Congratulations! After several years of travelling in space you have discovered an earth-like planet! What would you name it?
Congratulations! After several years of travelling in space you have discovered an earth-like planet! What would you...
DIIIIIIIIICK DICK DICK DICK GAY SEX GAY BUTT FUCKYOUFAGGOTTTTTTTT or something like that
What would you name your first settlement then?
Came to say something more sophisticated than this but it's ok
Earth-2
de kanker planeet
Sneed
Cumtopia
51st state
Blue
Nueva Esperanza (New hope)
Newfoundworld
New New Sweden
Red light globe, and it would be colonized by jungle asian hookers
Aztlan
Sexville
Mixland
>tfw Space Dandy will become real
Faglord
I guess it would depend on how it looked, the features that define it may play a part in naming it.
Genesis would be a really nice name perhaps, as it would be a beginning of Man's striding into the heavens from our rocky cradle.
PEEPEE-POOPOO
Dirt
Muttopia since it'll be inevitably be inhabited by mutts
New Earth
I'd call it after myself and then spend the rest of eternity (I assume I don't age because I made it there) turning all intelligent life there into my harem.
New Earth, better than Old Earth. Old Earthers are literal subhumans.
>finding a habitable planet not already inhabited by Ancient Hungarians
nah not gonna happen
why not just Mohammad?
Nibiru
New Israel
New Norilsk
BRAZIL
Karasique
Earth 2
Hyperion
I'm gonna call my planet Chibailand
1042_earthlikeFullSize_H264
Dark Armed Dragon
Tyrone
Nigger, as the greatest country in the world.
México dos
Jews not allowed
Neocastle
Planeta (planet)
Euskal herria
Any name other than New Earth, or something similar, is just trying to hard. Just don't name it something Latin or Greek, the scientific community's obsession with those hideous languages is nauseating.
cp_dustbowl
Ask the natives what they call their planet, tell the anglos, and have the anglos butcher the naming and end up calling it something gay.
Ug The Auld Yird
France.
leafland
The Laura of Wet Blankets enters the thread.
Instead of participating in thread discussion, this Laura just wants to point out that you're currently at the edge of the board and about to die. =^_^=
Earth 2
Terra Nova
It-Tirma.
Holy Terra.
And accidentally destroy the ecology trying to make the place inhabitable by man.
Óðinn
or Oden, both work
Get help
COCKS NUTS AND TENDER ASS ALL MALE NO FEMALES LEFT ON EARTH
la chingada
so everyone call tell people a ir a la chingada
Harvest
Sagittarius
Sirocco
Terra Nova
Vita
wallmart
NO NORMALFAGS ALLOWED
Fuckjanny
Finland
de_dust2
Like this post if you understood this epic ancient reference.
haha rush B amirite xD
Uranus
I'd call it "xXKiller99Xx_was_here"
New Malvinas
Planeta dos Macacos
Planet Whitetopia
Capital Hitler City
Nearest satellite is a moon named Moonman
Capital of Moonman is Nigger Killer City
All located in the Fourteen Words Solar System
Neo Constantople and name myself Constantine the XII.