/birt/
youtube.com
literally me
ah yes /birt/
why did I chose to do STEM being a thirdie
No, my son is also named /birt/
bus chicken
Should have trained jiu-jitsu instead, then open a gym in america
jew jit soup
Have a spot on my face and it looks like a bean
loooove my way
kek
Nay. Just Anglo Saxon.
*spreads arse cheeks apart and expels a massive fart followed by an exaggerated moan*
was kicking the ball at the courts today and did a really big fart and people heard
The first time I fucked a chick on her period it was in the dark and I woke up the next morning with blood all over my hands and around my crotch and thought I had torn my bollocks open in my sleep
so what's on the agenda for this edition lads
think we can all relate to that particular tale
pretty sure i raped someone at uni lads
was in the reading area once at uni and caught myself halfway through a massive rip before I realized where I was. was a rancid one too, had to leave and wipe my arse.
Anyone else utterly baffled by the Northern Irish dialect? It's not just the accent or the slang (though both are confusing), it's the very syntax itself, the way they structure their sentences leaves me scratching my head
that is no good at all
femoids are to stupid to understand farts are funny
had a dream i went to jail last night lads, was very scary but my best mate was also there for some reason so we had a bit of a laugh
I accidentally pavlov'd my ex into getting excited every time she farted. I kept telling her that girls don't fart so she'd save her farts for when I was in the room and try and make them as loud as possible. Was cute tbdesu
>package won’t arrive until Tuesday because tomorrow is a federal holiday
I went to uni in 2007. You could get away with stuff back then that you'd be #metoo'd for in an instant nowadays. Nowadays you need a consent form if you want to go in for a kiss.
The "One dollar" song about stefan molyneux seems t have been binned on youtube. Can someone let me know if they find it?
indeed. it's a universal experience that all men can form comradery around.
if you say nigh it sounds like you're saying now with a belfast accent
my girlfriend to this day can't bring herself to fart unless she's on the loo
Show me your anus.
was gonna have lunch at the pub but then remembered im having coffee with my mate today
beer can wait i suppose
like this?
i.4cdn.org
hahahah based
thinking about when Kurt Cobain went on top of the pops and deliberately sang smells like teen spirit like a twat cause they wouldn't let them play their instruments live ahaha
Story?
haha
Poo is brewing in my small intestine at this very moment
waiting for a superstar
I really hate this time of year more than any other.
It always feels like you've missed out on the best of summer, the sunsets aren't as pleasant and sat by the window in the evening doesn't have the same feel. You realise it's now 7-8 months of cold weather and short days.
Might just neck myself this winter. I imagine sat in the park and dying of hypothermia.
disgusting
kys
Thinking of eating less calories. Hit 67kg. Absolutely disgusting
Move to the southern US. Summer doesn’t end until late October where I’m at.
the face behind the french flagged poster here
link to thread?
>Move to the southern US.
Oh yeah. I'm sure that's such an easy thing to do.
i just posted it in a random thread, but it turns out there is a /fart/ up:
He stops you in a dark alley. What do you do?
I have spoken.
me too
Submit
Are you ready, are you ready?
Are you ready, are you ready?
Are you ready for the time of your life?
It's time to stand up and fight
It's alright it's alright
Hand in hand we take a caravan to the motherland
One by one we gonna stand up with pride
One that can't be denied
Stand up, stand up
From the highest mountain, valley low
We'll all join together with hearts of gold
Now the children of the world can see
There's a better place for us to be
The place in which we were born
So neglected and torn apart
Every woman every man
Join the caravan of love
(Stand up) stand up
Stand up
Everybody take a stand
Join the caravan of love
(Stand up) stand up
Stand up
I'm your brother
I'm your brother don't you know
She's my sister
She's my sister don't you know
We'll be living in a world of peace
And the day when everyone is free
We'll bring the young and the old
Won't you let your love flow, from your heart
Every woman every man
Join the caravan of love
(Stand up) stand up
Stand up
Everybody take a stand
Join the caravan of love
(Stand up) stand up
Stand up
I'm your brother
I'm your brother don't you know
She's my sister (we're waiting, we're waiting)
She's my sister don't you know (we're waiting, we're waiting for the caravan)
So are you ready? (he's coming)
Are you ready? (he's coming)
Are you ready? (he's coming)
Are you ready? (he's coming on the caravan)
You better get ready (go for it)
You better get ready (go for it)
You better get ready (go for it)
You better get ready
literally me
Is he just pretending to be retarded?
finally a map that I can agree with
Hes based
mum used to threaten to section me when I did something bad growing up, honestly reckon it had a profound psychological impact on me
for ever user
why's he look so queer
I mean, he's an Oxford boy
The bit you don't have any idea about is Rutland where I live.
Pic related is Oakham Castle, our greatest fortress.
*blocks your path*
baffling
slap bang in the centre of England and I couldn't name a single thing about you
Who's the biggest football team from Rutland?
What's your biggest town?
Why do you exist?
What politics is your council?
Awful thing to happen to you mate hope you’re okay
tickle his willy
off to sleep, got a few new steve vids to catch up on (he uploaded like 3 ration reviews in the past week) shall see how the tim situation develops but i wouldnt be surprised if he tweets from home tomorrow
New world order
Wonder if there's a way to curate 4channel so that I only see things i want to see
no its all gone downhill, i like the africa one because i dont know whats going on in burundi or burkina faso but this is just a generic take weve all seen
Hi sorry could you please move, I’m heading to bed
literally have no idea what this post means
I’m hungry. I can’t sleep when I’m hungry.
the one in the hat is the most bogan human being i've ever seen
Drunk for the first time in about 6 months. My tolerance has plummeted. I think that's a good thing.
let's discuss this
well lads I went through all the bitches in a 20mile radius of me and got 15 matches and 2 dates
only chick that seems interested is currently getting a useless major but shes a qt, pale and has green eyes. So I might be a shagger soon
Eat something then, dickhead.
oh someone did one of those for africa recently in almost the exact same style thought it was you, was a tiny bit educational rather than just complaining about scots or scousers
No thanks.
only those with a masters in memes remember this one
youtube.com
can't wait for philipsolo to do fucking the worst reviewed prostitute in his city
>This was a Pizza Hut, now it's all covered with daisies! (You've got it, you've got it)
poo coming from a female anus
hello r.eddit
mapchart is a popular website now lad
I got it from this thread very easy way to make meme maps
in all seriousness scots and scousers are shit though
yorkshire isn't northern
best selling music artist from county of origin
i'm proud of myself for being able to love people regardless of their gender. i can see the beauty of everyone.
i fall in love people, not their genitals
Give me a (you)
literally yes
im sure he said he does exactly that in an interview. something about giving opponents a false sense of security.
I dont have anything against the english, they're just wankers. The scots on the other hand are colonized by wankers. We couldnt even find a decent empire to be colonized by.
Had me in stitches lads.
What is the best guaranteed way to run away from a Muslim woman haji who is falling in love with you?
have sex
Honestly find looking at sex digusting. Same with spread clunges.