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oh dear
the PRC needs to put down like a rabid dog tbf
Make a new thread I am not posting in this shit
>yank forgets to do the edition edition AGAIN
fuck off you black yank
what does this thread have to do
with British culture
so don't call me up
nigger
somone make a new, the janman will just have to deal with it
>
*swivels your chair back around*
*turns to greet your manager*
ME: Morning Thairad, how's the server? Serving hard or hardly serving, ha ha ha?
THAILAD: I-I-I-It's Thailad, sir. Erm, erm, yes, haha, the server is up and running
ME: Ah, yes. That's what I pay you for, isn't it? Keep it up, our kid, ha ha ha. And the honeypot website?
YOU (SWIVELLING): Coming along nice--
THAILAD (SWIVELLING YOU BACK): Coming along nicely, sir. We're test-running it on britfeel and we've gotten 14 IPs just this morning
ME: Brill. That's just brill. Fab. Great work, Thairad. (sniffing) cor, there's a funk about in here, ah? You keeping radyboys in the office again?
THAILAD: H-H-H-H-Haha, no, sir. Good one, sir. My g-g-g-girlfriend packed me some khao pad nam prik narok for lunch
ME (NOT LISTENING, CLAPPING SHOULDERS): Ha ha ha. You've got to love a bit of office banter. Keep those lines trending up and get those IPs connected to the hive, and Mister Khrushchev's men will be around in no time with a fat bundle of smartwatches, if you know what I mean, ha ha ha
bet you thought this was well funny
*starts wanking my shirt willy*
post brit redhead girls, i love them
its a weird redditflagger
making early news with andy warhol etc pictures is his "gimmick"
it's actually so fucking weird how australia is a little oasis of sunburnt britons on the chinky side of the world completely isolated from other white people (except new zealand but who cares)
If I can personally pick the next tenant fine but since I can't some foreigner or chav will not be living in the indoir palace I will have turned this flat into, simple as
>i get my prescription meds from a doctor
HAT as fuck
poozealand
who the fuck keeps track of yank redditflaggers
its not hard
yeah weird how you guys have basically kept british culture alive and well, yanks and canadians seem totally different
like your dick
and also like your dick, it's tedious and pointless
yanks were pathologically anti-british after they seceded and canada is their bitch
peng
to be fair if you can finagle a prescription out of a doctor then they're much cheaper
it's like using the speech skill in a game so you don't have to pay your way through
wonder why the chinest never discovered australia
>point eyes towards screen
>see flag
cor that was tedious
theres only about 3 of them and this one barely posts except to make his shit no-edition early news
They easily could of but then the emperor basically decided “na I’ve got everything I need here, who needs foreign trade”
china considered their land (china) to be the only relevant place in the world
they explored roman europe and traded down the silk road but that was it
The Neets will be waking up in half an hour lads, should we prank them
they were isolationist for ages
emma
whats a redditflagger?
So all it really boils down to is you won't take the chance of letting someone you like getting something nice because someone you don't like might get it instead. As you like mate but consider it before you smash the place up.
most morning threads only average around 30-40 posters, from 12:00 onwards it can get to 60-80. Goes to show how many neets we have here
nice proxy
one line posts yeah i got some of those
some bitches bully me and justin bieber yall
Basically
Also the chances of someone I like in this area getting this flat after me are very low
github.com
lets you choose a 2nd/3rd/4th flag to appear after your country flag, and everyone using the extension can see it too
was quite popular a few years ago, less so now
for example mine is UK/england/county/town
Good taste.
students on holiday atm too
mental how dated grime feels already, glad to see the back of it tbqh
mad how australia was originally named new holland (the most relevant province of the netherlands) and new zealand is named after zeeland (the least relevant netherland)
but we changed our name to something latin and cool and they didn't
unimaginative cunts
Cheeky
wot the difference between ‘olland and the nederlands
emma is an ugly man
also we had no French influence
They tried to colonise us but you beat them by a few days aha
cringe
Bouncy bouncy, ooh such a good time
Bouncy bouncy,
Shoes all in a line
What does “Australia” actually mean then?
Want to shag maisie
thats my genre lad
canada=scotland
Calming and anti-inflammatory properties
land of hard cunts
Dingo land
terra australis = southern land
>extensions
>pc
have sexxx virgin runt
qeish i didnt know now
land of soft sun burnt cunts
child
>calls Emma ugly and then posts Maisie
You’re taking the piss.
Are the average strayans actually hard lad compared to the uk, usa etc? Reckon the average strayan could beat an average Russian. Be honest dont larp
i'd shag maisie
and i'd shag emma
at the same time if necessary
right up their respective fannies
wish i had a lorry license so i could ram one into your house
all redditflaggsers should jump in a hole and set themselves on fire
no
that's mean user
threads IQ would immediately dip below national average
emma watson already peaked in hp6 and everyone knows it
haggard old bag
probably harder than most brits but on par with yanks
i don't know much about russians but they scare me so i wouldn't fuck with one
i'm a model you know what i mean
based
Australians are lovers, not fighters
grim
alright lads I'm back
What are you listening to rn?
Wtf dickhead, we are far harder than yanks. The average uk man is as hard as the average ghetto nigger in USA I reckon
know an english lad who's moved here and he reckons it's harder to get a shag here than it is in britain
just done a sip from my thermos and made a farty noise lol
I'm going to see my gp as I've contracted shaggeritus
not so hard with a GUN to your face and a navy seal boot up ur ass faggot
met quite a few aussies abroad and the mean hardness is quite a bit higher than brits but the median is the same
median of brits and aussies is far higher than americans and a bit lower than russians
how did your empire get btfo by a bunch of illiterate farmers with muskets then?
sounds fucking horrible
archaic
Such is life when getting mogged by the aussie BVLL
yawn