Be australian

>be australian
>die from chicken

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Is 'backyard rooster' an euphemism?

>be Australian
>get cocked

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Roosters can be nasty.

Don't tread on me

>*steps on your lawn*

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Hon Hon Hon, what do they have with big birds

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>Roaster, cock, pinched woman to dead

How can you die from a chicken attack?

Evolution. Chickens are reawakening the predatory instincts they inherited from dinosaurs

It's a fucking chicken.

dinosaurs weren't real sheeple

a cock with certain color and size is singlehandedly genociding entire white race

australians be like this bird too spicy

So you're saying she suffered neurological shock from the concept of cock and just died? Clearly that chicken wasn't a typical specimen

Brown and black cocks are known to exite white woman to a dangerous level

its not a chiken its a COCK

>rooster killed the roastie

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That kill the aussie

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Based Israeli videoposter

Pls no sir

No one can beat the cock.

she was old, the chicken pecked a fucked vein in her leg and she bled out. lol

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Imagine the size of the schnitzel you can make

hmmm big french cocks

Seen a chicken rip of the head of a duckling which just hatched

Not the first time they lost to birds

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