/brit/
this is peterborough culture
love saffers
love leafs
hate yanks
Drugs I’ve done:
coke
acid
25i-nbome
Mdma
Pma
Mda
Various speeds
Ketamine
Weed
Hash
Xanax
Valium
Klopopin
Beta-blockers
Rhino ket
Thc pills
Bath salts
Solvents
Alpha-pvp
2ci
2cb
Blow suckers away edition
shut it
I hate niggers
Shit edition
can a guy buy a bottle of red wine and not be judged
Dont
why not
depends what time. have bought a couple bottles at 6am in sainsburys garage more times than I like to remember
learnt joaquin phoenix' parents were part of a sex cult when he was a kid a few months ago
they were self-admitted noncers, said it was healthy expression of sexuality or something like that. hippy types
makes you wonder why his brother od'd doesn't it
imagine being insecure about utterly trivial shite like this.
he's just like me
tell me how to be based like you 190
any lads wanna buy me a pint?
Can't wait for another hung parliament haha banter
put the oven chips too close to each other and now half of them are soggy
Hes Jewish
>birthday in 7 days
>turning 26
>still havent died in my sleep
IVE TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
fucking hell river phoenix and joaquin phoenix were brothers?
wtf
small world
ingrown beard cyst
started getting razor burn randomly. fucking hate it, looks like I have acne again
oh denmark what are we gonna do with you
>nom brit starting /brit/
Embarrasing
Also response to the faggot saying he would break my kneecaps
>turns hips while bringing my right leg back
>hit you with a jab to wake you up a little, let your instincts know yoi are in danger
>follow it up with a harder second jab
>step in snap kick to the fac to finish you as you back up in fear
>followed up with vicious stomps to ypur ribs depending on if the people nearby are horrified or excited at your suffering
if you're asking this question you don't deserve the bollocks between your legs
I'm asking for my hubby
refuse to believe places like Peterborough northampton Coventry Birmingham Leicester actually exist
the ghost from being human is utterly and dare I say peng
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEE
girlfriends got a bigger bush than me
post pics
wanna live in Debicki's armpits
Serious lads going into tesco here nedd a 10/10 meal what should I get
sometimes a place wants to serve french fries in some kinda bullshit. some kinda fuckin precious little cone. or a metal pail. just dump the fuckers onto the damn plate this ain’t versailles
Mate told me he shaves his bollocks with a razor. How the fuck
>Birmingham
this one unfortunately exists as i live there
georgia tyndall
gf bit my arse earlier
was lying on my stomach on my bed and she just fucking bit it
thought it was dad but it was her
don't know what to make of it
tiny fryer bucket
pork chops gravy, small sack of toatoes for mash and some chives for the mash and some sour cream for the mash
also some corn cobs
boom 10/10 meal
Salmon wrapped in bacon
That sounds stinking mate
Lads
Opinions on white girls going to Africa to volunteer?
Cheese sauce mix
Spurs
Make a cheese and potato pie
why did you think your dad bit your arse
what's the budget?
i'd say can of curry and a microwave basmati rice plus some hot sauce
not 10/10 but it's done in like 5 minutes and it's alright
Went to Peterborough once. Bit of a shithole desu
Hand literally gravitates towards the penile shaft. Every time i look down its inside the pantaloons jostling the sausage man.
9 chicken strips and some chips
down the hatch
don’t care
>Why yes, I live in Birmingham
fuck OFF
who doesn't like porkchops and gravy with mashed potatoes? you fucking paki
To be someone must be a wonderful thing
A famous footballer a rock singer
Or a big film star
yes, I think I would like that
To be rich and have lots of fans
Have lots of girls to prove that I'm a man
And be number one
And liked by everyone
Getting drugged up with my trendy friends
They really dig me and I dig them
And the bread I spend
is like my fame, it's quickly diminished
And there's no more swimming in a guitar shaped pool
No more reporters at my beck and call
No more cocaine, now it's only ground chalk
No more taxis, now we'll have to walk
But didn't we have a nice time?
didn't we have a nice time?
Oh wasn't it such a fine time?
I realize I should have stuck to my guns
Instead shit out to be one of the bastard sons
And lose myself
I know it was wrong, but it's cost me a lot
And there's no more drinking when the club shuts down
I'm out on me arse with the rest of the clowns
It's really frightening without a bodyguard
So I stay confined to my lonely room
But didn't we have a nice time?
didn't we have a nice time?
Oh wasn't it such a fine time?
To be someone must be a wonderful thing
got to stretch the skin
did it myself
never grew back
that's life innit
have stopped wanking
got no motivation for it anymore just don't care
meal deal
alri shakespeare
VERY based paul weller
At least get a proper bag of rice
Power rankings:
>1. Scottish birds
>2. Welsh birds
>3. Irish birds
>4. English birds
>5. Northern Irish birds
Scottish girls are ugly but they are FILTHY and their FILTHINESS overcomes their HIDEOUSNESS
We gotta face facts chaps
In today’s world men undervalue themselves and women inflate their sense of value.
>thought it was dad
She is insanely hot.
brummie master race mate
fuck the taxman
literally never done a manual shave in my life
theyre all basically the same
post some prime scottish slags lad
Northern Irish is Irish it’s in the name
Leftypol cooking his tea from scratch using organic fresh produce purchased from local farmers at the farmers market
Rorke making his tea with frozen ready meals full of chemicals and preservatives that rot his already puny brain
takes literally a couple attempts to learn without cutting yourself and is so much better than electric.
>UK women
English Rose by The Jam legit sends shivers down me spine
hard to eat good when you're poor
Women in the North of Ireland are weathered af compared to southern girls
wrap your head around this one lads.
im a rorke (by lefty standards) and also a vegan.
didnt expect that one did you
i swear if that's a flea bite someone's face is getting fucking stamped on
I've got a £1 microwave macaroni cheese from iceland for tea
Don't understand the point of this gimmick
Is it satire? To point out leftypol is classist and elitist?
like a specific type of irish girl
dark hair, light eyes, an accent that isn't too grating
aisling bea
phwoar
mcdonalds double cheeseburger is less than £2
you only say that so you can go on tirades about halal meat
alri Hitler
if i don't lose my virginity in the next 9 months i probably never will
holy peng
wrap your head around this one
didn’t ask
dont care
fuck off redditapacer
The Jam are so underrated in terms of brit music importance. Half of the 90s wouldn't have happened without them
shouldn't you be in bed lad
English girls are clearly the best if you arent in some shithole
Screech man
based ecofascist