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WE ARE ALL IN HERE

poo waffles

Probably too autistic to ever get a gf. Have no friends and my main interests are Jow Forums, weightlifting and listening to German hip hop (despite not speaking German myself)

latino influence

giz a fucking job

nothings ever been in my bum in my life and i seek to keep it that way

did your mum breastfeed you until you were 7

Here kitty kitty

Like that kid on Game of Thrones?

In any case no, pretty sure she gave up on breastfeeding pretty quickly because it hurt too much

for me, it’s Cro

Showed my normie friends this and they just didn't GET it.. then they started talking about FPL and who to replace Laporte with

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4 and 5 are pretty bad. I honestly would say to not watch them. It's not at all the same show in feel nor tone at least.

me but history and french electronic rock

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looking for someone with more experience sorry

Mum breastfed me until 4 then my big sister took over until I was 12.

spent 1 hr 30 minutes meticulously scribbing a masterful message to the bird over FB only to be met with 'you type a lot'.

You are the freak in this tale.

Lads did you lot ever have dreams when you were younger about sitcom girls being your gf. For me I used to go through phases repeatedly having dreams about:

Rachel from friends (my first crush)
Elliot from Scrubs
Donner from That 70s Show
Mila kunis from That 70s Show
Jess from New Girl
The ginger bird from How I met your mother (dreamt of her the other day which is strange since I havent watched that shit in years)

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>until

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what about poo?

poor lad

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what skills can you offer?

fools for having laporte in the first place

watching being human

was still breast feeding when my brother was born so got 6 months of that anti-body filled milk for new borns extra
never been properly sick. Too many antibodies. They don't stand a chance

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Yeah I heard they had to work around the actors becoming famous and less available. Will Arnett is my main man. Wish they'd give him a show corresponding to his talent

Alligatoah and Raf Camora here

Karen from outnumbered

Corrrr

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never imagined myself in a relationship the whole thing seems weird and makes me uncomfortable

Donna was and still is my dream girl.

dont care just give me one
dont want to apply

what's he been up to the silly bugger
hair's more convincing than alans

zoomie zoom zoom

off of Two Pints?

youtu.be/YgyZk4PJqFc

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lmfao he looks like a proper fucking idiot

nobody appreciates her on here as a hard working professional slag

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In 4 they use a lot of CGI to get some of them together for scenes and it's really obvious. In 5 they did try a bit harder to bother to actually be in the same studio but the writing is even worse.

is that her brother? how can she be into someone like that? wtf? utter gimp

horrible lanky bitch who was a constant pain to the main character?

But breast milk is rich in estrogen

He dyed his whole face jet black the other day for some reason.

aye

>In 4 they use a lot of CGI to get some of them together for scenes and it's really obvious
Lol yeah nah I'm not watching that abomination

both ugly beanpoles
dont get you

just called dad a simp because he told be off for pretending to headbutt me mum

JUNIOR

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For me, it was Sheridan Smith in two pints of lager and a packet of crisps
or the wife on My Hero

fuck off, why haven't you posted that one then
can't say he did black face and not show

comment on the systematic racism in this country

*long exhale of breath, a deep and contemplative sigh, perhaps exhausted and of exasperation*

dont like how many replies i had to go back to see what alans talking about

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Yeah don't bother mate, 1-3 are perfect. 4 & 5 are so bad it's actually ruined the show.

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So many runts in here
Where do I begin?

What did he mean by this?

youtube.com/watch?v=W5_-ou6H7eg

Fucking hell why would you even do this

fucking hell
going to have to get back into it
jesus wept

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gotta be nancy from peep show for me

With him leaving the area around his mouth it looks like really big n'r lips

never watched sitcoms

american sitcoms aren’t funny

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jumping off beachyhead would be a good start

>So many piggies in here
Where do I begin?

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with yersel

he's quite clearly bent, you can tell by his bent face, bent body and bent clothes

guys i forgot, how many drugs has 190 done?

0

London meet up?

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they're comfy friend substitutes

yeah must be her brother then right
or a mate?

for me its Zoe Wzycyzxyzs from My Family

gonna have to agree even the acclaimed ones like it’s always sunny or curb your enthusiasm are reddit trash

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yeah mate gonna send your jaw back to thailand

ranking:
qt sperg from dartmouth in s2 > elena > big suze+nancy > mark's sister > sophie >>>> toni
all there is to say

>12 hour flying time
i’d kill myself

>wanting to be friends with yanks

Sorry mate I'm flying to India tomorrow morning.

fucking CORR

wahey everyone i got dubs waheyyyyy yeahhhh hahahaha

He’s done poppers before his dad rallied him

wahey it happened again hahaha get in

The other day he left for a while because when he was drunk, he made a video demanding someone buy him a takeaway as payment for all the YT videos he makes or he'd stop making them.
Got a lot of criticism for it. And a delivered takeaway, so it did work to be fair to him.

Dobbie is the only one that matters 2bh

check these dubs!
(ignore this post if i do not get dubs)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahaahhaha
terrible singles post, not like mine at all