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>60 quid a day
>10 hour shifts
>construction site
jesus fucking christ mate thats beyond grim

Writing a letter to Boris Johnson to ask him to put me on the highest spaz benny payment scheme as I feel uncomfortable in busy supermarket queues

If tou have no self respect this is what you do.

Go to doctors claiming anxiety, chest pain, depression etc then claim DLA
Housing exec will then pay your rent up to around £500 I think
Get a descretionary support grant
Get income support loan
Get a chill 25 hour a week cash in hand job

After all of this here is your spoils
£540 a month tax free
£1000 grant
Rent paid for
Dental costs paid for
Around £800 a month for 25 hours a week of work

horrible new

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>4 posts early
A nigger that can't count? Imagine my shock.

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anything below executive is low tier mate, just cos toilberg promoted you once or twice doesn't make you not a low-tier wagie

classic wagie cope

cant tell if im gonna go with off topic or racism outside of /b/ for that one

What is my incentive to get a minimum wage job? If I work around 30 hours a week I barely make an extra £300 a month

mate im THE bender, just havent gotten over last years ex

if it wasnt him itd be this bastard with another flower painting

my sister once took part in an exchange program and so we had a british female student living at our house for a week.
that girl smoked, drank alcohol and screamed into her phone every night.

when my sister was over at her place they tried to get her to smoke and drink as well

dare you to do both

How do you know all of this

I bummed a German girl once hope it was your sister

FOOB

My older brother is scum

saw her in Peterborough Tesco once

>It only takes one Hansen post to scare One Noncey cm away
BASED

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and again you're continuing to blunder and just go off on some weird tangential preplanned argument you have in your head
bore off and blog on

i'mn't a foob

i shagged a german bird up the arse too, what is it with germans and liking it in the stinkpipe

Fuck off oxford bender

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ohhhhh very nice!
i didnt know. im glad im not the only bender who posts here
although im not fully bent, im bi i think.
it's nice having a poster who doesnt constantly call me a bender and tell me to fuck off

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>america.avi

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They are strange people

...

foul goblin

WHOA I AM SO TRIGGERED BY THIS INCEL HOW DARE YOU POS THAT

fuck off or i'll tell you about what me and my boyfriend do in the bedroom

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I just showed everyone how to get like £1300 a month doing 25 hours a week with rent paid for ypu and got no yous wtf

go on

get fucked and fuck off bent bender

henrietta is a slag who goes to orgies

i am a bit self-loathing (catholic upbringing) but yeah welcome to the (right?) side of history

>typing formal messages on messenger
>Accidentally send Bitmoji stickers

>1300 a month
lmao i sit on my arse from 9-3 posting on 4channel and get paid almost double that

Generally like him. Makes cultureless cosmopolitans seethe

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very important
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I don't see how you getting yourself banned for off-topic is any kind of threat

No you dont, also you have to pay rent

the day's 'fit

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why is she weird

Never met a gay that didn't have some sort of sexual abuse as a child. Also believe that's why there is a connection to pedophilia and serial killers.

I've been on ESA for yonks. Maybe it's time to upgrade to DLA and PIP

thats going in the pseudo-'dora folder

>automatically assuming everyone rents
fucking townie

no abuse but a bit of trauma as a preteen

don’t understand a word of what this whore is saying

i quite literally do, and i pay my mortgage not rent lol

benders "reproduce" through the mental trauma of molestation

why?

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so any poor lads in here

good caricature of a europhile to use when pseudo-hatting cretinous leftypol posts

$135.68 in my bank account

my life is a bit of a mess lads

pretty much a complete write off up to this point

it's aesthetic af

nice cope wagie, now get back to work

And your a fenian as well, proper grim lad

I have more than that inadvertently left on a travel money card

0.27 in mine

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today's a new day mate

in /brit/ im very often about a quarter of the total posts in a thread
on other boards im too scared to samefag once to bump my thread from page 10
odd that

EU symbolism doesn't look aesthetic at all, it looks like a corporate logo

sucking a mohhrt

Funny how leftypol loves neo-liberal corporatist empire like the EU.

What do you do lad?

It’s because there isn’t any discussion in /Brit/ its just stream of consciousness bollocks

t. wears GAP hoodies and shitty jeans from Next

Leftypol is not class conscious at all, he just hates white people

>57 days until Soimainers start getting their skulls pulped
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We gotta stop letting the african and yank make the generals lads

>off-topic in /brit/
how fucking new are you?
do you really think we actually discuss british culture in /brit/? hahahahahahahahahhaha
that's a funny joke lad tell me another

cant be bothered right now
cuddled and snogged for a while this morning but nothing else

are you bi or full on bent?

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mentally ill freak

Do Brits hate Germans? Will I get punched if I come to Manchester?

honestly couldn’t care

Refuse to believe that's a picture of a real person

100%

bent as a five euro note
hate trannies with a vengeance though so dont go chopping your bits off

Nick Abbot is a faggot
Still in the closest at 59

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like a fucking alien

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She looks like those people from ice age

surely thats below way below minimum wage

what can you tell about me from my eye lads?

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had a dream about a girl who refuses to talk to me now last night

ahhh

>Teenager 'blind' from living off crisps and chips
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this is rorke

everybody gets punched in manchester

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youll be fine in britain if you steer clear from the Wakefield-Cheadle Corridor

bent and sad

Ameridian ancestry

you a mystic or somert lad?
spot on

why dont you make these pathetic incel posts in your made up roadman dialect

you're not white

PBSO