturally appropriating black people's hair.
>normie
everyone i've known who has used that word has been as bad. it's like those people who are like "i'm so underground i like lars von trier" or some shit and you're like wut.
he escaped from the looney bin?
it's a subconscious cry for help
Yeah humans have evolved to be social animals.
Is there a mental health place in stoke mandeville? I think hes been comitted and is sending an old photo on twitter to write the mssage, he wants us to break him out