/brit/

>i'm an average weight(19 stone),
mate...

Name as many members of the Kardashian-Jenner family as you can

whoever names the most gets to be my bf (i'm a girl)

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got fired from asda for pressing the sos button every time a black person walked in the shop

going down the schizo route. started having full blown convos with myself. see things that aren't there in my peripheral vision constantly.

knew this was coming extremely soon but still sad to see tim sectioned; thats probably the end of the story and we'll never hear anything more about him, will never know how the season all ends

like to ponder what my existence was like before I was manifest to this plane.

Working at a hospital is hell when you're a virgin freak. Surrounded by cute young nurses and you know you'll never have a chance with any of them.

made an post lads

Chloe, Kim and Caitlin.

Bruce - Kris
Kendall Kylie
Kim Kourtney Khloe Robert

Kanye Lamar North

I'm out

bait post but mine is 160/80 and my bmi is 23, and I lift, and walk 5 miles a day

and my GP didn't care

>Got to 'trapthread.com'
>Find the sexiest/ugliest trap you can find
>Post it here and we rate em to see who can find the sexiest/ugliest tranny

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>things that aren't there
how do you know they aren't?

rate my gf

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start a twitter profile
we need a new tim

shame vodka is alcoholic because vodka+pickles is such a nice combo genuinely very tasty but vodka alcoholic so do it lot makes u sick

lmao no the nhs is fucking useless
he'll be out within a week at most with a fresh dose of meds and he'll be back to his "normal" "life" in no time
he's been sectioned before

>Got to 'trapthread.com'
Woah woah woah mate slow down there

whose your favourite trap?
for me it's Sue Lightning. Although i wish she didn't get a totjob and had a cute masculine flat chest instead

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because dragons can't swoop out of trees at you and people don't keep lions as pets in their front gardens

don't get very invested in fictional characters me

I know you can read my thoughts Meghan...Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

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women love my dry skin, smelly breath, and bad attitude!

Is it true that Brits call hurricanes swirly whirly windy twirlies?

who /sue/ here?

rose

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Working most places is suifuel for incels. I see nice bums and tights all day and go home to wank 3-4 times. And I have to listen to these stupid bitches talk about their partners.

Relaxing in bed after a long day of wowtoil

bit gay
post more?

we also call guns rootie tootie point and shooties

I feel like people who are attracted to trannies/eunuchs/femboys/boypoochie/whatever need a term for them to rally under
it's giving gays, bisexuals, and straights all a bad name

wiah

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false

>And I have to listen to these stupid bitches talk about their partners.
Totally forgot about that part, also the wedding rings, engagement rings, pregnant bellies on people who are younger than you (30 year old virgin me). It's sheer hell.

>Big Brother gets cancelled because nobody is watching it anymore
>Love Island goes on to become the biggest show on TV despite being the exact same thing

hmmmmmm

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my bfs wig looks like her hair actually
he's growing his actual hair out so he can have it long, but i don't think i'm a fan. i like his hair the way it is right now. I like the way he can be masculine and feminine just by changing clothes and putting on/taking off a wig. it's harder to do if he has long hair, he'll just look fem all the time.
dont want to hurt his feelings though. im sure it'll look nice anyway

it's just a fetish

drink water drink water drink water bitch`

Normie women come into toil and reel off 3-4 TV shows they watched last night. Is this really what normies do, unironically a bigger waste of time than posting here

Business idea : Buddy flick where scoochy bear and clutchy bear team up to save tim from the evil mental ward run by DPD

HER name is CAITLYN

optics innit

queer

yeah but deano fingers stacey in a villa for 2 weeks and we get to watch gigawhores involve in drama over chads willy never had that on big brother

morgoths review is supremely based

Who goes there?

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Yes, TV shows and restaurants are quite literally all they talk about. Every time I try to socialise with normoids I get reminded why I don't.

HER name is RIO and SHE dances on the SAND

literally me but completely unironically

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I mean its bi in definition, a cock on a female body. Thats bi mate. Although it could use a better term.

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hahaha

MY name is LUKA and I LIVE on the SECOND FLOOR

already posted loads of her in the other thread
she's such a qt 3.14 isn't she
i'd do anything to frot with her
she does porn btw

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CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Benzos kill my sex drive. I just can't be bothered.

There are no men like me; only me

would put each of you in a gas chamber and drop the pellets myself

god i love traps

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Drugs I’ve done:

coke
acid
25i-nbome
Mdma
Pma
Mda
Various speeds
Ketamine
Weed
Hash
Xanax
Valium
Klopopin
Beta-blockers
Rhino ket
Thc pills
Bath salts
Solvents
Alpha-pvp
2ci
2cb

Just got up me

business idea: one woman gets shagged by multiple men and we videotape it

shh lad you didnt see nothing

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3 of those are the exact same psychoactive ingredient
rhino ket is just ket
id call you a virgin freak, but tbf you're not a virgin cos you shagged your 10 year old niece

>no psilocybin
>no dmt
weak mate

go love them somewhere else you gay cunt

maybe one day la’

just not been given the opportunity yet :(

lads

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[Intro]
Yeah

[Chorus]

never had a girlfriend or sex
never had a girlfriend or sex

[Bridge]

never had a girlfriend or sex
never had a girlfriend or sex
never had a girlfriend or sex
never had a girlfriend or sex
never had a girlfriend or sex

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Only if the men are jewish

NOT woke

>rhino ket
cringed irl

i unironically think he hasnt been sectioned but has probably gone in because hes done his wrist in again (yes i know im starting to sound like a schizo) but desu i wouldnt be surprised if he tweets or makes a video again in 1-2 days, if that someone should ring up stoke mandeville and double check to make sure hes there and hes safe

Bisexual people are just gay people.

A guy attracted to men sexually is gay. If hes not attracted to men then he isn't gay. Trannies are men so he is gay.

Hope this helps

don't reply to that cringefactory

>bath salts
not a drug

what if you fancy both

you can get shrooms easy as lad, pick them my self me

yh there’s a difference

i gen hope youre right

watched like 30 minutes of love island, was more interesting than big brother has been in the last 10 years

190 has been larping as a uni student obsessed with drugs for the past 6 years, what a loser

what do you lads reckon happened to lisanne froon and kris kremers

fucked case innit

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Wake up, it's a beautiful morning
Honey, while the stars are still shining
Wake up, would you like to go with me
Honey, take a run down to the beach

OH MAMA, I WANNA GET NIGGERED
OH MAMA I WANNA GET NIGGERED

You dont

some nutter on reddit said 22 is his lunar age but he identifies as 18

why aren't you attracted to males?
im genuinely interested in finding out. i don't understand it. im attracted both genders and i don't understand how other people aren't attracted to both.
i think it's a denial thing. if you became secure with your sexuality and let yourself accept you find men attractive and then had sex with a man you found attractive, i'm sure you'd like it very much. that goes for everyone.
i seriously cant understand why you dont feel attracted to men. like why? there's barely any difference between some males and females. the penis is the biggest difference, but it's very a very aesthetically pleasing piece of anatomy.

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no
theres not
ketamine is ketamine is ketamine
you might have been taking mxe the whole time and then finally got real ket though

never done them but not really too fussed

feel like I’ve done enough psychs now

they’re not a nice ting

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I reckon Emma thinks I’m sexy.

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