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congratulations. you did it.

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OFFICIAL

THREAD

THEME

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genuinely great song

Any other Alliance Bigglesworthbros?

tfw no friends

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tfw no friends

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we got trannies and faggots
we got virgin incel losers and a bunch of whiners

lets rename this to Jow Forums

I wish Siege would let me play ranked before level 30

nice jams

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Re watching bleach rn

you'd get creamed anyway

dog should stop playing videogames like puppy
dog should get out and get ripped and slay mutts

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thoughts?

big fan
>From: LardAssFucker
kek

>breeder replies to me late
>retard that gets attack on titan backwards saying the first few episodes make it seem good but gets bad when it's the exact opposite

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I have friends.

but no GIRL friend, although I do have girls who are friends. So I guess it's not that bad

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arizona gang rise up

how do I ask out a qtpi coworker girl despite being a beta, buds?

asking for a friend

Just walk up to her and give her a smile, handshake and bring your "can-do" attitude!!

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you are so cringe holy fug

>alliance
user plz

although I was gonna roll on bigglesworth but the queues were too long so now I'm on Rattlegore, the chadliest of servers

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test

icles

stupid cum, be more fast

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Toil has been alright tonight. Must be that bit of zo I took, puts a shine on everything.

youtu.be/fQmkYKbW_0A
Der Tod reit' auf einem kohlschwarzen Rappen,
er hat eine undurchsichtige Kappen.
Wenn Landsknecht' in das Feld marschieren,
läßt er sein Roß daneben galoppieren.
Flandern in Not!
In Flandern reitet der Tod!

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What if toilberg catches you

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dont think i can stay up late enough to get the 110766666

don't be a pussy

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I’m on the verge of passing out at work. I have to work till 5 AM and then I can sleep. Some customer stole my 5 hour energy when I left it out, like the prick they are.
God I fucking hate working here, it’s literally just me and the other cook who apparently was just sick and didn’t evacuate from here.
I still want to strangle my boss though for threatening to fire me if I evacuate

go to sleep satan

youtube.com/watch?v=fZeQe_vEVCc yeah I'm thinking its kino

...

the grinch wearing a mask holding a gun

saw a commercial for a black show on the "OWN"
just realized it was oprah winfrey channel
its literally just BET but for women kek

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drinking white claws.

might get white girl wasted :o

>watching oprah winfrey

>reading comprehension

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Pretty sure people at work know I tried hanging myself since I had obvious bruises around my neck
Thankfully they don’t give a shit

my dream job is one that is close to me that i can walk to and is from 12 am to 7 am and that pays $15/hr

>browsing the oprah winfrey network

>they don’t give a shit
iktf
your dream job is to work the night shift at a box store?

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Get for Hibiki Chan~~

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me in the middle

i need to buy a rug

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get was a military tranny. weak

>tranny
Not allowed in the US military anymore thanks to based Trump

fucking trannies are worthless

Funny how I can ruin my life just by saying one word in the wrong place

Funny how it won't happen unless you're drunk because you have natural inhibitions that work great

>my dream job
>$15/hr

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it is soyjack spammer, it's not like he's very intelligent at all and can hope for much more.

grapefruits are gross

please pee in my butthole

ok open wide

2 more hours

>please pee in my butthole

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>ok open wide

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lole

oh that was fast lole

youtu.be/yJNsKqm1Xqc

Wish I had 1 million dollars rn

I'd spend it all hedonistic pleasure

trannies are so gross

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Can tranny dicks get hard?

not bad for a tranny
for a while before the mones sterilize them

why are you sad, /cum/?

need sex

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neat

get prostitute

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kids are going back to school and it makes me feel old
t. 27 year old boomer

have gay sex

probably his only option desu

Dream team: Warren POTUS/Sanders VP
Dreamless team: Biden/Harris
Meme team: Trump/West
DMT hallucinated higher state team: Yang/Musk

It’s my birthday now cum wish me happy birthday!

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Happy birthday, bud :)

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>Dream team: Warren POTUS/Sanders VP
"Free" stuff for everyone bankrupts the country and oh, you're accelerationist canadian aren't you

hey it's my birthday too, no fooling

joyeux anniversaire saleté de canuck

Happy birthday user !

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pathetic

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Happy birthday user.

>"Free" stuff for everyone bankrupts the country and oh, you're accelerationist canadian aren't you

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Happy birthday !

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Happy bday, OP! Today is my birthday too: have a great day for me too. Have fun and enjoy yourself

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AY TONE!

Happy birthday!!!

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Happy birthday!

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*cums*
Happy birthday!

I only wish you a happy birthday if you're quebecois

Happy birthday

like anyone cares what someone who's dream job is a $15/hr warehouse job thinks about anything lolol

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Fuck off