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Prešov edition

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The old Austria-Hungarian imperial cities are 10/10

my eye hurts

Prešov is very comfy

God I hate living in the m*ddle e*st.

God I hate living in the b*lkans.

God I hate living in E*stern Europe

I looove Slovakia.Comfy place to be, too bad I like working too and theres a problem with that in SK

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Slovakia is gypsy

Pooland is Poolish, and honestly I have a hard time imagining anything worse than that.

Imagine yourself.

Why are so many Slovaks coming to Czech Republic? I understand we have much better higher education, but why for work? Isn´t the money the same?

kek

Nope, still not as bad.

Ukrajina?

Blessing this thread.

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>Isn´t the money the same?
not particularly money but amount of jobs available. Czechia got all the good stuff on their land after split

Well we got them all along. But during 1st republic and socialism we gave you more than enough

Пeпик, ты pyccкий, кoтopый живeт в Чeхии, или чeх, кoтopый oчeнь хopoшo гoвopит пo-pyccки?

Я тaйный aгeнт peжимa пoд пpикpытиeм кoтopoмy тoлькo нa aнoнимных фopyмaх мoжнo пocтить

There are better jobs in the Czech republic
The Carpathians are Eastern Europe

should I go to KFC for lunch

I got it! The perfect pick up line for Czechia.
I will get to a girl and ask her
>Ahoj! Are you Czech?
When she answers yes, I will tell her
>So check this out
Pointing to my biceps while flexing.
What do you think?

Well you shouldn´t, coz its shit, but if you´re hungry...

She will laught at you and than blow your dick for weed.

you're gonna get laughed at and your already brittle ego is gonna shatter to million pieces
what should I eat then?

Idk, depends where do you live

That's actually funny, she would laugh at you. Depending on your confidence you might pull it off

How does blowing my dick helps her getting weed?

I don't take myself very seriously anyway.

Well it woudn´t but you are not that stupid to tell her you dont have weed before she sucks your cock, right mate?

I think I'm kinda am that stupid, I would feel bad not being honest.

Why are people who like ProxyHun good people?

Well anyway, she would propably just smile at you because she wouldn´t speak english.

this is the most pathetic thing I have ever read

>this is the most pathetic thing I have ever read
So you haven't read this en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Iceland ?

>The Turkish Abductions (Icelandic: Tyrkjaránið) were a series of slave raids by Ottoman pirates that took place in Iceland between 20 June and 19 July 1627. Pirates from Morocco and Algeria, under the command of Dutch pirate Murat Reis, raided the village of Grindavík on the southwestern coast, Berufjörður and Breiðdalur in the Eastern Region (the East Fjords), and Vestmannaeyjar (islands off the south coast); they captured an estimated 400–800 prisoners to sell into slavery.
Are you sure about that?

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I must admit that this post was almost as pathetic as your original "pickup line"

>manletolo trying to be funny
that's just sad

Cope.

Iceland had Erikson. Spain is just moor rape baby.

The Icelandic flag is actually Trami posting from Ottoni's bedroom.

t. the knower

The Icelander speaks proper english so no

Slovak gypsies got the € and what?

I am like 99% certain that nearly all Poolish posters are underage. They somehow manage to be even cringier than Brazilians, it's truly impressive when you think about it.

AND WHAT

And kys

Eh, you can't really be this superficial.

What did user mean by this?

Write a 200 word essay, interpreting my words.

what's up with the self-loathing manlet commies with no sense of humour?

Poolish posters remind me of myself when I was around 13 and just discovered /b/.

But now you're 14 and shouldn't be here.

why are mongols so toxic all the time

>Poolacks
>humour
The pinnacle of Poolish humor is saying something along the lines of "Slovaks are Gypsies" and "Hey guise did u kno that I hate niggers and homosexuals xDDDDD." Truth be told I often wonder if they're even sapient beings.

not much has changed since then, not even your height
fuck are you talking about, stop being obsessed with poles if you hate them so much

If there was a benevolent god, he wouldn't have created Poles.

Homosexuals were a mistake.

if there was a god, you horsefuckers would stay in steppe

Imagine some tiny guy sitting at the computer, red as a tomato, steam coming out of his ears while typing this and muttering under his breath "fucking poles I hate them so much"

Saw a fluffy doggo today

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Sometimes I see pictures of really nasty shit like tapeworms, infants with harlequin ichthyosis and Poolacks, and I can't help but wonder: what did God mean by this?

Herbert Marcuse was right.

qt!! :33
me and my polish bf were on a walk with our doggo and we saw a qt kot chasing a couple of birbs! It was soooo qt :33
then we went home and played videogamezz all day lol! :3

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Shut thse fuck up, you monkey. No one cares about your opinion on authors you've never read.

Are you from moravskoslezko

Are you new here?

kinda

Romania = based
Hungary = cringe

Will you let him join our friendly circle? ;3

shut up orbiter

Go back to Jow Forums lmao

Wau, so rude. Not even hungarians are so rude.

what would do if I sent you a picture of me spreading my clam open?

When I went to visit Bucharest, hungarians saw from a mile a lord from Poland is visiting their humble abode. I was received kindly so I decided to throw some polish coins for them. It was such an amusing spectacle. They started fighting each other for the polish zloty.

>Poolack humor

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LOL ;)

Every Hungarian has a super-original-fashioned name not found in any other country. Okay, I guess I'm overreacting a little. Most Hungarians are called Istvan, Gabor, Laszlo or Denes.

wtf I was told East Slovakia is a shithole?

I just remembered that I deleted the lewds that a girl sent me a year ago
she had great tits
fuck lads, this feels so bad, why was I such a idiot

I'm not a gynaecologist, so I can't really tell you much.

you're not a man either in that case

How did you know?

I can smell it in here

I'm non binary, you bigot.

then what the fuck are you bitch, you're no fucking computer

I'm a fridge.

Found Laszlo
youtube.com/watch?v=XwtisgdwDoQ

Has anyone noticed how the extent of Poolack banter does not go beyond implying that someone's brown? Like when, for example, a Western European tells them that their country is a monkey-infested shithole that would've accomplished nothing on their own they'll be like "But hehe ur name's ackshually Ahmed because ur ackshually a brown person, haha gotcha!!!"
I assume they think this is very clever because self-awareness requires some baseline intelligence which they clearly lack.

I don't know if they're actually acting retarded in some convoluted attempt at being ironic or if they're legitimately mentally handicapped chimpls stuck in semi-human bodies, but it's truly a depression inducing sight.

We live in times where non-comformist slogans are put on mass produced T-shirts to be worn by people who don't even read what's on the T-shirt they're buying. If everyone tells you to "be special", "be unique", "be yourself" and go against the current, the truly non-conformist thing to do is to go with the current and purposefully refuse to take part in this faux-individualist charade. To embrace what is or recently used to be normal, default, typical, and to expect the same from all those mindless drones who believe themselves to be unique when they clearly aren't, is the true non-conformism. "I am an average person" is a much braver and mentally demanding statement than "I am unique, the only one in the world", which is a cowardly lie.

rangeban hungary and poland

>Poolish teen finally learns what consumerism is after reading the Society of the Spectacle once
Wow, so insightful, please tell us more...

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The history of the country known today as Hungary is full of accidents that physiologists never dreamt of. Not only have they come from far away, but they are also, fearfully, stowaways. They brought horses to Europe and the secrets of transforming water into nail polish.

Stop citing titles or works you haven't read even once.

I want to hold hands with sloneczko!

I read that when I was like 15, I thought it's pretty hot stuff back then.

Hungary, as mentioned, is an exporter of wine and puzzles (cf. Hungarian, Rubik's cube, canaries), as well as suicides, tax advisers and psychiatrists. The import is based on attempts to intrigue the seller and to pinch his goods when he goes to the toilet. The currency is forints. 1 zloty = 2305739735179013 billion forints.

Hungary's policy is based on constant attempts at mutual understanding. The decisions of the three-chamber parliament, which is elected once every 3.7 years in a general, open and absurd election, are approved by the speaker with a toss of a coin. The President of the country is the cuckoo and the Prime Minister is Viktor Orban.

Jesus Christ, this is painfully unfunny, almost on par with Reddit comment chains.