My dream is to become a simple gook rancher in Southern Alberta

My dream is to become a simple gook rancher in Southern Alberta.

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gook luck!

What's the deal with zainichis who cause trouble in Japan?

My dream is to become an old mexican man. I'm moroccan so I'll kind of look like one but I want to be an old man who lives in a small town with a pretty church in the town square and all the buildings are old and simple but they have bright fresh paint and flowers
The village will be by some rocky mountains/hills and it'll be kind of cloudy and there won't be many natural trees on the hills except for some gray dead looking ones that twist in every direction but down in the village a few will be growing tamarinds and other fruits in people's backyards
I will live at the edge of town by the rocks and hills, but not too far out, more like the town just suddenly ends after my property, and I'll have a rich son who moves to the city and who becomes an important business man and he still loves me but he's just too busy to visit but he'll be there when I die. And my ex wife will have left me at around age 46 but die later anyways but I won't really hate her.
Anyways I'll be about 67 and my son will be in his late 30's and I'll also have some pretty daughters but the youngest one still lives with me because she isn't married and she cooks and all and while she's at work I spend the day with my grandson watching black and white tv in my big comfy chair and there will be religious and culture stuff everywhere in the house and there's a small lake down the dusty road where I swim with my grandkid or we go fishing on the little boat we leave there and on most days I'll usually be wearing a brown vertical striped shortsleeve shirt that buttons up and covers my skinny coyote-like body and simple tan trousers and those cool intricate sandals (huaraches?) that mexicans have and I'll walk down the dusty road and I'll be sitting in front of my house at sunset with by big old dog next to me and I'll have some juice before my daughter makes supper and the grandkid goes running out because he hears the ice cream man outside with faded stickers on his cart
That would be the life

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wish you best of luck OP

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why would anyone voluntarily live there

My dream is to become the best competitive immigrant in Québec. Everyone thinks latinos are good for nothing retards. I'll prove them wrong.

Like working outside. Alberta is one of the most beautiful places in all of North America.

what type of gooks will you have?

Taiwanese, South Koreans, North Koreans, Japanese, etc.

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just me and my wife and kids. . :^)

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ahhhh good one man

Berta is Canada's best province. Highest income, lowest taxes, incredible scenery. What more can you ask for?

You know that's not true.

Is Berta slang for British Columbia or something? That’s the only thing that makes sense for “best province”

What is it about Alberta that gets others so butthurt?

My parents are from Alberta but I’ve just liked going to BC more so I usually bring it up around them and internet strangers for the bantz
There’s nothing wrong with Alberta

Grew up in BC. Everyone I know either stayed or moved to Alberta. Those who stayed in BC are now dog moms and van dwellers, while everyone who left has houses and families in their 20's and have way better lives. BC is a lovely vacation destination but I would never go live there again.

bc has lower taxes for my income

If I were wealthier I’d live in the Okanagan or north Vancouver, I guess we have different lifestyles. Of course I wouldn’t move there as a middle class guy in my 20’s. But I’m slowly getting there so we’ll see how things turn out

No it doesn't. The flat 10% here under 130k has a shitload of deductions. Hardly anyone pays it.

Pussy Asian moves to Canada thinking it's safer

incorrect.

Yeah, except ever since oil crashed we're basically useless. Plus the province is filled with fucking subhuman rigpigs and flips.