/brit/

everyone is saving their posts for the new, i can feel it edition

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Invented a new word just now

>why yes, I am from Wiltshire, how could you tell?

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i invented two at once because i discovered that since it's an adjective i could also invent its antonym by adding "in" in front of it

On this day in British History

>1189 – Richard I of England (Richard "the Lionheart") is crowned at Westminster.
>1650 – Third English Civil War: In the Battle of Dunbar, English Parliamentarian forces led by Oliver Cromwell defeat an army loyal to King Charles II of England led by David Leslie. Despite being outnumbered 2:1 Cromwell was able to kill 3000 Covenanters and capture another 10,000, losing only 20 of his own men. Dunbar is considered one of Cromwell's most impressive victories.
>1651 – Third English Civil War: Battle of Worcester: Charles II of England is defeated in the last main battle of the war.
>1658 – Oliver Cromwell dies aged 59 at Whitehall on the anniversary of his great victories at Dunbar and Worcester. His son Richard Cromwell succeeds him as Lord Protector of England.
>1783 – American Revolutionary War: The war ends with the signing of the Treaty of Paris by the United States and the Kingdom of Great Britain.
>1798 – The week long battle of St. George's Caye begins between Spain and Britain off the coast of Belize.
>1878 – Over 640 die when the crowded pleasure boat Princess Alice collides with the Bywell Castle in the River Thames.
>1879 – Siege of the British Residency in Kabul: British envoy Sir Louis Cavagnari and 72 men of the Guides are massacred by Afghan troops while defending the British Residency in Kabul. Their heroism and loyalty became famous and revered throughout the British Empire.
>1916 – World War I: Leefe Robinson destroys the German airship Schütte-Lanz SL 11 over Cuffley, north of London; the first German airship to be shot down on British soil.
>1935 – Sir Malcolm Campbell reaches a speed of 304.331 miles per hour on the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah, becoming the first person to drive an automobile over 300 mph.
>1939 – World War II: France, the United Kingdom, New Zealand and Australia declare war on Germany after the invasion of Poland, forming the Allies.

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>Jack Wheelchair
Now that was a good one

*vents your new word*

>why yes, I am fromt Wiltshire, how could you tell?

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incavalcadiously smashing that like button

oi nah x

unincavalcadiously heeming some mutterican

BORIS IS KARA BOĞA

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I'm white you faggot

You're as white as you feel

don't trust the positions in porn where you can't actually see the penis going in the vagina
how am i supposed to know for sure sex is happening unless i can see it?

highly unlikely

Anti-unincavalcadiousism

The cavalcade of virgins that is /brit/

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>tf
>tp

I’m disapendasiated with /brit/ this morning

Wow hey if you suck dicks it's megagay

That was a rather inconspitable post

impeach Trump

Sending this whole thread to oxford dictionaries

love it when an image posted is smaller than the maximum thumbnail size because then if i hover my cursor over it and maneuver my mouse just right i can have it so that there are two of them right next to each other seamlessly

ah yes but its a shame how the right shoulder doesn't connect

feeling very finafugal lads

Thats not a word kindly stfu

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seeing as I’m at toil I should probably do some toil

inqualient mongs the lot of you

Mosly wank out of boredome now

Hope Britain can get itself sorted before the second coming.

what a novelliopic idea

reckon I've got a lot to offer
might start opening with that

doesnt work unless you actually have something to offer

How Erognamicly put

Surrepdataiously collecting your information

quiet you curmudgeon

just heard one of my neighbours yell "shit" very loudly

reckon I've got a lot to offer

Not a word

well go on then lets root

corumbulated down the stairs just now

taradiddle

curmudgeon is a real word that exists you acrianistic nonce

*sidviciously duckduckgoes all of these words*

shaved my face lads
i look very nonceable now

Eating a piacious savourylic pie

fuck off you woebegone aussie

Why is OUR news reporting this shit?

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What do you mean? All these words enequntatively exist

you guys better know some difficult words, as you speak only one language

just noticed i’ve grown hairs on my toes wtf do i shave them

sicking my teeth into a sumpuncous pink lady

>Why is OUR news reporting this shit?

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Good thread

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everything has to be all loud and flashy for your impendabulic yanks

anyone else here hate their job?

>watching the news
That's pretty gay of you user

begone scenf

it's entertaining, why else? also it's a fairly big deal you know, Britain is """this""" close to making a decision on the finality of its separation from the largest cooperative federation of nations on the planet

a brazenwreath reply

If youre a girl you friskaciously put them in my mouth

na I like mine, pays a bit shit but you can’t win them all

LADS IVE GOT FUCKING HAIRS GROWING ON MY TOES WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

take the one ring to Mt Doom

Nah senpai. Just got a new job today landcape gardening. Looking forward to it

smoke a long pipe and ponder the idiosyncrasies of second breakfast

anyone else has a boat?

screaming

Is there an app similar to clover that allows browsing of multiple sites (wizchan, fukkachan, etc.)?

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women find hair on men’s toes absolutely devylent

For me, it's portrait gardening

Smoke a pipe and have a pork pie you'll be alright Bilbo

sizzurptishusly bings cavalry

I wish. Was feeling boatadellicately down just last night

a web browser

slayed a jabberwock with my vorpal sword lads

Cant say that i do

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extravizingly pontasising my existence

begon virgin runtacle

*chortles in my joy*

I sort of want to buy a boat now. Just for the aquatrinical pleasure

chromastigating again lads

is it better to have a beard and look like a 30 year old or shave and look like an 18 year old

haha yeah gibberish and that

*finds another table to eat at*

Gingerdinical post

what do other chans have that 4chann(el) doesn't?

30

absolute terrantic post

just have stubble at all times, it’s a good middlgerf ground

more incels

beards are good. Fuck shaving

Don't be so tedonotomous you party pooper

judging by the remonuous space in this post, I think we can all safely consurose where that table is

Why yes, I do have self-diagnosed anxiety

good lord

either foreners all talking gobbledigook or just a different strain of autism thats usually less entertaining

nice blackadder reference lads