Does your country have IKEA?

I fucking love eating at that place but only because its not too pricey and it is located at a bomb ass view. The taste could be better and if they wouldnt allow niggers and children there it would be top notch

>It is supposed to be affordable
It's supposed to be, but it's not. Just about the only good value now is the restaurant.

It was created by a german fascist. it is the fourth reich

W-W-WEL-COME TO I-I-I-IKEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... HOW... HOW... HOW CAN I... YOU NEED TO... TO...TO LEAVE WE ARE... ARE... CLOSE
*Starts to run in your direction

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If you want quality and affordable furniture you go to your local flea market, thrift store, goodwill etc or you build your own, instead of buying retarded and bland normie furniture that won't last above a decade.

I work at IKEA

We have zero Ikeas in Canada :^)

I saw like 3 or 4 between niagra falls and Montreal

Is it fun? Do they force swedish lessons upon you?

Do they have mass shootings at the USA branches of Ikea?

only visit it for the meatballs. Not buying any furniture whatsoever.

How much do you pay for a plate? Here its about 5€ if i remember correctly

A plate of meatballs that is

Shhhh, God you always ruin everything

Yes, I bought a load of shit there the other week

What's so special about these meatballs?

They're originally Turkish

What for? Fertilizing some farmlands?

Turks are white and nordic so its the same shit

Sadly we have more JYSK than IKEA stores here.

RM12 approx. $2.5
It's tasty.

not too often, no

What kind of dining set defines you as a person, user?

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Why has food got to be double as expensive here?

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Yes
Couples dress up to go to ikea here
They browse the isle in fancy clothing looking at cheap furniture then eating cheap swedish food. Its very bizarre.

Ivar is literally the best shelving system ever.

>components for a lower price than what the bare materials would cost at the hardware store
>just clicks together
>infinite combinations

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how does the portion looks like? Pic related is served here. I think now I understand why this swedish family likes to go to Malaysia youtu.be/Ijiv8E9ItTQ

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*forgot to mention that they usually replaces the stuff with other dish because it's usually not enough. mashed --> chips etc

Yeah its the same here
Never knew people from here went that much to malaysia
Its usually thailand

For diet?

Some people go to Malaysia because it hasn't been ruined by tourism. My friends met some people in a village who was amazed by blonde hair

they did mentioned it in the video malaysia isn't listed in sweden as a must travel country list. from their opinion, thailand are more to young and party person while Malaysia is for family oriented activities and actual resting with a peace of mind.
>amazed by blond hair
T-true. Perhaps it's a conditioning from looking at those porcelain French dolls.

This. I hate going there. It's a fucking endless labyrinth you have to wander through even if you want just some small item. Fuck IKEA.

No. We sell fake plants called fejka but my coworkers call them fedge-ka

It is fun though. I love preparing space for new products coming in and re-merchandising shelves. If I had to work there forever I would love to be a visual merchandiser

Tell them they are retarded.

I do it for Hot Dogs

my second choice if the meatballs are sold out

I swear to God, you could find this exact table in every home.

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Thank you Sweden for cheap furniture and tasty meat balls

This. Ikea is overpriced shit.

>affordable

Stupid meme. That was 30 years ago.

>JYSK

Even worse crap. (We have them, too so I know)

I want to buy this set for my new home.

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Horse meat is top notch

Yes but I never go there. Furniture from the flea market is better