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thinking about stopping following this person on aoty cuz they trashed yntcd and gave it a 5/100

absolute unit

turned into the guy that carries around 2 calculators with him everywhere
didn't think i'd end up this way yet here we are

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who will win?

A FUCKING HURRICANE
vs.
some shitty little boat that caught fire

I like it

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based
but sometimes I just find latina skincolors so sexy. Especially since I find suntanning to be a waste of time and bad for skin

Being smart.

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idfk what to put for a tinder bio
whys it so fucking hard to be somewhat entertaining

Just carry a smartphone?

Bought this album because i thought the cover was beautiful, had never heard of the band before.
Light synth-popy with "deep" lyrics. The vinyl itself is white and looks gorgeous spinning.

youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nAx6GDyS3_lYURtHC3l5qAh994V82aiSg

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that bear isnt brown and doesn't look like hes in alaska

>working on a touchscreen

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just post your shoe size

Post your tongue length.

what's your job if you don't mind me asking

thoughts on this take
thinking of posting on dixie

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got pick 8 in my fantasy draft
thinking of taking james conner

tag yourself

me on the far left

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1000

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Anyone from up north tell me anything fun to do in Chicago? Going up that way for Riotfest (and to plow a qt but that's secondary).

Technically, the hurricane is the result a change of temperature. If drop the nuke, it will warm the air and the hurricane will disappear.

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its actually for school i just carry them around in my backpack when i get to work lel

>i can start fires with my mind

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I'm coming to the end a 4 day bender, during which I didn't get laid once. Wtf is my problem? I'm not THAT ugly, idk why i can't flirt for shit

lol

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missed

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I do that just in case one breaks, nobody will know if you keep them in your backpack.

reminder that miami has a hurricane disruptor machine

pussy nigga

From what I skimmed through the synths didnt sound very light

I bought chvrches every open eye for nearly identical reasons though.

I want a white stripes vinyl with mixed colors tвh (though I do have an see through red christmas vinyl)

bout ta go to bed
_mad_ tired

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it isnt even 5 PM

me on right

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it's almost 8pm on the east coast

hopefully it circles back around

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good night my darling

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ty

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How was labor day yall?

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feel a large poo sliding into my colon

went to the gym, sat in line at goodwill for half an hour because of a labor day sale to buy a used GH controller, now Im gonna get drunk and watch Pain & Gain

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>was rudely awakened at 8AM netting me 6 hours of sleep
>worked on assignments all day
>now waiting around to meet up a classmate cause we already got a fucking coop assignment
pretty abysmal i have to say

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I was hungover and played WoW for a couple hours in the morning then had to lie down and just woke back up

Went to work and got paid double

>na get drunk and watch Pain & Gain
extremely good choice

Waiting for the goofball hurricane that never came.

You gotta be chad, i.e., go up to a group of women and say “ hey ladies, lookin good tonight!” Then walk away to show you don’t need them.

watch out bro might get a bit of a drizzle if youre on the beach kek

Went to the gym myself, full body/heavy weight desu. Pain and Gain was great btw.
Is your coop partner a chick? Should try and smash like in those pornos
I want a drink but I need to lesson plan for tomorrow ree
basado y rojopastillado
das good doe

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Good kino

Aren't you afraid of another one?

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pls land here and drown me

Please land there and drown ale

not this time but there's 2 cuties in my class that i plan encroaching on next time

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just killed the fattest spider i've ever seen. real nasty thing just skittering across the floor

uhhh I don't see a curve there...

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Your posts are so nihilist

You should have kept it. Fed it some hamburgers every couple of days.

I just spend 1500ish in a TV, PC parts and a pair of boots.

Feels good for some reason.

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>still no qt mexican gf

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qt

ar-10 is based regardles of how ironic this meme is

AR's look like shit

people having a hard on for "spider bros" creep me out

went on a date with an asian qt
planning on another
we're all gonna make it guys

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youre the khan banger?
breh

khan crusader would have actually been better

Based Evanston brah. Northwestern? Downtown Evanston is decent for dates with qt grills.

yiss, she really digged me and I her
gonna take her downtown to Chinatown and get some dim sum next tuesday

>he’s never lived in a buggy environment with a siderbro to clear all the pests out

Don't sanction please

Is this a political spectrum?

bitch niggas

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At maccas ate a quarter pounder and Big Mac two for one coupon. Took some zo before leaving home and going to read picrel at toil tonight

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Pa que chingados quieres una mexicana alv

Yo quisiera una werita en mi vida ;____;

anyone wanna hang out

Night.

just around Evanston, close to NW but I dont go there
and shes Mongolian

youtu.be/cB8hf6CjXvc

I'm the voice that keeps going "whooo"

First paycheque?

Nice. Take her ass to some bars in Logan Square or Wicker Park. Bars there were chill enough to have a convo with someone but quirky enough to not bore. Has helped me seal the deal many times.

night anonito

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Why was Utah cursed by m*rmans?

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shes 19 lol so I don't think thats possible rn, we got something lined up next week tho, she likes all kinds of asian food so Ima take her ass to Chinatown and watch all the asianbois seethe when I hold her hand lmao

Why don’t I enjoy anything anymore

hit the gym, have sex, drive a forklift, feed some ducks