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Let's do like the Vikings and invade Ireland and take their women for our own. What are they gonna do about it?

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no need to go to a gym anymore, can do it all at home

mate it's not gonna be a meme so just pack it in eh?

i mean i used to make chips every other night and it was good at first but now i can't fucking stand chips, not even maccies chips

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I just took a DNA test turns out I'm 100% that Yank

could live solely on a diet of chips me

Consider myself to be a soy geezer

depends what kind of gym, some homo one in central london that's tiny and packed? or some national provincial chain with a jaccuzi and water facilities?

Either way you'll everntually realize that nobody gives a shit about you, as long as you aren't pinning yourself under a bar on the bench the only interaction you'll have is "are you using this mate?"

corrrrr
chips!
bit of facking chips!

no you couldn't believe me
not even chicken salt redeems it after you've had so much so often

i’m 20 and finally have a gf and my parents fucking hate it.

she’s a lovely, kind girl and i’m happy for the first time in my life and my parents hate it. they have some weird insecurity about it. they’re constantly making snide remarks and taking the piss and trying to get me to see her as little as possible. just don’t get it me

unironically nowt wrong with that
cheap, easy protein innit
throw in the spices and it's spicy
like what a navvy would have back in the day
that and about 5 pints of beer

did a seagull make this post

mate you're 20, stand up to your parents lmao

dna results are in
i'm 0% yank
the party's next weekend on account of the weather

respect your parents and finish her you rat

FOLC

white families make their kids pay rent loooooooooooooooool

so when are you kids going back to school?

the duality of two men

Benefit system is crazy

I am 21 and claim the bare minimum of benefits and I get

1 bedroom flat paid for, in a dodgy area but flat is nice enough and rent free
£900 for free to buy furniture and stuff
£500 interest free loan
Around £260 a month for nothing
Can still work 16 hours a week for extra cash
And once I get a job my rent will only be like £270 a month

And you all.have to.pay for it, it is really unfair. I am not living the high life but im not in poverty, I can only.imagine the lifestyle people false claiming DLA etc are having.

What is my incentive not to get a cash in hand jon and making more than I would if I.was working?

because white kids get jobs

You dont know what I'm capable of mate

ngl its real nigga hours rn

tarq autists losing their marbles

>3 bath
o0o0o0o0o
check out his majesty over here

is she a different race

reiterating that this is a good post and edition of said post

shitpiss fuck

yeah in the same boat
how did you get the loans?
debating DLA and just living a comfy life desu

*does a think*

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have your fun and then broom her fast

how the fuck have you managed that?

tim's actually replying to a comment on his last video youtube.com/watch?v=fjZX6G49J44
never seen this before

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you disabled?

you'll never catch me that's why
get fucked cunt

Never had a gf
I'm 23

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sydney next

reckon if he was in america he would have already gone on a mass shooting by now

fingered a bird behind the subway in toxteth 4 years ago when i was 15

you'll be right mate

if he did this more often it'd make his content FAR more interesting

why is he being sectioned just for posting his cock?

Discretionary support grant lad, get local housing to get you a support worker to do it for you gets you more
That is the bare minimum you can get lad, if you have no self respect you can claim anxiety depression etc and get dla and get like £500 a month minimum.

uni timetable is grim
lessons everyday kill me

Man Timmy really is in a spot of trouble isn't he

London eternally moggin the rest of europe apart from ancient rome

FOLC

Gonna knock one out over your dad's man tits

season 4: timmy unchained

No mate

Had like 10 girlfriends between age 13-18. None in past 10 years. Crippling vidya and porn addiction as well as phimosis.

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loving this new arc

SOMEONE SAVE HIM

i'm unironically fucked and can't work and could claim twice what i do
you know why i don't?
i didn't earn it, and i don't need it
so i don't apply for dla
grateful for every penny i get and shant be taking the piss like some people

cheers lad x

phimosis isnt real you fucking gimps literally just tug on your foreskin until it peels free

fuck off copealone

Well this is a first

tim'll be back making videos within a week but doctors will start appearing in his videos, unacknowledged and unexplained.

paranoid moron

was finna boutta check but then thought I'd rather live in ignorance until the uni toil beckons

besides nobody GOES to lectures. They record them and post them online.
Just go to labs.

Same boat lad, except im not fucked just badly depressed but I am a great manipulator I could get dla easy

any mosleyite-stalinist lads in?

going to apply for DLA

knew of a chap who spent all his DLA on weed and takeaways

no you have to tap in and register otherwise you get warnings and kicked off

Get a circumcision you fucking PRAT

FOLC

Think it only works for your first flat lad but not.sure, if you haven't got it before I cant imagine a reason why you couldn't get it. Better doing it yourself if you have furniture and just lie and say you need cooker, fridge, bed etc

i spend my JSA on weed and alchohol and it only lasts exactly half a month

they tried that when i was in uni many moons ago
we just told em to fuck off we were paying for the privilege of being there and if the exam results are fine then wtf do they care
it worked

no you didn't
be quiet

i did lad

but how have you managed to get your own flat?

i said be quiet

i see lad
my year also only has 30 people in it so it’d be a bit obvious

really?
deary me
My lecture attendance last year was probably close to 2% I shit you not.

Spent 99% of days going to bed at dawn and waking up at noon. Still got the work done so who gives a fuck?

i did lad hes my mates brother

Timothy Byrne
45 minutes ago
.. triangulate me and send a SWAT team to rescue me now...

seen too many movies timmy lad

underage neek

we had about 35 in first year and 20 by final year, this was physics at a rustlers group and we had about 40hrs of lectures a week
some piece of piss courses weren't worth turning up to tho

Need something to force me to work. if left to my own like that i’d just slack off and be a lazy cunt 2bh

youtu.be/ztAcdurpmTs
oi oiiii

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*triangulates /brit/*

>all the used up threads are to the left of the active thread
>browser will only delete all threads to the right, not the left
ah yes chrome
you have chosen to thwart me at every juncture

stop lying
be quiet

Never!

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this
based
I said the exact same thing and they shut up.
They keep a "register" and when I wasn't showing up I just went to head office to show I'm alive and then went home.
ahh. There's your conundrum. My class has about 400 so I can just skip whenever I want.

whats happened

yeah benefits and that
yeah uni and that
is there literally no-one worth talking to here any more

no lad he is ill get him to come and prove it his self