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more slags

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was she okay?

have solved my gym problems
i've just ordered some dip/pull up station and some kettle bells
reckon i'll just do weighted dips and pullups in place of bench pressing and deadlifts for a good amount of time

can't believe i share a thread with so many virgins
nice one keep us updated

sitrep on the tim situation?

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the ol' prison physique

Lads what are the fattest pair of tits you have in your folders?

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pre swipe down life study

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Fat runt on the left mogged hard by the other three

don't need a folder, got a gf

Really? You really cant believe you’re surrounded by virgins on Jow Forums?

grim set there, give me the slampig on the left

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need a left gf

Oliver Letwin just BTFO boris

i wonder if shes good in bed or boring

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post brutal moggings

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Big tits on a fat girl don't count Oliver

highly doubt it
women don't know how to shag
that's why i shag men

hello I am Finnish

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christ that's a mog and a half

hi finnish

good lad better than nowt

ROARING

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are amanda

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imagine voting truthfully on polls

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 35% (+2)
LAB: 25% (+3)
LDEM: 16% (-5)
BREX: 11% (-1)
GRN: 7% (-)
UKIP: 1% (+1)

via @YouGov, 2 - 3 Sep
Chgs w/ 29 Aug

I'm Startish, nice to meet u

he's no finished he's only 28

For me it's Premium Slags

don't think prisons have free weights like kettlebells do they
maybe what they do is they make the manlet bitch of the cell group climb onto your back when exercising for added weight
imagine being the munchkin forced to do that

loving the twitter spat between owen and shearer

reconciling myself to the fact that i'll never have sex

What part of America is that in?

the soon-to-be 51st State B^)

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So what's gayer?

Shagging a "man" with a beard and a hairy chest but still has the cunt
or
Shagging a "woman" with fake tits and still has the cock

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Why would you go on stage if you put that little effort into your costume lmao

both are gay but former is gayer

gring

brit shocked
american rocks!

Sir Oliver says: "The prime minister is much in the position of someone standing on one side of the canyon shouting to people on the other side of the canyon that if they do not do as he wishes he will throw himself into the abyss.

"That is not a credible negotiating strategy," he says.

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yes
yes i would

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How will hominids ever compete?

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I genuinley thought we owned england like we do japan
didn't no britain was a place

corkin christ
what's her name

shagging is inherently gay

youtube.com/watch?v=e9VNaUY-ri4

cheeky innit

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fire and steel

no clue what this webm is

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the first one easily

MAMA

toilfu totally emasculated me

>yes hallo sir dis is steve calling vrom microsoft, your computer appears to have virus on it sir

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women feel the need to emasculate men they don't respect

got told off

love these lads they are so helpful

tell us what happened lad

enough about that, ill have 2 lamb madras, 2 mushroom rice, 3 naan, and 4 cans of mirinda

gf is pissing me off getting upset because i dont communicate enough.

For me it's nikita bellucci

she's just looking for a rush from the drama most like
don't give her an inch

Sophia Diamond, a jewess from Russia who sucks off ch*Nese men

couldn't find the wheelbarrow at work

Best biscuits?

Its gotta be chocolate hobnobs for me

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>have virus on it
you mean have wirus on it

patrician taste user

IT'S 6 O'CLOCK IN THE TOWER BLOCKS

slurped a chocolate nob earlier myself

COR
she's peng peng PENG

chocolate bourbons

good slag posting lads

this is what brit is about

slags, drugs and football

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got mugged off then nicked by the old bill

ugh could you stop posting these disgusting roastoids

for me it's petits écoliers

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choco leibniz or lotus biscoff

swansea are shit and we're gonna fucking do you after the international break

me and forza garibaldi lads are gonna be there to knock a few heads together after we've pumped yous as well

small ???

How can I get Aisha?

Heidegger was such a fraud, amazing that someone could produce total drivel and still be renowned. Shows you how hollow the edifice of philosophy is.

Pengaleng

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