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politics discussions belong on Jow Forums

>politics discussions belong on Jow Forums

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Six am and it’s still dark out...

8am and it isn't dark out...

Why yes I do wake up at 5am even on a holiday

who /pissingawaytheir3dayweekendon4chan/ here?

Packing up to go back to school

My teeth hurt. I hate being sick.

good morning

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Good Morning

Bonjour à tous

what illness do you have?
gm

gonna go to sleep

Thank you for your service

sleep tight

I don't know, I just feel like shit. Influenza or something.

This was me about four months ago. I'd be awake for most of the night and try and get some sleep in the morning. Insomnia+sleep apnea sucks.

read your bible

goodnight to you
you should probably see a dentist or something :|

I don't need a dentist, my teeth are fine. I'm just sick.

didn't you say your teeth hurt?

last night I had a nightmare that I had a baby who turned out to be the antichrist, and then triggered the apocalypse by destroying the sun lmao

gm

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hello

>holiday
>can finally stay home all day and watch cat videos
good morning /cum/

youtube.com/watch?v=70gxBmoF988

hello upside down singapore

Yes, my teeth hurt. It isn't a dental issue though.

hello not usa

howdy

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I'd shot that create if I saw it in real life

Don't talk to poland

I want to pick at someone and make fun of it
Are there any volunteers

youtube.com/watch?v=3ZR2p-DhSX4

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Thanks, I hate that face. What were you thinking when decided to post that very picture? I cant fathom it.

you'd never catch it

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Why would I ever bother catching it? It can't outrun my bullets lol

"I think I have a picture he can make fun of"
and as it was uploading
"I kinda want another sandwich"

what kind of sandwich

egg and roast beef

interesting combo, never heard of that tbqh but it sounds good
ham and egg is my fav

Top autism
Are all posters on Jow Forums like you?

it was pretty great
I wouldn't know ask them

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Do you feel here like at home

>play a game of casual siege
>stomp the enemy and get round winning kill every round
>go 9-0 in 3 rounds
>throw a grenade at a guys feet while he was shooting me to win the game

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huh?

I'm trying to understand how autistic you are

post in spanish or not at all

guacamole tacos perfecto nachos excellento burrito

I will shit up your thread with music
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hmm, quite.

youtube.com/watch?v=YjAyuK3gzIA

the godzilla kotm steel book is sold out at every single best buy in the country

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that's a badass nightmare
gm btw
hi c:
oh well, to the doctor then? idk

>kotm

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How do you find my Spanish?
wanna give me a lesson or two

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THREAD'S THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=CjO1FMO-0bI

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>hi c:
Hi See Colon
Hmmm

ok, talk to me in spanish
i'll rate your skills

that's a small smiley face, dummy

its not wearing pumped up kicks

it's a 10/10 movie, fuck rotten tomatoes

Bud who is visiting me got dumped just a week before coming here so I said come on just get tinder and slam a T-Slut while you’re here.
Now he’s been chatting all day with this absolute 2/10 and is super excited hmmm
She’s fat too LOL
Nicca up your standards, at I least I told him already she’s considered fat as absolute fuck here and will probably be an easy lay but w/e a fuck is a fuck I guess and she has fat jugs

Also keeps bitching about food quality but wants to experience “cheap real local food” and doesn’t want to eat in more expensive restaurants but every time I show him some cheap fucked up granny run eatery he’s like “uuh but the quality of the meat is probably not good”
Grinds my gears

Apart from that all is well hope y’alls be doin great too

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am i suppose to wear white today?

No

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blanket i ordered was a twin but in children's sizes

guess i should've figure by ordering something with road lines on them would be for chillins

PLAYED yourself

...

>by ordering something with road lines
>Top autism

my prayers weren't answered again last night.

take matters into your own hands

Starting my new job tomorrow and I really need a haircut, but all the barbers are closed today

I was already pretty stressed before this

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i get very mixed messages
some people say take matters into your own hands
other niggas be like "nooo, killing yourself is wrong"

Thanks you gave me the strength i needed to do it.

Why are you feeling like that?

imagine being unable to cut your own hair lol

put me in your will first

i lack depth perception, stop bullying me

Are “straight pride parades” the gayest thing of all time?

No, it's the best thing ever
(will since sliced bread)

Best thread of the day

I have maybe 6 grand in instruments and my books/records/clothes. My net worth is pretty minuscule

I'll will you my first edition Women and Men by Mcelroy.

yes

what size do you wear?

Damn that sounds depressive

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Odds get a new cider
Evens smoke a tobacco
0 smoke a weed + tobs
Doubles drink some low cal soft tropical drink

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Aw man the boring one

Are you fucking high?

34-36 pants and 42-44 chest shirts
Have some nice vintage shirts and jackets if you want