I wish we were friends

I wish we were friends.

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Based EU will absolutely destroy britcucks

What do you have to offer?

Why? So you can have another superpower to leach off of?

I wish we were friends.

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Tea, accents and a burning hatred of Europe.

What are some nice towers in England? I am a great fan of clock towers.

why do brits hate russia so much

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You are practically one nation anyways.
All the Handsome Indian bros have taken all your women, and there's nothing you PINKOS can do about it, lmao.

English clock towers?

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historical rivals

>a leaf

They keep on sending spies over here to kill people. It doesn't make us too friendly.

Ah yes killing people with common cold, damn, russian neurotoxins are soooo impotent lmao

Oh, we love tea too. Let's be frens

We could have been if your stupid ass Elizabeth would marry Ivan the Terrible you dumb fucks.
Only imagine something like 1950s USA but in 16th century Europe.

Rasputin was killed by us

Any towers in Salisbury?

>Elizabeth would marry Ivan the Terrible
wait what

Sorry, Netherlands and France are our friends

Yeah it was discussed back in times.

>he doesn't know