The crazy one who expects anyone to listen

>the crazy one who expects anyone to listen

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You sound like an MLM roastie.

Seriously though this is hysterically pathetic.

>33

bless you. you are a maniac!

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>buy my bags pls

This

just googled mlm

>how would you convince yer friend m8ty

thanks just sold 100k

In person not via text

You already fucked up. You framed the whole request as "sounds insane". To put it nicely, you sound like a total fuckin pussy.

Next time you want something, remember to never do that again. You should have told him that this is a lifetime changing opportunity, and that $500 is just a mere pennies in the face of financial eternity.

moved away and live apart. rarely see

oh fug. goddayum that's valuable information. will do next time... oh wait, there won't be another :(