I am a Euromutt

I am a Euromutt.

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most euros are.

>Brown hair
>Green eyes

It would suck being that guy, r-right guys?

For me, it's green eyed brunette women

>tfw brown hair and green eyes
GOD DAMMIT IT HURTS BEING A SUBHUMAN

I am too I have ancestry from two regions of Finland

Shut up
You don't get to complain

Disgusting.

Are you sami?

oof. that's gonna be a big yikes for me dog.

thats the winning combination you dummies

Me too, my mongrel brother.

Me too, my parents are from Ostrobothnia and Lapland.

Why is it a winning combo?

Jämtland and Uppland mutt here. I feel like such a disgusting freak.

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Blekinge and Lappland mutt here, should I end it?

brown just looks better because blonde looks feminine and green is the rarest eye color so it's the most exotic and it just looks better anyway

>tfw

Ostrobothnia here, reddish brown hair and green eyes Im cool with it

>mother's parents and father's parents come from two villages 20 kilometers apart
feels bad being a mutt
don't belong anywhere

are you retarded? how did my post convey the sentiment that green eyes and brunette hair is not good you troglodyte

Thats literally me

>amerimutt thinking it knows anything about aesthetics

cute

you got in the way when i was trying to click the spaniad so fuck you for intervening you useless moron

me at the top

Lucky. If I were European I'd walk the street with head held high, knowing I have the unconditional respect and reverence of everyone. I wouldn't carefully curate my comments and I would be more open to social experimentation, like starting conversations

>the discount albino mongol of finnish people is pretending to not be a mutt and thinks he doesnt look like an uncanny abomination from a mixture of 2 races
yikes

You are European to me, descendant of Nordic Nubians

You do know I'm Estonian right?

im sorry to hear that bro

Aw shucks

That's the most loving thing I've ever received here. Bless you and your family user

I still think sudanon should be euthanized

Nigga u looks like somali?

I never implied I wasn't

Üks väike samm Eestile, üks suur samm Eesti diasporaale.

I am black. Nature and gods natural mark of scorn. I have a white patch on my taint so there's evidence to suspect that in suffer from the rare and incurable revitiligo (white degeneration to black). It would be consistent with my ability to consistently use proper grammar and maintenance of two jobs

That I*
My *maintenance

Fuck me. Its getting worse

My parents aren't even from the same village. A true mulatto.

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Same. But even then, remember that 99% of the world has brown or black hair and eyes, so we still look more noble than all of those savages.

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same

My parents aren't even cousins. I feel like a mulatto

I am Western Ukrainian(jew) + Northern Russian(fingol). Whiter than most of ukrainians, too Shitskins for an Aryan pomor russian

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I am a north european mutt
Fucking got swedish and b*ltic dna gas me

Don't be so self-hating. Whites are pretty cringe nowadays

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You can't escape your deterministic genetic fate. I am fucked, perma

Where is black hair and black eyes

Mate try living with baltic blood
You become balding, small dick, ginger hair, lanky virgin freak with 6 toes (in total) and a buttchin with a wart on it THREE testicles and pubic hairs growing out of your nose

Still infinitely better

Now add some nafri to it, yeah... yeah... and then a tiny tiny tiny ounce of nigerian!
Im a monster! Would you swap your life with me kind nubian?

bearded real men don't have buttchins only soiym

Oh, no, even the women don't like that. Trust me, you'd maybe rather be a white chad or some okay looking guy, but never an white incel, ever. You're already probably decent looking enough to hit on some of their women.

Absolutely not

I wouldn't burden you with this terrible body

Exept some inbred finnish who isn't an euromutt anyway?

Kaksoispiste :DDDDDD

>schizo
errone I presume?

Thank you but you know its not true and you're just compassionate

Cruel man, cant you see im a mutant freak? I am the sole reason euthanization was/is a thing
Now hand over that body or ill make you carry my freak alien child
If hitler only gassed my kind id be his biggest supporter

what? It's only natural that some isolated countries such as Finland would be more homogeneous, while countries with vast history would have alot more populations coming through it, thus creating euromutts.

my grandfathers grandmother was Finland-Swedish

Nah, I had a friend at school with a bad appearance and ugly ears, but he managed to hit on a cute blue eyed chick on a school trip once, he didn't even look like some sort of chad, he was very skinny and of short statue that he'd probably lose most fights. You can choose not to believe me, but trust me, foreign chicks are very thirsty for exotic dick very often, especially in their early 20s.

>tfw half bosnian and half croat

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isn't that just 100% croat?

No, 100% gigachad

I feel you

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>half irish
>half english
>little bit scottish

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kek

>tfw blond and blue eyes
>girls with brown eyes is my type (esp ginger tho)

All white ppl are european.
But just know that inside the big white race there are many subspecies,
one of them is nordic, on which you masturbate

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Nordic is best race. You should know they founded your nation.

Well that was a mistake.

Why does everything yuropeons do seem to explode into their face?