Why the fuck am I not in the stock market? These shitcoins are never going back up, nobody wants the pieces of shit.
Boomers are kicking our asses
Aaron Smith
Eli White
>hell no I won't buy Bitcoin. it's all about index funds, faangs, and real estate!
Owen Peterson
I THINK BOOMERS SUCK
Cooper Howard
Thid
Adrian Scott
>Why the fuck am I not in the stock market?
I don't know, why did you opt for crypto in the first place? Did the possibility of outsize returns blind you to the utter lack of regulation?
Jordan King
I dont know ANYBODY in their early to mid twenties buying stocks and here in Canada we have tax free accounts up to some limit. People are too redpilled to buy boomers' bags after they already fucked up housing
Alexander Scott
include dash but leave out eos
lol okay
Julian Cox
>People are too redpilled to buy boomers' bags
I don't know about you, but I only hold two of those boomer stocks, and I made $45K off them this year.
Asher Martinez
In the states theres tons of zoomers with stocks via the stock apps.
Jayden Rogers
My company matches my 401k up to 5%, plus a free 1% if I'm in the program. That 120% guaranteed annual return before the stocks move is the only reason I have any stocks at all.
Lincoln Cooper
>Didn't mention AMD at 192%
Jose Butler
dividends
Logan Martinez
which?
Jacob Ward
actually they are more than coins
they're decentralised incentive structures for a secure, trustless, globally synchronised ledger. But hey, everybody who doesn't see money in that just isn't worht the gains
Grayson Wood
>im in it for the tech
Gavin Green
>He fell for the 401k meme
Evan Perez
no, I'm in it because I can profit off the inevitable adoption adoption of the tech
Justin Perry
this is the right way to invest in the stock market. company extras making it a winning proposition by default
anons who buy into the stock market on their own are unironically retarded, they're holding boomer bags and paying twice the price their smarter peers. would you buy bitcoin for $13k right now?
Connor Cooper
Some boomer told me to put it all in stocks in January and damnit I wish I listened. Stocks suck and are a bubble.
Dylan Reed
Ethereum went up like 40% TODAY. Cryptos are just shit for HODLing. It's a trader's market.
Jordan Morgan
How much did you put in? You realize you're likely an exception to the rule?
That might explain stock markets popularity in the US. No such thing as Robin Hood in Canada, I believe cheapest commisions are with quest trade, like seven bucks.
Can't fault a man for taking free money
Michael Rogers
There will be no adoption, easier to do the shit you can with crypto with a phone app and fiat, enjoy the bag.
Jose Hall
You're not going to make it even in stocks.
Joshua Rodriguez
free markets enable convergence towards efficient processes
why would I use Paypal if I could also send USD via the gemeni dollar over a much cheaper and more secure, non-restrictive ethereum blockchain. why would I pay banks to keep my inflationary fiat, when I could as well be incentivised to frugally spend with a deflationary store of value. why wouldn't industries streamline payments, computations, record and bookkeeping with public blockchains if it allows them to save millions of dollars.
I hope you were trolling, if not, then there's not much more I can do for you. You can drag a horse to the pond, but it has to drink by itself.