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youre quite impressionable arent you

Do heroin

post chubby slags

*poomunity*

Drugs i've done:

All of them except 66-FAG-POO, which I am in the process of ordering

why does tim share his exact location with his bizarre photos? it's like asking for trouble

>rhino ket
fucking hell you’re thick

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It's all the way you look at life innit

Jow Forums will NEVER be or have been better than /x/ in its' creepypasta/horror movie stream threads

still love the demented shit I got introduced to there
youtube.com/watch?v=X_65yuIx1-s

110707332
dont make drugs your entire personality/identity

been there done that, its cringe nd nobody likes it

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You playing WoW too? I am playing the Tauren. They are very good. My character is big.

many people have reverse tolerance meaning you don't feel high whatsoever the first couple times you smoke weed. when you do get high for the first time you'll get ridiculously high

Your brain is your most precious asset and destroying it is literally the worst thing that can happen to you. Why would you want to do drugs and bring this on?

he does it to prove it's him
i dont know, it's part of his paranoia. he thinks he needs to prove it's really him all the time. thats why he always says "picture by and of me timothy james byrne".
thats why he always shows his ID and shows the scar on his arm, it's to prove it's really him.
i believe that's why he started posting nudes too

peng

found this on reddit about 6 years ago

banging some 66-FAG-POO

You can't harm your brain by trying drugs, unless you get hooked on them, then the problems start.

probably some sort of ritual to cling to reality

honestly unless they're actual schizos or something on that level it won't be a problem. if you're just talking general neuroses
it's funny you mention depression because that's what my experience went some way towards curing. it let me really think about who I was as a person, and to let go of some of the things which I was allowing to make me hate myself. I really do recommend it if you get the opportunity but the setting has to be right, where no-one is going to bother you and you feel safe

n-word

its just an extreme form of OCD you numpties

Wish we could put all druggies in a mass grave

I’d recommend druggies being gassed Auschwitz style but they’d probably enjoy whatever mind alterations occur in their fried out brains caused by the gas before they die. I reckon a bullet would be better.

yeah well a good way to avoid getting hooked on physically addictive substances is just to not do them in the first place

>listing hash, weed and thc pills as different things when it's all the same psychoactive ingredient
>"rhino ket"
>PMA/MDA but i bet you got in cut in a pill rather than taking it on it's own
fuck offffffff

yank virgins, rockefeller has done a number on you

The last bastion of morality

I don't reply to Yank posts but feel I must acknowledge there is a good one just above.

ive been watching tim for years, dont question my tim knowledge

>You have brain Cancer
>You need brain surgery
>There is:
> Dr. Krishna Sharma
> Dr. Zhang Lee
> Dr. Joshua Reubenstein

Which do you trust with your brain?

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Have done a total of 16,000ug of acid

do you reckon they had to drag tim out kicking and screaming

No you haven’t smash as much acid as me and you can’t cringe anymore

haha nice one bruva

so the naked posting done him in then?

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enjoy the videos of little caprice

>don't question my tim knowledge

Screeching

Sure hope there are no working class povvos in this thread.

pineal gland status: calcified
(i bet all you newfags dont remember the old pineal gland calcification gimmick)

got sold some elephant ket it’s like regular ket but some dealer pretended otherwise

hmm interesting thanks lad

winter looms

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so tired of in-the-way people getting in the fucking way
honestly believe people should be given tests every year to make sure they're not in the fucking way
they should test IQ, problem solving ability, attitude, and physical strength and anyone failing should be sent to osme remote island out of the way
old people especially should be tsted because you fucking know they're always in the fucking way

Indians are the best doctors because whenever you hear about fucked up medical shit like a guy with 5 legs or 3 hearts it's always in India

i want cock in my ass
im straight

i bet all you newfags dont remember the old FAG-POO gimmick

the one that can reverse the aging process

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Doing a doctorate in Tim Studies.

The lessons of the second world war risk being forgotten because of the rise of “extreme” rightwing leaders such as Donald Trump and Boris Johnson, the mayor of London has said.

Before events to mark the start of the conflict 80 years ago, when Germany invaded Poland on 1 September 1939, Sadiq Khan has branded Trump as “the global poster boy for white nationalism”, whose example is being followed by too many leaders across Europe, including Johnson.

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lads I did the weed/the ganja/Mary Jane yesterday.
So what comes on the telly? Family Guy.

Peter Griffin was wearing roller skates and he pulls out his cock to piss. But the strength of his piss against the urinal was pushing him backwards (because he was wearing roller skates). But then he started to fart which made him go forwards. So he had to piss and fart against himself in order to stay in position.
I literally pissed myself.

I guess that's what it takes to make Family Guy funny.

yep, until he gets out the psych ward at least. but he'll likely be medicated in their and come to his senses and stop/delete them. if he continues his medication he may start acting somewhat more normal.

zhang in a heartbeat

everyone remembers it mate it just wasnt a very funny post. let it go.

Boys my Uncle was on who wants to be a millionaire

same

nothing drives me more berserk than old people when they’re in my way get out of my fucking way init

who remembers the third eye gimmick

zhang

Hopeful about the new Star Wars.

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Adjuko Mtembe Nyererebayo (Trainee)

Always doddering aren't they

Geek

that's a pretty creative question
honestly probably the asian simply because he's likely to have the highest iq

what's wrong with white nationalism?

i bet he went mental when the police came to get him and take him to the psych ward you know
>"LET GO OF ME YOU COWARDS, SOMEBODY HELP ME AND GET ME OUT OF HERE UNDER THE GENEVA CONVENTION MY HUMAN RIGHTS ARE BEING ABUSED"

Never had any issues with my boss being gay. Hes not the in your face about it type. But lately hes been making a lot of innuendo jokes and I'm pretty sure hes flirting with a straight colleague. Starting to bother me a bit now

cousin went on tipping point and lost in round 1

I used to work with this OCD autist
One time I brushed past him and he cried like a baby - genuinely pathetic but very sad
He was in his 50s and unquestionably a virgin

Any advice for a 5'1" man?

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be all the drugs they did in their youth

if he is in a psych ward then how does he have acces to his twitter + photos?

wanking is the only good thing about weed
had the best wanks of my life while stoned. it's so incredible.

not his fault
its genuinely crippling and horrific. wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy

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Bet that was down south

the bloody nhs doesn’t bloody work anymore that’s why time to go bloody private

some old bastard was walking slowly in front me blocking the way
went fucking paralytic with rage and bashed his fucking senile brains out with a rebar on the spot
stupid old fuck

they let you keep your phone and they have wifi
they have a locked room where you can charge electronic devices, you have to ask the nurses to charge/retrieve your phone because you're not allowed wires and stuff obviously.

remember doing speed and wanking for 8 hours straight

I like Tim's street
not how I picture England in my mind at all

Is it still an insult if I call someone a bender but it turns out he's actually a bender?

how do you know?

genuinely hate this little twat

they should build bigger ways then

anyone get weird pedo vibes from wh*te dogs who like asian girls?

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cute

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this 2bh. people over the age of 60 shouldnt be allowed outdoors. or children either.