Turn on pornogrpahy

>turn on pornogrpahy
>"dis gonna be hot"
>they start speaking german

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Why do you like scat porn?

Serves you right for watching scat.

>shitten
>leck es

So this guy was never found?

>see circumsiced dick
>close tab and do something else

What's up with German women?
You would expect higher quality women from the "aryan" race, no?
They are so average. Their pornstars are ugly, their celebrities look slavic, and are just plain.
Nordic girls or med girls look way better.

>never found
Why? You looking for him.

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essen mein scheisse

Was hat er gesehen?

>turn on pornography
>they start speaking czech

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>he hasn't seen GGG

>watch jav
>fat ugly bastard/ugly highschooler comes out
>starts hypnotizing the girl with some potion/incense burner
>the girls becomes a a sex-driven beast and starts constantly screaming CHINPO CHINPO CHINPO
every. fucking. time. are japs so autistic that they can't have sex with a conscious woman?

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>watch hot porn
>girl is nice and its a pov so dont have to worry about the guy's looks
>he has a somewhat small dick though and he is a little chubby
>its fine i can still watch it
>the guy opens his mouth
>"chip chip toodly doo"
>its another middle aged british faggot with a high voice

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das Horror

1. Aryan race doesn't exist
2. Despite our relatively liberal take on sex work, Germans don't really "do" pornography or prostitution, we only consume it. Most of our sex workers are Slavs.

Ja wohl ja wohl ja wohl

>watch porn, generic title, gorgeous blond with lucky guy, something like that
>pov with young girl
>getting into it
>"I'm your step mom we shouldn't be doing this"

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wait FBI I meant young woman

Fuck amerifats and their disgusting incest fetishes
Ruined mainstream porn
I just want to watch two people fuck, not listen to all that garbage

>watching generic porn

den*

What woudl your mother think of that?

How can you jack off to porn without getting into the story?
I can't get into mainstream porn at all because the story is too shitty.
I have to go to POV where the guy doesnt talk or there is no guy at all. lol.
And incest is my fetish but I still cant get into mainstream "incest" porn. its so shity.
Luckily there are women like Tara Tainton who can put out quality stuff for us gentlemen with an incest fetish

Stop watching porn.