/dixie/ — The South & "Friends"

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I like these

make me a bruce bubba

it's HEAVILY implied that Skull Knight is King Gaiseric
how could you have missed that

Hmm
yes

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I get that but I don't know what his back story is besides he was a waring king that opposed the gods.

>Gaiseric was a king who wanted to conquer midland
>made a deal with the godhand where he sacrificed a fuckload of his retainers, family, and friends so that he could become a super-apostle
>instantly regrets it, starts to oppose the godhand
>gets the berserker armor, fucks with Zodd and the other apostles for several hundred years
>the berserker armor completely drains him of blood, leaving the skull knight
that's it really. he became friends with flora and dannan at some point.

>'go 'za

beep beep :-DDD

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the lunch

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/oldsmobile/

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No

what?

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

this is what midwesterners traditionally drink at weddings and other special occasions. They call it "Kühmilchundketchuphochzeitfeierpartyvernügentrinken".

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Well, at least it's whole milk and the best brand of ketchup

milk and ketchup highest time to party pleasure drink?

That's three words.
Kühmilch und Ketchup
Hochzeitfeierpartyvernügentrinken
And adding both Feier and Party seems redundant to me.
Another case of idiotic memery about "German being ugly and full of long words"

it's even better when both come fresh, straight from the cow!

I'm just repeating what my cousin's dad in Iowa told me

shut the fuck up

isn't your cousins dad your grandpa?

and "feier party" is used in German you steppeshit

I'm pretty sure that's what a stepfather is

I love german culture!

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I'm pretty sure Rammstein did an entire concept album about this

holy fuck
stepfather is a man that steps in after your dad leaves
this just blew my mind

>he prayed for mary?
>activate the finn

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In French they're called "beaux-pères" which means "beautiful fathers"
So a beau-père is someone who steps in after your dad was too ugly to stay married

and a godfather is the man who becomes your dad if your real dad forgod about you :)

>yes?
>im on it

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Stop using emojis I can't tell the irony from the truth anymore ^^

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in German, "grandfather" is "Grossvater"
they say that because all of their grandfathers are disgusting war criminals :)

I thought it's because they are all extreme porn fetishists

>calling emoticons emojis

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shit forgot my proxy

never reply to me ever again you pea-brained slit eyed fuck

that was a poor false flag attempt

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>never reply to me ever again you pea-brained slit eyed fuck

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good, you learn fast

I can destroy this place with a flick of my dick

oh yeah, we'll see about that
zzrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrip
yeah how about this

and I can rebuild it with a single swing of my ballsack

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need Conway to tell me what happens in that video after the actual porn part starts, I guarantee he's watched the full thing

just watch it yourself, the gay porn parts aren't that bad

hind's gonna freak

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what the hell..?

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We call them smileys here, thanks for your zoomer insight tho I wasn't aware there was a difference

i was shaving my head and the trimmer hit my crosses chain, and it broke

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Jesus telling to stop shaving because he had long hair

more like not to use symbols such as the cross :^)

why are you wearing a cross

you know you're not going to heaven

it was a gift, just to let it gather dust in the closet would have been a waste

No it's Jesus telling to stop shaving because he had long hair

nice bait, almost made my reply, i have to do my math no time

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Long hair of course, I really don't know why that part was deleted. Maybe God deleted it preemtively because it's true. I don't even know what to think anymore

Now it's back up
I'm tired of clover

I bought this in Croatia last summer
don't mind the pandas, it's a 2018 calendar from a chinese restaurant

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And now it's started raining

sand that hair out

i haven't tho
not interested in early 2000's pornos unless aniki is getting a beej in them

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this reddit ball needs a beard

lol

>stein

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Alri Shaolai Xinzhong Ping

>not interested in early 2000's pornos
gay

are you the lad that used to post in /v4/ (sometimes with a swiss flag)

Redpill me on beefjerky

but user, beef jerky IS the redpill

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My beef gets red when you jerk-it if you catch my drift

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What about Olde English 800 ?

>some retard turned off the AC for a vacant house
>there's mold everywhere
god dammit

yeah u LOL

>leaving AC on in a vacant house
not everybody has a personal quest to kill every single polar bear by 2030

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akxsually the polar bear population is doing better than ever
safariclub.org/blog/canadian-government-reports-polar-bear-population-growing-threatens-inuit

didn't click but it's pretty fucked up for the Canadian government to be threatening the Inuit

The draft report, which is set to be published by the end of this year, claims that polar bear populations are much higher than scientists estimated - and are actually increasing.

“Inuit believe there are now so many bears that public safety has become a major concern,” reports the Windsor Star. “Public safety concerns, combined with the effects of polar bears on other species, suggest that in many Nunavut communities, the polar bear may have exceeded the co-existence threshold.”

The report consists of information submitted from Inuit groups across Canada’s northern territories.

In a related study, the first formal count of polar bears in waters between the United States and Russia indicates they're doing better than some of their cousins elsewhere.

University and federal researchers estimate a healthy and abundant population of nearly 3,000 animals in the Chukchi Sea off Alaska's northwest coast, reported The Daily Mail.

It is estimated that Canada is home to 16,000 polar bears – 65 percent of the total global populations.

Approximately 600 are killed annually, mostly by Inuit hunters.

i'm sorry that i live in a humid hellscape and not your yankified urban shithole. if you cut the ac off then everything mildews

Do Americans really build in swamps, deserts, tornado alleys and hurricane corridors

we are a race of survivors

we're a race of peasants, we take what we can get

I forgot volcanoes and earthquakes but those will only blow up the Yank part as far as I know

nah, the new madrid fault line will fuck up the majority of the south and midwest when it blows

Ah shit
Sleep tight sweet princes

did you know that Arkansas has D I S A S T E R S