/brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=gzVJw1-YrkM

heroic cope. not everyone is a povvo like you mate

i leave them hanging but mostly because it takes me a while to think of a reply
>36
my slack pink flue comment still stands

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buisness idea: step 1
step 2: fanny

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turts the most disappointing personality imo, used to enjoy his posts now hes just a boring cunt

hes always been a boring cunt thats his appeal
just takes life as it comes
would shag his head off if i had to be completely honest and im not even that way inclined

why would a woman have sex with someone over 10 years younger than them unless they're mentally ill

that's what i want to know

Now she's crying about her dog possibly dying soon
Quite the emotional day for her it seems
very good

got stuck on what i wanted to do as a janitor, didn't want to seem presumptuous

fun story

first time I did MDMA it didn’t hit me for 4 hours
so the second time, I took it 4 hours before I supposed to meet up with mates
it hit me early whilst I was in the shower and I had the most incredible shower in the world. warm water hitting your skin felt so fucking good. also had the most magical tube journey and I felt so connected to the other tube passengers. everything had a magical glow to it

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has any of you guys ever had sex at toil

sorry lad going through a break up just feel a bit flat

Cant stand the online messaging dynamic personally

wonder if internet historian posts in this general
it seems like it would be his thing

very good as always
>1939 – World War II: France, the United Kingdom, New Zealand and Australia declare war on Germany after the invasion of Poland, forming the Allies.
Based

no he used to be funny, now hes just boring

i'm a porn actor

>"""fun""" story
>yeah drugs and that

not getting any matches on tinder at all anymore

used to love doing pills until the comedowns became too horrific
i'd be overcome by crippling existential dread for a day after
just not worth it

me too haha
(in 2017)

hes alright

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Fuck that's a really good point, I've never thought of that and I agree
Hang on... You're not the him are you?

love nude muse
the locals

Any AFI man in?

youtube.com/watch?v=YU4hhNKsPog

aye

Post a film you're in

sounds shite
my gf rarely does it but says there’s a sudden ‘switch’ for her on the comedown. ie it’s going well and then suddenly it’s extremely horrible and existential and goes downhill

haven’t done it in a year myself. might have to try again

delete and try again

Don't apologise Turt, you'll bounce back sorry to hear bout your breakup

Did somebody say PENGDON?

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predicting a summer of turt expect the post quality to ramp up with the heat

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*superman dives into the thread*

back to internet historiography toil sigh

Big fan mate keep up the good work
Showed the boys your fine vids over some beers last month they were cacklin

More of an early AFI man myself

youtube.com/watch?v=2EC5kqUlFLc

invented the "using the word 'historiography'" gimmick a few days ago
check the archive

Truth, justice and the Canadian way

i know my videos are fucking tops mate

desuarchive.org/int/thread/110674625/#110675899
unironic proof.

what do you call this aesthetic?

Enoch Powell was right
Back in 1975 he claimed that Britain would ultimately reject the European Economic community [EEC], not because of its desire to wave its own flag or keep out immigrants: his contention was that the EEC represented the integration of the whole of Europe into a world - wide economy, where nation states sacrificed their identity to big business.

nice projection

based
All Hallow's E.P was great

just used it because historiography is an actual word

might download gay tinder
not bent, just need some self confidence

skyline looks very different since last time I visited greenwich

reckon cities are going to go out of fashion in 20 years and everyone's going to move to little towns and it'll be lovely

its my gimmick but ill let you use it because aussies are based and im cucked for them

Going to buy an IPA on the way home

dont like the idea of non tinder tinder
tried tinder and dont like it and gays are even more heartless horrible beastoids than straightoids so i darent risk it
just going to die alone i reckon

Unless you live in a little town

good

Technically yeah, when I was 16 I shagged the gf in the toilets but it was my mums shop so not sure it counts as a real job.

remember being on the tube and seeing this lad gurning like a mad man smiling at everyone, was that you?

Would ask you to post more often but don't want to rush art you know

deleted tinder, now shag on linkedin

going to historiograph some naked ladies for the 4th and final time today

dont want to talk to bendlings, just want them to compliment me so i feel better about myself

get most of my fanny off myspace these days

me and mum x

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You sound like a great bloke I'd shout you a pint

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Can't wait to wank

nah there's loads of little towns and most of them are in need of young blood

*turns my glass upside down*
alright, who wants a good hard bumming? er heeming that is hahahahahahahaha

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like to wank to tits that sneak onto youtube
just so naughty that its against googles terms and conditions

wrote a blog about the politics in prison and how guards get involved it got striked 6 times within 24 hours lol, hmmm really makes me think

Now that the Big Ben is no more, what is the most iconic symbol in LOndon?

fucking hell. that's just rape, not sex.
if you had sex with a lad you were in love with and trusted i'm sure you'd enjoy it.

Wish YouTube and twitter would stop banning all the good accounts, so much content has been purged

Cant even pretend to be interested in anything a girl is saying on tinder

I try to meet as quick as I possibly can and if that doesnt work then fuck it

you can test it out by saying something bizarre and they will still somehow work the conversation back to being the same old boring shite but then you think they are also probably being dicked by other lads as well simultaneously

Online messaging is heavily in womens favour and youre not gonna win anyone over with "banter"

maybe
can you describe anything else
what line
what was he wearing
headphones etc

>wrote a blog about the politics in prison and how guards get involved it got striked 6 times within 24 hours lol, hmmm really makes me think

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dont like that word
really my only unironic no no word
love nigger, love tranny, love it all except rape
dont like it
im a bit of a fucked up freak as you can imagine and im keeping a secret from you

>it got striked
huh?

>if you had sex with a lad you were in love with and trusted i'm sure you'd enjoy it.
VERY bent that

Is that alex turner

ahaha x

it's okay lad i understand
i was sexually "abused" a little bit when i was a kid too

Stabbing

bringing back bad memories

Simply impossible to take short men seriously

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yeah buildings in canary wharf are going up at an insane rate, if you havent been there I would highly recommend walking around canary wharf because it is utterly bizarre, feels like being in New York in London.

Dont think there is anywhere else in the country like it

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Fuck Saxons, fuck Gaels, fuck the EU
Brythons forever

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More gay people on /brit/ as of recent as opposed to previous
They from /britfeel/?

Steers and queers

but they banned noifes?