1.your cunt

1.your cunt
2.will you die a virgin?

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No :^)

no. I lost my virginity twelve years ago.

>An expert warned a 100 percent chance of impact in the future
Well no shit

I am a scientist and i predict a 100% chance of you dying one day

if today they said that tomorrow an asteroid will annihilate the earth, I'd go on a raping spree like the impulsive 3rd worlder that i am

Am I still a virgin if I can suck my own weenie?

yes

yes
I have no interest in meeting people or sex, only vidya and watching tv shows/movies all day

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I welcome that asteroid
Life was a mistake

>Lembit Öpik, the Chairman of Parliament for the space nation Asgardia, told Express.co.uk protecting Earth from asteroids is one of Asgardia’s key objectives.
>Mr Öpik said: “It’s a matter of life and death. The chance of an impact is 100 percent, you just don’t know when.”
>The former British politician, who was an MP for Montgomeryshire in Wales between 1998 and 2010, campaigned in Parliament for more awareness of spaceborne threats.

>Space Kingdom of Asgardia
>former British politician
>expert

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We'll all make it bros

Scientists usually overestimate things, let alone """experts"""

>Space Kingdom of Asgardia

Good to know we have people like these as the heads of society.

I'm unironically a citizen of Asgardia

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why are there so many virgin incels on int? What's wrong with you lads?

Fake and gay

Me personally?
Manlet
Ugly
Non-white

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How does he do it???

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Nothing, except girls don't like me.

I thought white women tend to prefer non white males

cringe

im volcel gay

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I'd go murder palis
Wait I already do that daily as my job

>""""""Expert"""""""""

Reminder that this guy fucked one of the Cheeky Girls

I'm not even ugly but I can't help myself when talking to girls so I just let the spaghetti fall out

Where and when is it landing? I'm so desperate for suicide I'll see if I can travel there.

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/tv/ has alot more desu