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Who is the dumpy Waitrose girl?

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Haha. That's definitely real! Fuck the torries! JC4PM! GOTO!

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*you arrive in america*

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OOOORDAAAAH

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someone made a post yesterday about politics and i was going to rebut it and call him a fucking idiot but i couldnt be arsed and i realised just now he was right so im glad i didnt

This is a bit like when westerners get tattoos in Asian languages that read "not for consume of humans"

Maybe we're all idiots.

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imagine the smell of the redheaded girl in the back

politics are boring though so you were wrong either way

what was his opinion

crisps:
>cheap
>taste mint (not literally lol)
>crunchy, but not tough
>full of sodium (probably important)
>go well with anything
>keeps for months
>lightweight
love crisps
having some crisps

'maybe we shouldn't import so many people with a such a vastly different ideology'

Still haven’t gotten over this image

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more time has passed since the release of gta vice city than had passed between 1986 and when it came out

UK:
>crips
>chips
US:
>chips
>fries
NZ:
>chips
>chips

after boris made his speech he said "no election, corbyn btfo" and i was going to say "corbyn doesnt want an election you idiot" but he does and its blair who didnt want one but corbyn ignored him so i would of been really wrong and looked really stupid

tubby bastard

new zealand is clearly the most woke out of the three of us

oh fuck

HEY! They just copied us

>Still haven’t gotten over this image
Society in one image.

PRESIDENT

TOILET

BOG

FART

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*inhales*
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMF!!!!!!!!!!

*exhales*

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If they have big tits then they should be legal. Otherwise no.

CMV and unpopularopinions made me realise how based reddit truly is

ive said it before and ill say it again
some schoolchildren are just fit

By that same token you can call chips chips because they are chipped off of a potato like marble chipped off a statue by a sculptor and you can call fries fries because they are deep fried.

the universe is bullshit big
if i'd been god creating the universe i'd have reined that shit in before it got to even a lightyear across

>By that same token you can call chips chips because they are chipped off of a potato
Not really, if you hit a piece of wood with an axe you have a wood chip, it's not going to be a thin slice of wood, it's going to be a randomly shaped "chip" like proper chips are. You can piss off with your french fries too, call them whatever you like.

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it's weird you can't acknowledge that a girl who is built like a grown woman can be attractive, like the day before she becomes legal she's ugly and on her birthday she becomes magically fit
>inb4 '

youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE

ayo cody, hook a nigga up with some french fries, on god, word, fo real nigga

Bit presumptuous to assume you know better than God's unfathomable intention

the normie cope is youngs being "cute"

*does a secret hand gesture to announce my affiliation*

*enters /brit/ with club foot by kasabian playing on my phone*
*taps everyone i pass on the shoulder and does my secret handshake with them but none of them know it so they just shake my hand while i do all the secret bits*
*makes my way to the bar*
yeah ill have three jars of lager and a pint of--
oh christ i think ive left the iron on
*waddles back off out*

I’ve made many flat, thin chips of wood with an axe while chopping wood. Not sure what you’re on about. The really thin wood shavings you get using a wood plane can be called wood chips too.

HARAMBE

>*does a secret hand gesture to announce my affiliation*

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Is God real?

Harambe is real

i just talked to jesus
he said "alri yeezus"
i said "yeh im alri hbu"
he said "not too bad mate"
looked like he was busy so i clapped his shoulder and left him to it

welcome to 2016 douglas. glad you could make it. youre gunna love what happens in june

Dreamt that I posted on /brit/

the ching chong chink is here

pmsl good post

Finna fap to some females tonight. Them trannies can have a rest. If I can get hard that is

I want to smell Emma Watson’s gamey farts.

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whole wave of bad posters just arrived like we in a tower defence game up in dis bitch on god nigga fo real

my ears are burning

is Pakis chink?

hello, it's me, the good yank poster

>I’ve made many flat, thin chips of wood with an axe while chopping wood.
I'm sure you have but wouldn't you agree that you'd get more consistent thin 'slices' by slicing? By chipping away it's almost entirely random. By shaving you get wood shavings. Nobody is going to pick up a pile of wood shavings and say, 'these are chips' just admit the British are correct about everything, apologise and get on with your day before you embarrass yourself further.

Abominable post full of nogger gibberish.
No. Chink is chink.

I know you ain't talking about me. I'm a beloved character

fuck off josie you harlot

jurys out on thee but the yanks and namewogs can prospectively do un

Pic related walks up to you and ask 'Hey, are you a gamer?' while stroking her samurai sword, how do you respond?

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You quit your job again
And your train of thought
If you could do it all again
A little fairy dust
A thousand tiny birds singing
If you must, you must
Please let me know
When you've had enough
Of the white light
Of the dawn chorus

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*rises up*
yes, i am

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Where my pickled onion niggas at

i turned myself into a pickled onion morty
im monster munch rick

when is this faggot realising his next album?

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i reckon god is so old that he's gone a bit senile tbf

This is great news lads. My parents told me im going to have the house to myself this weekend as my parents are going away.

Mom and dad are big into British tv especially murder mysteries. Wonder if they’ve ever seen Tim in the background as an extra.

1 large dominos pizza is about 2000 calories

Gonna get laid?

nice one tim, what time should we show up?

heres a teaser twitter.com/JmeBBK/status/1048341830411214850

All to tempting for a cheeky suicide.

not really much of a gamer
i play games on my xbox 360 from time to time but i don't have the latest consoles or a gaming pc or anything

gonna have the gf over?

>plays lol in his room alone for 3 days

Toil Over Everything

skepta is salty about jme releasing better albums so he's delaying it.

watching old tim videos from 2014
he was less fat and looked all in all more presentable back then
but he doesn't talk much in the older ones so i can't really gauge how sane he was

Reckon Ben & Jerry take it in turns spunking into the cream vat

The fact of the matter is that we live in a society in which you say you spent the weekend chillin and watching Netflix no one bats an eye but you say you spend your weekend owning noobs in skyrim EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS

mad how youtubers just spring up with 1M subscriber celebration vids but i've never heard of them
i remember when fred was the first youtuber to get 1M subs back in like 2009 and everyone flipped their shit over it

they're afraid of us
i don't blame them, they should be

Started Tuesday the proper way by drinking a pint of ben and jerrys chocolate fudge brownie ice cream

I swear most of them have a million subs but

toil? oh go on then

toil? no thanks, im on a diet

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