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Seething remoaners

oh how he suffers
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i for one support lord protector Johnson's reconquest of Ireland and Normandy

seething seethers

look lads, they're opening a new school in birmingham

might apply to be a teacher

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uncontent with ye olde 'life'

friendly reminder /147/ is a Dominic Dale board

How goes wow classic lads?

Up to level 30 now

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Did you lads hear 190cm nonced his niece! Fucking grim nonce. Just like Amer.

link?

haven't touched it on account of me being a shagger x

leftypol has really let himself go

'e 'f

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was getting absolutely fuck all tinder matches, mate told me to delete my tinder account then remake it and it fucking works absolutely rolling in them fuck me

JUNIOR

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I only play adult games such as monopoly and scrabble

women should be SEEN (nude) and not HEARD (ever)

fucking shadowbans lad

who let the retard make the new?

Really want to play WoW but its too fucking expensive, I barely spend £15 a month on my gf never mind a videogame

I want to plant my face firmly between Emma Watson’s buttocks.

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28 undead rogue on ZT killing people who are questing all day
We out here niggu

Why not spend that time learning Spanish, Russian or Mandarin?

Just want to snort a big slug of coke and smoke an ultra big doobie

Bufyneff ydeah, we reverte to thay Olde Waye off fpeakynge, whych oure Anceftoref fpoke yn. Ytt yf thyf forme off Englyfh thate yf moft poetyc, and Godly to thy earf

i hate yanks

What for?

Yikes!

Why did British people invent the letter R if they didn’t wanna use it?? They’re just like “watuh” bitch say water or delete the letter

And your niece?

Thots on Dwarf Paladins and Hunters?

giving up coke after this weekend

fat cunt fuck off before i bum your dad

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how come g

Not drank in 3 weeks
Going stong
Sick of that poison

I switched to Diet Coke.

just vaped some DUDE oil

Proper hate spending money decorating my own flat lads, council should be fucking paying me

waste too much money on it and it makes me drink loads which gives me terrible hangovers, so i lose most of my weekend recovering

you can call me SHEOGORATH but my fuckin last name been boss

hey pal pass me the wadder dude yeeehaw

Fucking loser

just do other drugs instead of drinking to break it up

i want to suck all parts of her body

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Me : druid

/brit/ : mage

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aphex twin - windowlicker

LOVE fit birds me

did 2 grams of coke last weekend and drank 32 beers

stayed up the whole night and then went to bed at 4pm the next day and slept for 17 hours

felt fine afterwards

coke is horrible if you're not pissed though

have many birds have you shagged?

went out on saturday and almost pulled a bird, i didn't in the end but i almost did

Got a question on university challenge cos it related to beer. Dead smart me.

good la
in the end all you have to do is not start again

what on earth are you going on about

2 grams? i usually do 330ml.

>girl came into my pharmacy wearing sandals
>complimented her on her feet
>she looks at me as if I called her feet ugly

women are insane

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wasn't worth posting the other 2 times either

what is going on here?

How the fuck have I never seen this picture of her before?

yes this burger is on fire

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beers might be the way forward. usually do a litre of vodka minimum and it completely fucks me

aha university challenge more like universally challenged!

Same
Spending too much money on it
Around €200+ A month

What is the best colour scheme for my bedroom that goes with grey?

Should've help her against the wall and raped her to assert dominance

What stamps do you need to send a letter to America? Like just three of the normal ones?

mate come on

why tf u drinking that much

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mint green

probably going to resub later this month once i have some money and the life-shattering bad news i'm expecting comes through

dunno why putting something in every field is so funny
it is though, 100%

>toilfu wearing red dress
>say how the colour really suits her
>she smiles and goes "ooh thanks user you're so sweet!!"
and then everyone started clapping yadda yadda yadda yes hello

big george washington ones innit

sometimes i overdo the lines and it gives me anxiety so i drink more to take the edge off

yeah i reckon it's better than doing vodka

but be prepared, your shits will be RANK afterwards

coke is shit without alcohol
usually drink a 20 pack at minimum, sometimes two 20 packs while having a cokey night

Doinge a pooh, ladf

Haffinge a wancke

Why the fuck are you looking at customer's feet you fucking degenerate?

Anyone here like Bombay Bicycle Club?

listening to bbc sounds

should have been attractive

Because he’s an actual sesh head not a larping softie like you
You literally used to say coke was a shit drug because all you were getting was baking soda

just do a Valium la’

I always do Valium with booze and coke bc I find the coke high lasts longer and is WAY stronger

I also drink less as well

retail = modern WoW

Wow classic has just released, both factions can't talk to eachother, someone has calculated a message that says "go to retail" which he spams after killing a member of the other faction

I like bombay sapphire you poof

Whate yf Tymothye doyng on twyttere thefe dayf?

you need to worship goddess Emma better than that

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I was thinking red because I am a passionate shagger, why mint green?

>the life-shattering bad news i'm expecting comes through
aids?
chronic virginitus?
cuckio's syndrome?

Only like that one song cos it's got a top tier bass line