/brit/
Holy
Fucking
PENG
niggling
Why does she look like her back hurts
saw her in Peterborough Tesco once
based
ooohh massa
she isn't peng though is she
lets be honest lads
she is a bit uggers
she is a bit of a slag
she is a bit orange
need myself a Tyler Durden split personality to act as my idealised ubermensch self
unironically take xanax
it turns you into a charismatic chad but the trade-off is that it makes you black out so you don't remember anything
>using my friend's netflix
>every film is either some yank political shit or LGBT shite
great
lmao look how badly the lady on the right mogs that slag hog on the left
don't be jealous
all proper young babies are ugly
only the parents think theyre cute
i have a theory about why this is
ok this is london paki
let's hear it
hmm intradasting
will look into it
both victims of commodification
...
we need more benders in /brit/
this is a gay general now
so far we got oxford bender, aylesbury, me, and that new zealand lad that likes trannies
Still find it pretty weird that a very large portion of fully grown adults with full time jobs are able to full on despise a child or teenager
Kys
>teehee my friends gay btw :>
identify yourself
Nothing bent about trannies.
Alexa pull up that photo of Hitler as a baby
Oxford bender has nothing on the Cambridge poof
her face is a bit bland but i like the shape of her
he's fentanylbender
or the fentabenta
What do you mean I don’t get it
Any examples?
This. How the fuck does being attracted to (or turned on by) femininity make you bent?
the funniest thing about niggers is
theyre black as fucking pitch lads
black as niggers
thats whats funny about em
lads lads lads
you know whats funny about noggies
theyre black as woggies
are you the pIZZA slice lad
i know youre a britoid no point beating around the niggering bush just tell me
its greater manchester. arguably poleaboo but i highly doubt it
kek kek kek this got a good chuckle out of me KEK!
there's a gay yank as well and josie is a lesbian
medieval kino soon lad
im aylesbury ladlington
wish all the redditflaggers would just fuck off
sick of it
Enjoy looking at fertility indicators on women
Niggers and fags itt. Later
where were (are) you when the conservative party died?
acking hell lads
tory mp just defected to libdems
no working majority
mad as rabbits lads lads lads lads lads lads its all kickingoff
Half yes half fish
want to go into town but feel a bit anxious
chaosh...ish a laddah
It's over for Boris
Calling this general British and therefore the people under a combined union jack who make up the backbone of the population rather than english scotish and welsh is reddit
Sick of having to use a VPN to access this website in your shithole country, lads.
audibly shrieking
>Tory MP Phillip Lee defects to Lib Dems, leaving UK government with no working majority in Commons
Say it with me: STRONG AND STABLE
>49yo
Happy to pay $30 a year so im not range banned on it haha
fuck sake
*applies for postal voting*
Have not done a fucking thing at toil today gentlemen
hope they get obliterated next ge, same goes for labour
same, sent a couple of emails at least
Just on Facebook comments on news stories about some kid doing stupid shit
gaudily reeking
i'm not the pizza slice lad, i used to post anime
the mancunian was the merseyside druggie who liked weird dance music from artists with names like "loli ripe"
>Apply for pre-settled status
>Home Office tells me I can just come back for a day every 2 years and still have freedom of movement, NHS, benefits and right to live and work
>"Isn't this a loophole?"
>"Yes, we encourage it"
WEW
Learned there is a light that never goes out on guitar
yeah thought so
you was west midlands wasnt you
or the yank who wanst a yank yeah
iknow you
me? i chased payment of four invoices that aren't due yet and ignored phone calls from creditors for payment of invoices that are > 3 months old
just how the game is played i reckon
let's hear it
bit disappointed, thought i'd been forgotten. love being forgotten.
love you
*salivas on you*
Pretty weird that it wasn't so long ago that accusing somebody of wanking was a proper insult
Thoughts on him?
wanker
Is this common? I just did a small acting job and am used to being paid within max 2 days on invoice issue back in my home country. Here I'm a week in and no sight of my fucking money.
the cold hard truth of the matter is that i'm only posting in /brit/ because it's the international break and /epl/ is dead
/sp/ is gay
lads did we settle the abortion debate on /brit/?
people should be more ashamed and afraid of sex
i am not poleboo
how dare you
why are russian such nasty joyless bastards
i rarely trouble my fd to request release of payments unless we're threatened with legal action
for me some girls are bigger than others had the best guitar riff on that album
I remember when mentioning drugs or alcohol abuse on /brit/ just got you a solitary ironic "good lad" and that was the last you said of it
too much soul
hot
Reckon i would have been one of those pious people back in the day because of my personality but no way i could believe in any of if now
yeah
turns out it's a woman's prerogative to do what she wants with her body
This. They gave a name to "toska" for a reason.
sucking a big cock
Don’t know who he is but I’d suck him off
>“Number 10 has been polling “culture war” issues, such as transgender rights, to see whether they can be weaponised against Labour in northern working-class constituencies” says the Times
lmao
it's mad you remember shit about me
dont listen to lolicore much these days as i dont do md anymore
literally just bladee these days
Do things that Chad would do, until Chad becomes your default setting
fucking a shit
could work
Boris looks a bit flustered to me lads
Bloatlord - Kyriakos Grizzly
have evolved past "bender" and "breeder"
i am all
Knows he's about to get JUST'ed