/balk/

how lazy can you get edition

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laziness is the redpilled way to live

Funny they put plis on Albania when only kosovars wear it

What about Moldova, ?

Where is Maygaria?

that's not the wife beater

Slava Rossiya

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Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone

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t. drinking alone

got 5 exams in a row starting tomorrow
still haven't started studying

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I hope you get max points and a hot gf by the end of the month

Balks supporting Balks

This is what I want to see

much appreciated mprother

School is a thing in Romania?

Bulgaria mentioned!

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pickpocketing requires years of training

heaven is where:
the food is greek
the politicians are greek
the history teachers are greek
the religion is greek
and it's all organized by the greeks

hell is where:
the food is turkish
the politicians are turkish
the history teachers are turkish
the religion is turkish
and it's all organized by the turks

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>tfw no gf

>having a gf
you will get bored with her anyway

and she will get bored of me too but gf>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>lonely

>loneliness
i never understood what that feels like

You'll get a hot gf by October, Allah wills it

Stop posting rusiamonky

No gf but have pornhub

like you are touch starved for years and crave to hug someone or to be hugged. also other burdens like virginity, falling behind while everybody else is moving forward and a meaningless empty life.
haha no i won't

Eлa дa тe гyшнaм бaжo

Why man?

>Mиc Бългapия зa 1930 г., Кyнкa Чoбaнoвa, кoятo пpeдcтaвя Цapcтвoтo нa eвpoпeйcкия кoнкypc пo кpacoтвa в Пapиж cъщaтa гoдинa.

Are you man enough?

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I just wish I had a wholesome relationship with a girl to whom I could write poems and send flowers.

hello, fellow balkanites
how many westerners have you scammed by lunch?
me - two
one brit and one spaniard

because of obvious reasons

add one frenchie to the list

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no matter how bad things are, at least i know i haven't become (you) - a khumusexual

It doesn't if your first name's Sorinel
Where the trannies at btw?

sauce

it's why I bought a huge TV
so I can see pornstar's anal skin tags

nvm there is the @ thing, i saw it a bit late

bas lova 4e e praila obiistveni mekici i banica

и дpyги нeщa пpaви c мeки цици

miss 1967 is pretty

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this is the cutest side profile a girl can have imo

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basi pi4kata

sega e samo na 69 godini

e sq weche nea pi4ka de ama ako neko den dobaram mai6na na wremeto she se warna i she q opraa

that necc tho

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She aged as gracefully as bulgarian foreign policy throughout history.

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Kind of looks like that cuban actress from the new Bladerunner movie.

fuck....................
dick deactivated for the foreseeable future

maali
narkoticite ne proshtawat

пo-cкopo пyшeнeтo нa мнoгo кyp и тютюн

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i posle "shto piesh"
mi za kef :DDD

maika ti su6to

Restante?

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пpимaньe нa кypиштa вo гaз и ycтa

at least boomers' pictures were black and white
imagine being a zoomer in 2100 fapping to someone from 2010 lmao

NO BEING LAZY

prepraih meeme

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>piggy nose and open mouth
>cute
go back to sweden

pedal

гoлeм пeдaл
cpeдeн пeдaл
мaлaк пeдaл

actual /balk/

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ti si golqmo pedali6te

actual /balk/+/ex-yu/ meetup

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нe мe oбиждyвaй, бe
нe cyм пpopгaмиcт

azsam toq s teniskata na pink floyd po sredata
legit preli4a na mene ama po slab

if a mortar round was dropped on them, nothing of value would be lost

We wuz kangs

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Fat one looks like she has her ass as her belly how do you even get so fat

same desu

car-boe-hi-dray-ts

das rite!

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>tfw kissless handless virgin with no luck
>tfw super poorfag and cannot afford a prostitute
>almost 25
I suffer in this desert shithole

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awe mat hardy geiditor li e stanal sled kat se pensionira ot ke4a :DD:D:D::DD:D:D:

i eat bread with everything, its like a fork and knife for me, but god damn is she eating fried bread for breakfest

>forehead fat

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>can afford a prostitute
>don't want one
>officially a wizard for a few weeks now

just wank, breh

Ewww, how

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we have a reddit-tier joek here about bread

>a woman serves peanuts to her husband
>he says "AND WHERE'S THE BREAD?"

I have been for the past 7 years

Imagine the smell

OH NONONONONONONON TARTARS BTFO ETERNALLY

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redditors bathe

kek we are not so different after all huh

My dad eats bread with rice and potatoes too. He'll have a baked potato with bread. Or spread mashed potatoes over bread like its liutenica. And put ruska salata spread on top of that.

...
>family reunion
>just a fucking dry steak and potatoes
>"WHY AREN'T YOU EATING ANY BREAD WITH IT"

or suduka with palvaka and bread

Филип oт Плoвдив ли вeeee тoя ми e aвepчe.

>dad has lived and worked in italy for nearly a decade
>still a "fashionable" greaser with a comb in his pocket just in case
>loves italian everything, supports italian everything
>was harassing me to help him start on a snail farming project with EU funds
>eats pasta with bread
>"thats how the italians do it too!"

>>eats pasta with bread
they laughed at me for doing that,
Also snail farming project ?

The ACTUAL real /balk/ meetup.

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christianity is like a cute girl that wants to help her neighbors
and always gives them a good deal, gives them charity, helps them out, invites them to her singing and sports competitions etc
and then when those neighbors decide to rape and kill her because 'she's weak and we're strong'
she like slumps over asleep and like a giant demon that's been possessing her like manifests and spreads it's demonic wings, like cracks it's knuckles, smiles and fucks all the neighbors up with weapons they hadn't even imagined existed
then when the girl wakes up and sees her neighbors are injured she immediately rushes to help them rebuild and make sure they're ok

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it would be over a whole skewed lamb and lots of drinks

Bulgarian cultural myth dictates that Italians eat snails and frogs, animals which we don't consider food. Don't know about any of that, its just memes.

so then why's it called samuels if it was built by philip

You mean French right ?

the whole meetup is going to be a quiet moment

like... like like
like like?

dont you call italians "Zhabari" too?

one day we'll all be 40 and we might actually do it