I'm so Bored With the U.S.A edition
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Joseph Taylor
Gabriel Rivera
Need Tim tweets asap
Michael Cooper
stop talking about shagging
stop talking about slags
start talking about poo
start talking about pee
Connor Murphy
Schwarzenegger's official height of 6'2" (1.88 m) has been brought into question by several articles. In his bodybuilding days in the late 1960s, he was measured to be 6'1.5" (1.87 m), a height confirmed by his fellow bodybuilders.[196][197] However, in 1988, both the Daily Mail and Time Out magazine mentioned that Schwarzenegger appeared noticeably shorter.[198] Prior to running for governor, Schwarzenegger's height was once again questioned in an article by the Chicago Reader.[199] As governor, Schwarzenegger engaged in a light-hearted exchange with Assemblyman Herb Wesson over their heights. At one point, Wesson made an unsuccessful attempt to, in his own words, "settle this once and for all and find out how tall he is" by using a tailor's tape measure on the Governor.[200] Schwarzenegger retaliated by placing a pillow stitched with the words "Need a lift?" on the five-foot-five inch (165 cm) Wesson's chair before a negotiating session in his office.[201] Bob Mulholland also claimed Schwarzenegger was 5'10" (1.78 m) and that he wore risers in his boots.[202] In 1999, Men's Health magazine stated his height was 5'10".[203]
Kevin Rogers
me? i'm something of a political extremist
Dominic Cox
Why's that then mate :]
Asher Walker
yet he's accomplished more than you could if you had 3 lifetimes to do it. funny innit?
Alexander King
communism, fascism, anarchism, absolute monarchism, totalitarianism, theocracy all have better aesthetics than liberal democracy honestly
Josiah Rogers
Haven't pulled a sicky in about 6 years because I'm simply too scared.
Ethan Wright
Janie Jones and Police and Thieves was better than this
Ryder Rivera
*rejects you*
James Lopez
you're a freak, fuck off
Jaxson Hughes
>aesthetics
Levi Torres
test
Landon Ortiz
Grey haired bat
Justin Cooper
Need to get my hair cut but left it too late so if I cut it now it'll look like I got it cut for uni, which is true, but I don't want people to think "Ah he's cut his hair for uni"
Brayden Morales
in fairness, gandhi was a massive racist
Matthew Price
Carson Rivera
>t.
Chase Jenkins
Zachary Williams
JUNIOR
Adrian Reed
Thinking of joining Antifa lads seems like a right buzz. Sense of community tons of weird bdsm and goth hipster chicks to fuck, decent political spiritual convo to have with them and I get to have modern day battles with modern day armies using sticks and mace and shit. Plus I am tall and can box so I will be like a king to those people after I knock a few "racists" out at a protest
Sounds comfy
Dylan Jenkins
don't give a fuck what people think of me at uni. stop being so self-conscience.
Luke Richardson
>aesthetics
Nathaniel Jones
a fascinating insight into the mindset of an incel
Caleb Harris
alri neuroticlad
Carson Clark
JUNIOR SPESH
Gavin Baker
>tfw we may never hear the legendary "timothy james byrne here in my rented flat in high wycombe, teddy's got the swiper" again
Wyatt Baker
what's the worse that can happen
you can't be fired for "being sick"
Jeremiah Rivera
she probably gets more tinder messages a week than her looksmatch male will get in his lifetime
Jack Reed
sperg nitty
Ayden Bailey
Early punk was so unapologetically English I honestly dont think music in this country will ever be able to produce anything as good again
Jaxson Sullivan
Enjoy being silenced on account of the "progressive stack" and being perpetually viewed as a threat because of being a white male. On the plus side all the women will indeed want to fuck you although the non-white ones will hate themselves for it
Julian Perez
its not a club lad tis an ideology
Nolan Ross
He's back!
Angel Carter
At a bar and someone starts shit, so you push them away, get in a boxing stance and beckon them forward saying "dance with me then"
Based or cringe?
Connor James
Evan Moore
Follow your heart
Brody Collins
Gonna have to respectfully disagree with you 2bh. Personally my favourite tracks on the album is garageland and londons burning
Lincoln Perez
Nicholas Gonzalez
hollow your fart
Wyatt Sanchez
bird asked me what I was doing in the lib once and told her I was pondering the intrinsic problems with the law of excluded middle. needless to say, her legs opened up and a torrent of pussy juice flooded the floor.
Evan King
ser waymar royce pilled
Cooper Gonzalez
Early 90s were so kino, even Hollywood took pleasure in flouting political correctness
Chase Robinson
GUFFAWING
TRANNIES BTFO
Justin Cruz
cringe, based is when someone points a gun at your head and you say "psshht, rookie. First day with a gun kid? The safety's on" and then disarm them
Josiah Green
you should have said you own the libs
Nathaniel Jones
I'm on the autism spectrum, and some of my friends who are also on the spectrum, and I love anime and manga.
William Parker
imageboard not link board
Jaxon Collins
Dance with me then
Jeremiah Wood
genuinely nauseating
can't imagine how far gone you must be to do any hard drug
Gavin Mitchell
Not a chance
Charles Flores
looking forward to the Down the Rabbit Hole by
Fredrik Knudsen on Tim when he kicks it or is too unstable to be allowed in public. his one on Terry was top notch.
Kayden Williams
Based black man
Dylan Nguyen
this is /brit/ not /poof/
Chase Morgan
Lads I grew up in horrivle places surrounded by dangerous and violent people my entire life and have been in life threatening situations, but yet am still not tough. Am I more or less of a pussy than the average middle class non tough guy because of this?
Isaac Lee
can't be bothered to get out of bed or go to the shop to get food
Jace Kelly
exactly, so don't post videos about trannies
Christian Hall
what can i get you?
Adrian Diaz
Chase Roberts
Same lad got to go get paint for my skirting boards then figure out how to paint my bedroom ceiling without paint falling onto my new bed and laminate
Robert Clark
me timothy james byrne standing near the train tracks at the high wycombe rail station... it's good to be king.. hahaha... think im maybe a bizarre little man that paces backwards and forth.. whatsoever.. you acknowledge..
Hunter Turner
Some of those Monster Ultra Paradises. They're so fucking good.
Cooper Cooper
"Charlotte" Clymer is a trip. This guy is a literal ex-soldier, with all the macho arrogance and alpha male characteristics of the breed, who suddenly puts on a dress, calls himself a woman...and is thereby allowed to mansplain feminish to white liberal chicks. Honestly I kind of have to respect the brazenness of this scam.
Eli Murphy
god damn bet his blood pressure is like 150/110
Austin Jenkins
why is it so saturated
Anthony Anderson
The cash in the till and your wallet you paki cunt
Joshua Hill
this the girl from Ozark?
Caleb Myers
Cooorrrrr
Jeremiah Turner
why was joe strummer chinese
Oliver Fisher
190 is deeply insecure and fucked in the head
Brandon Phillips
wasn't worth posting any of the other times either
Levi Lopez
Alri Moni
Cameron Scott
How to paint ceiling of my bedroom without paint dripping onto my new bed and laminate flooring lads
Xavier Sanders
why’s everyone getting android phones now
you all poor and dumb or something
Daniel Morris
I see 2 women in this picture, I have no idea what you're talking about
Logan Gutierrez
It's what happens when you nonce your niece, the guilt breaks you.
Dominic Morris
sad mong
Luke Parker
Cooper Ward
iphones are for virgins
Daniel Stewart
keep waking up in the middle of really nice dreams
Andrew Green
why are iphones better
Luis Kelly
turn the room upside down
Jackson Carter
Is anyone here hard as nails?
What does it feel like walking around your estate at night knowing you can handle any problems and how do you converse with people?
Nathan Williams
you can tell he's very insecure
his posts are always about drugs, height, facial features and girls
he's a massive loser
Josiah Gomez
only got out of bed 1.5 hours ago but i already cant be arsed anymore. might just pop another handful of sleeping pills and force myself to sleep. my life's a mess.
Hudson Williams
oh contrare
Leo James
the normalization phase has begun. i pray each day for total annihilation of the human race.
Jordan Stewart
don’t know how i feel about trannies
on the one hand i wish i was a girl but on the other hand i’m not going to go cutting my dick off and pretending i am one
Christian Moore
Good lad
Dylan Harris
>you all poor and dumb or something
Yes to both but that's not why I have a Huawei
Ethan Bailey
haha it looks like his bum!
Ryder Bell
Because they can't load webm (a file format established in 2010) and that's a good thing ok!
Jeremiah Long
quite like trannies but have no respect for those that get the big snip
Joshua Wright
The Clash were plastic punks. Cant stand the cunts. Fuck em
Owen Garcia
Middle-ground - twink femboy who crossdresses in private.
James Brooks
Also he takes huge pride in people hating him and always says things like "I dominated this thread" etc which means that he has nothing going for him, people who take glee in being hated are always losers
Jeremiah Howard
bielefeld is the cheadle of germany
Dylan Gonzalez
ascended-ground - just get a female wife like a fucking normal person, you townie cunt
Jason Sanders
*dances with the devil tonight*