You wake up in the country that you got, how fucked are you?

Pretty fucked

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Fuck

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At least they speak Portuguese.

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dem BLACK QVEENS tho

Run jbw

>Interwar Kingdom of Romania
RIP

>Polska Rzeczpospolita Ludowa

youtube.com/watch?v=pcvLiqrTDc0

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>cape verde
JUUUSSSTTT

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Good lads. Defenders of Poland.

They are #1 producer of potassium, all foreign other potassium inferior

>malawi
Where the fuck am i?!

>Commonwealth of Massachusetts
finally a real country, time to jew americans for dolars

>second attempt

Poland

>third attempt

Czech and Slovak Federal Republic

>four attempt

Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic

So... those italian girls were right, i'm a fcking slav.

youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E

>Normandy
uhh bonjuer?

>Japan (I really got Japan first try)
Not fucked at all. I'll visit for a while then take a plane back home. Basically a free plane ticket.

Could NOT have gone worse.

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>Russia
That's fine, it could be worse

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>greater london

Well.. i am not paying to have a tv

Woke up in the Kingdom of Finland, not so bad I'll just walk home again

>Bangladesh
fug

>Kingdom of Finland
H-Huh?

>Turkmenistan
Wholesome. I would eat at a local restaurant and then try to make a friend.

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>Co-operative Republic of Guyana
Pretty fucked I'd wager.

>RUSSIA
FUCK

I DO NOT WANT TO BE A R*SSIAN

Vologda Oblast

All hail mother RUSSIA

>Kuwait
I'll be alright.

>Province of Newfoundland and Labrador
I like snow but I don't like snow that much. At least it's first world.

State of Arizona is the best cunt ever

>Serbia
I'll be fine ig

Fuuuuuck WHY?!?

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>Rhenish Republic
Better than Azerbaijan imo

>The State of Kansas
just rent a car and drive home to wisconsin, easy

>The Autonomous City of Ceuta
I'd probably move to continental spain

Australia
Cool I get to be an aboriginal and sniff gasoline

Singapore
ok

>Malta
Pretty fucking comfy.

Shit, better stock up on levi jeans

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE SOME FILTHY FRENCHIE

moving to Kosovo could be worse

It's time to cook batch

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Why?
Italians were emigrating here during that period, Mussolini even had to stop this

>north sudan

uh oh

Russian Republic...

Not sure how fucked i'd be. I know enough Russian to say hello, ask where shit is, and some common signs.

I'm pale and white, so i'd probably fit right in.

Getting money would probably be a problem.

>I'm pale and white, so i'd probably fit right in.
Not in Moscow

Hail to the motherfucking Queen

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>Ontario, Canada
Good enough.

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canada
hardly different

>State of Oklahoma

How bad is it?

lovely girl

>State of Rajasthan
W-what am I in for?

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Desert and extremely conservation people.

you mean conservative? if so then its based

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>Realm of New Zealand
Could be a lot worse

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>Dominion of Ceylon
No idea

>South Dakota
Sounds comfy compared to here in Illinois

I'm sure you will be bro with Kim Jong Un

>colony of southern rhodesia
time to kill wh*Teys

>Armenia
TFW

>isle of man
nice
estonians are finns

>Slovakia
Still Europe

countries.fandom.com/wiki/Territory_of_Tanganyika

Damn, simply epic

new jersey, ok

Pew

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a bit too warm and humid for my taste but it's the closest to non shithole tropics

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I also got Japan on my second try

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>Vladimir Oblast
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Very fucked.

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Tokyo
I'm okay with that.

>South Sudan

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>state of Morelos
>The state is considered to be one of the most dangerous, despite its small size and population. Most crime is centered in Cuernavaca. Its crime rate surpasses that of Mexico City in terms of crimes per 1,000 people. It is over 50% higher than the national average.

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Bosnia. Pretty fucked desu

>the USSR in 1942

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>Kingdom of Serbs, Croats and Slovenes (1918–1945)

Ustaša, here i come.

>congo
Not bad

>new zealand
good thing im not muslim