/brit/

hello everyone
im drunk as a skunk and im func as a kunc

new thread
We really are the lucky country insofar as we've had it really good post-WWII. We've had Aussie battlers, but the working man hasn't had to truly struggle on a class-wide scale.

Australians are disengaged with politics by nature but they vote when their wallet hurts and they might finally realise that the way the economy's been handled this past decade needs to change

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Drinking a gin and tonic lads

love wanking, hate myself

Do anyone of you feel like you should be dead?

>Gifs/webms that make you want to suck cock

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grim grim grim seeing people 30+ looking for housemates
won't be me

OK Google, identify the clitoris in the last photo I took
be with you in a minute, love

This, but with a girl who isn't my mother

on a tuesday? at 2pm?

feel as if its a miracle ive made it this far, honestly probably invincible, probably an avatar of god really, can do anything i want

ah, /gif/
I like when Gosling comes in

Lion of da NORF

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you underestimate my power

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the eu is like nazi germany right but like economic instead of invading france like

going ta start drinking now in solidarity with you la

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Alexa, is female squirt just piss or not

MUMMY!
Lube me up, i'm having a wank

*squeezes your shoulder*
good
*falls over*
good lad

just bought a new motorbike so I literally (LITERALLY) have no money to even buy food for the next two days unless I raid my savings like a madman.

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i dunno, honestly don't think anybody even votes for anything except meme issues
Talked to the people i lived with and they completely fell for the liberals having a budget surplus for the first time in 5 years of government as getting us out of debt

I'm numb to even finding a job now.

Interesting

unironically furthermore i think youre one of the most intelligent poeple in this general. someone earlier today said you were a pseud but i think youre massively incredibly smart and you blow my mind constantly

Alexa, can a girl get pregnant if you pee in her tummy

kek this is me

The masturbatory (male) climax is an immanent rebuke of zero-sum "Newtonian" Ontology, i.e. Man being a sterile empty vessel with no claim to the Good and it merely being transported from vessel to vessel through work that is not good. The masturbatory climax is literal proof of Man as Monad, experiencing the Good in and of himself through his own fullness and dynamism.

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going to fall over now in solidarity

so your gonna raid your savings then? What was the point of this post

I agree and that's what I mean

When things aren't working out they might actually go 'oh shit they didn't actually do a good job huh'

Just need to live in the rural Americas tbqh
Don't care if it's North or South America

the duality of mxn

kek this is me whenever im sitting down in public and someone stands within 10 km of me

love tongues
love mouths
love saliva
i really want someone to drool into my mouth but im too embarrassed to ask for it

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SOME PEOPLE SAY THEY KNOW THEY CAN'T BELIEVE

JAMAICA WE HAVE A BOBLSED TEAM

got a spicy redpill for you ladling, other peoples spit is fucking revolting and if youre not a completely depraved sack of shite youll want to retch

uh

*spits in your face*
your welcome

literally me in the morning lying on the sofa hungover as fuck when the little brother comes downstairs with 2 girls

teeny bit of hope a lot of shit thats bad for my mental health

>mom
FOY

ask a prossie to do it, they can't judge you it's impossible

literally my fatfuck brother when I come downstairs

3 /brit/s up
where the FUCK is jannyberg

good post

nice of him to get one for you too lad

imagine some poor bastard shagging his bird and he thinks she's having an orgasm but it's an epileptic fit

the weedman hasn’t replied in 2 days, not sure what to do lads

just go to the weedstore lmao

had my bird frothing at both ends last night
eyes rolling back, the lot
she still can't feel her left side apparently haha shagged her brains out

surely this has happened to someone

unironically never, ever smoked weed before.
dont want to. dont ever want to do them. done a few drugs but never weed. seems like it just makes you a little bender

if only it was that easy

straight edge literally only because i know if i get high/drunk im going to say something i shouldnt say and out myself as a freakoid

i feel sick already lads
might just end myself

got absolutely nothing done feeling i may be fucked within 4 weeks for uni

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imagine how pleasurable it would be to fuck a girl having a seizure though, like she shoved a vibrator up her fanny

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just make jam out of the berries you pick on your nature walks

ive normally been good but recently ive been getting to comfortable and letting shit slip

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very bizarre seeing as MOST people start with weed when venturing into the drug world

>all they do is make me want to get my cock sucked

they dont grow berries in vietnam lad they just grow bombs and little viety little chinky boys

zoomers are fucked

glad someone has positive opinions about me besides myself.

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weed stinks like shit and every time my mates were on it they were little benders and i wanted to kick absolute fuck out of them

Friendly reminder
twitter.com/andthomsydney/status/1131079954962165760?lang=en

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vietlad is a massive pseud and an annoying non white twat

im sure your gf loves you
you wont get this sort of post any other time im usually very guarded very ironic sort of thing but nows once in a lifetime like a shooting star im going mad like a bad chad on the grad

love this post

want to kill you

I've got some instant noodles and eggs around which should be enough
its a pain to change money out of my Canadian accounts to Vietnamese and I could stand to lose weight atm

*kicks your post*

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lol

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don't think ive had a post actually make me crack up for ages

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auuuughhh

made a handful of all time posts myself

aaaaa

taking shots at are gazza for absolutely no reason

small brain: having swarthy skin means you're non-white
normal brain: having dark hair/eyes means you're non-white
big brain: having brown nipples means you're non-white
huge brain: having O-type blood means you're non-white

Just want Tim back, lads. I’ve know him longer than some of my friends

yeah was all about this until a bird spat in my mouth during

before tht i watched all sorts of questionable porn, dont bother anymore

think all my best posts are made from the kitchen when i'm eating snacks

i don't get it

fat bastard

in love with you
want to nuzzle your neck platonically

unironically don't know my blood type