/brit/

i dont think so
ah well not really worried excited to do some physical work
my hands are girly as shit atm

Building sites are like school playgrounds for adults mate, you have to have good banter to defend yourself or you look like a mug

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Can't wait to see you on On the Tools tomorrow pmsl

mentally untouchable

They will break you in the first week, you are not prepared for the labourer hazing week ahead of you

ghostbusters

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Ultimate Cut ?

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working on a building site as a vulnerable mentally ill freak ruined me mentally and physically

my friend is there he will defend my honour

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really makes you think

how do leftycucks cope with the fact that cuckbyn will never be pm?

Anyone watching this prog on BBC2 about the nazis atm?

2bh mate you have two roads to go down if you arent hard, be the quiet lad that doesnt talk to anybody and sticks to work or be the sissy girly lad the blows all the hard lads willies during lunch.

So I see the President of the United States has been in the news a lot recently, or as I like to call him - Adolf Twitler.

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*subscribes and tells my mam about you*

>birds who've had kids and now their stomach is all deformed and saggy

You are fucked lad, guy in my town joint a work site and they glued his hands together then stripped him naked on camera, then one of the lads pkayed with his cock for a few seconds before the video ended. Was posted on facebook

hmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

wrong

i think i will be okay

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i'd like to make one that way some day

never having kids. just going to adopt a baby when im in my mid to late 30s i think.

The dream Saturday is literally going out to football having a scrap with the lads, showing off your battle scars to the lads, laughing about the fight, smashing some lines and pills then going to a rave with the lads and pulling a slag who’s interested by the masculinity of your black eye and grazed knuckles

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with football hooliganism

kek i worked for a plasterer for about a month last october. Worst fucking think i every did & all for less than min wage. Nearly broke my back once & nearly fell of a 4 story scaffold too. jobs for retards

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do heroin

no is it any good?

Honestly lad get a portable speaker and walk in on your first day with your hood up playing Ice T-Colours

>I am a nightmare walkng, psychopath talking. King of my jungle just a gangster stalking

where'd the white guy go? whos this frog fucker

Ayuwoki ayuwoki hee hee heeee

meaningful and power-struck grandma stamping letters and handing out food stamps

Was hoping you'd tell me

the thing about the nazis is it should be pronounced "nazzi" because there's no t in it

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Cinéma Paradiso ?

rare pic of Boris Johnson as a child

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Walked in on my sister masterbating with a cucumber earlier

I told her your taking the fucking piss sis I was gonna eat that later and now its gonna taste like cucumber

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i will be making 10 quid an hour but i am really weak

heh heh heh

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wrong

it’s a shortening of the word national socialist so it should have that “nats” sound

prospecting a wank
help?

right fuck you got me this was funny

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vulgar and vile
leave the jokes to me sunshine

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*turns off speaker and pulls hood down*

H-hello I- uhh am I in the right place?

get on chuky_dream on cb

not bad

conjunctivitis.com

thats a site for sore eyes

ok

>pizza
thats how it sounds tho?

>help?
You want me to lend you a hand?

if you want a manual labour job do gardening you mongs, construction is for spackers

Fuck off tarq cunt

whos this frog fucker

What do you call a chap without a body or a nose?

Nobody knows!

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Kek

Cheers for that pal

:)

midday all I've had is a bowl of cereal

first one was better

The people have spoken mate now step aside

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concerts going great lads
gfs fallen asleep lol

Deerhoof on next

Based
Cringe

FUCK YOU THIS IS MY GIMMICK THESE ARE MY (YOU)S
YOU'RE A GIMMICK PLAGIARISER

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Having the mother of all shits

You've never done a real days work in your life you perma uni niece noncer lmao

hes so based

nobody has replied to 190 in half an hour and yet he's still here
is he really this socially unaware

ate a box of ritz crackers

once upon a time in the west ?
youtube.com/watch?v=m6BQKFs3-VM
also me walking in /brit/

190km master waist

coor right

wrong
great film though saw at in the cinema recently
im watching tous les matins du monde

This is how chinkies say Coor's Light

kek
highlight of the thread thus far

>institutionlets actually think they are above the military

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I dont even know who you are, Janny *clap clap* Take him away

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Lol was thinking the same thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=648UkmmTG5w
>You will never experience the UK rave scene 1989-1991

what is it with yanks?

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headed to Ye Olde Pub soon lads
wanna come?

D A V E
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HE R NA ME I S MON I YO U FUC KING FREA K

I thought Amer killed himself?

does anyone have that pic of amer's cock in a chastity cage saved?

Top second to left CORRR imagine the smell!