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yea newcastle is peng inni

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imagine being skullmogged this badly
just go er desu

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how big is that? 4 inches?

reckon tim's just had a little bit of an episode recently
hopefully the NHS will give him a nice dollop of drugs and send him on his merry way

Great place for a drink

is tim's willer actually that small or is it just because he's so fat

>skullmogged
lol

Wanked 2x to this already and not sure why, just something about the girl, she seems weirdly innocent and wholesome for a porn star

xhamster.com/videos/cherry-chen-2412593

That’s being generous

I'd buy you all a round if I could honestly
I love you /brit/ wish I was one of the lads

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how do I sign up for this?

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i'm 6'4 but reckon i would have been at least 6'6 if i didn't grow up working class and had a better diet. my younger brother is about 13 years old and 5'11

JUNIOR

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Play for West Ham United

rah so moist

>Chen
Not watching
Don’t gotta get a gook

going to be moving to canada for a couple of years
please don't treat me any different when i'm posting under a leaf flag x

Same lad, I am also kind of attractive but years of stress depression andpoverty fucked me so now I sm just a tall lanklet homeless looking guy

Make a trip so we know it's you

That’s actually Harry Kane

got a 7inch willy

but then i'll be treated differently for being a tripfag
can't have that can i

live a cursed life me

oooft its a shame. but yeah my parents were working class when i was growing up but now they're middle class so my brother is much healthier than i was

what you doing that for?

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just polished off a large bag of aldi crisps at this time of night ahaha what am I like

expecting a visit from mummy dearest soon, hopefully with coffee

May make an Indian national my gf but the fact she needs a visa to go anywhere is annoying

Fatso

toil is sending me there

i am 6'2 and i weigh 182 pounds

i am 21 years old.

i was born in the year 1997 so i will very soon be turning 22 years of age.

i am middle class and live in a very rich area

i am also an immigrant, i came to this country in 2004 (no, i am not polish)

:^)

fuck off home

Grim, get the fuck out of my country

Blog on

interesting
have a good time, sure you'll be in for many a shag

>2004
Hello Rasheed

Riveting, absolutely riveting

10th beer polished off!

Im super drunk ask me anything you want!

>no i am not polish

So you're polish then okay

hehehehe just think of the jobs i've stolen from barry, deano and the smithster

I'm a NEET

Anyone else here love their car?

fuck that
i know the leafs are going to make fun of me and say "hello g'day mate" to me every time they see me
leafs project this image of being always kind and polite but they are actually the most vindictive, insecure, and spiteful people on the planet

Me? I'm too white to pass for brown and too brown to pass for white
Tis a shame

Hate when I wake up in the morning and my jobs been stolen

Newcastle also has its own underground. peng eh?

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on my 8th one myself

only gonna have 4 more

sounds like you're speaking from experience
Leafs I've met over here have been nice enough

Why are you going then?

Punch them you fucking faggot I wpuld die before letting a leaf insult me

youtube.com/watch?v=VpvyG2NrS1Y

what does this song make you feel?

youtube.com/watch?v=95OovSKEtfs

sorry if i make fun of you when you post under the leaf flag mate

just remember it's directed at leafs in general

Can’t stand John Cusack. No idea why. Irrational hatred towards him

have a bizarre problem where i think everything is set in stone and can never change

its hard to describe but the way things are when i first encounter or experience them i mistakenly believe that they'll stay that way forever. very odd

messed over at every turn

same but Jim Carrey and Robert Downey Jr

Lads where the fuck am I meant to find new music?

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Spotif

youtube.com/watch?v=JKQwgpaLR6o

absolutely classic
pretty sure Hawkie liked that one

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your local record store my good man

Spotify

finna nut

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very based

veganism is good

Cant believe people used to blind buy at vinyl stores. Jeeeesus

Mad how Thomas Pynchon is still alive

are you being unironic?

Not for plants it isn't

I have done this
I like it it gives me a very small thrill

sheesh what have you got against him?

what possessed him to post such a thing
why didn’t he keep to his guitars and sing

just used to decide based on the cover which I reckon would have been a lot simpler back then when there was less music but I just went on about a dozen continuous albums on youtube based on the album covers and although the artwork was great the music was shit so I know never to do that irl

Ian McDiarmid was 39 when he first played Sheev

What's the maximum amount of days I can go without eating before pain sets in?
I mean of course it varies by person but I've done through Day 1 without even feeling peckish. Not even a snack.

I wonder how long I could go.

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i am not

think i am an alcoholic
and i would be a drug addict too if i had the money (love weed and cocaine)

wonder why
neither of my parents have ever even been properly smashed before and have never done drugs

can't be genetic

is he coming back for episode 9?

you can probably go for 2-3 days, back in the 70s a fat guy went a whole year without eating and lost all his weight and was fine

I would advise eating at least once a day though

yea

Psychological defect where you think having an addiction is cool

christopher lloyd was 45 when he played doc brown

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if you find yourself hiding your drinking from others and/or avoiding normal social activity to drink then the prognosis is pretty bad
t. alky

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It genuinely pisses me off how much good music there is that I cant fucking find because its piled under mountains of shit music

When i drink i become an alcoholic
If im drunk i want and will drink 16 beers!
But i willl only drink every 4 days or so!

Roomate unironically is the biggest chad I know and spend all day lurking on Jow Forums and lookism lmao

Finding good music is a full time hobby these days but when you find it is so rewarding