/brit/

oxford bender is actually one of /brit/'s stronger characters

Need a golden skinned blonde nordic gf personally

Once youve seen them you cant ever look at english women the same way

Theyre 1010s

Shitting on this thread white infidels

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based

these new captchas are mad
i already like them better than the fuckin "click until X is all gone" ones though. i fucking HATE those captchas
whoever invented that captcha needs to be SHOT
RIGHT NOW
I HATE THEM I AHTE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM

T-Pain makes certifiable bangers. Discuss

youtube.com/watch?v=yfX7mCHbroc

why are middle aged british men so fucking mentally ill and strange

new captchas? what are they like

what new captchas?
these are the original ones i think

how long do you spend on a single pint

Behavioral effects have been observed following infant circumcision including changes in sleep patterns, irritability, changes in feeding, and parental bonding.[81]Some men who were circumcised as infants described their feelings about the procedure using the terms "violation,torture,mutilationandsexual assault".

>It'll be better next year
A phrase I wish I'd never been told, made me believe that because my life sucks due to bad luck, I just needed to wait for some good luck....

teehee im 190 aka amer btw

The only problem is they're not english though
They are unbelievably fucking fit but they're jf freaks

>teehee im 190 aka amer btw

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hfp

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HER name is MONI you FUCKING FREAK

If you spend more than a minute you're a faggot

Mad how you cant drink tap water in america

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Depends how sad I am or how bad my anxiety is.

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just had one where it played audio of a woman saying 3 words and i had to type them out
had one before where i had to copy and paste a big block of random characters into a box below it
rarely have to do captchas these days anyway. i used to have to do them to make a post almost every time

@australian flag
that was worth posting

violation,torture,mutilation and sexual assault

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You need us to laugh at though

and will do it again later tonight

on the bevvies at this hour?
why yes, lads, yes i am

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British women sound very sexy

What I unironically call the gf during dirty talk. That and soulless mongoloid. Love her to death btw

seaside dark

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZLHUX8JsiCc

mad ting set

man can imagine jaw swinging as to this

im highly based

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dont like the sounds of these
got a pass when the tickbox ones came in and refuse to post without it since
needs renewing this month though

Would shag the brains out of Victoria Coren Mitchell

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*aims at your bare legs*

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It's actually INSANE how perfect she is.

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Hello lads.

actually quite based
making yourself submissive for others is supremely cucked even if you are a woman

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doesnt look like that anymore

How tiny is he? lmao

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Lads, the women want's me to move into a place with her.

go oooooon lad

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how are you gonna afford that?

You flutter your eyelashes at me like that again and I will fuck your backside red raw whether you want it or not.

She wants a man who smells like last christmas's ted baker body spray

Because they've been sex starved their whole lifes

once did some uni video survey thing off my nut on xans

no idea what happened but got a £20 amazon voucher out of it

those taste peng
for like a minute

vocaroo.com/i/s1oCl9HzSvQX

>That sign
Good luck trying to convince women of that when decades of propaganda have taught them modesty and conservatism is a sin.

seen Darkzy a few times now

pretty sure some bumder took a creepshot of me on the train yesterday

White women are the epitome of female beauty when they are like this

kek it was me

ill cut this charlatan down where he stands

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>xans

Are you a 16 year old yank girl?

That was me, I'm using it as the OP to the next thread.

flaunt it turt

called in sick, drank 3 vodka cokes, snortef a gram, its only 1pm and im out of tools to have fun

oh that was you?
...jesus lad

Golden init

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yeah THAT was worth posting

She got old and settled with David Mitchell. He should have got a younger model.

With the 1k of autismbux that I get a fortnight.

for me its FAG

Fighters
Against
Gamers

Business idea: a wiki about /brit/ cataloging gimmicks and /brit/ lore. Did poleaboo really record his female flatmate taking a shit? Who is Kev AKA walks toward you man? How did /brit/ find out about Tim? Who is Charlie Malaponte? Learn everything at gimmickpedia.

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same

he's losing popularity now tho

bassline has peaked in its current form it needs to go back to being wavy as

I think her face looks like shit

and why were you reading michael caine's autobiography
that's weird you know

metaposts are autistic enough, this would actually make me vomit
t. faces of brit maker

Drank some earl grey then threw it all up shan't be having that again

I'm going to ask her on Thursday if she want's to stay over on the weekend. I will go out tomorrow & buy a condom & hide it under the mattress just in case.

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business idea: charge a membership fee to foreigners that want to post in our threads
irish scottish welsh = exempt
europeans = £6 a month
australians = £10 a month
yanks = £20 a month

the sister

she's cute

ayo dequarius got on air pods yall

I wonder if she'll let me lick her fanny lads.

What about London paki?

Varg has a very soothing voice
youtube.com/watch?v=qnhRX6QiCBQ

whos this ugly little slag

hmm

all these australians need to fuck off, stat

Peng

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beta male he

I see many older white people with their brown, frizzy-haired and snarling grandkids.
Boomers btfo'd.