/brit/

alri raji

fuck off rorke we're all in here

Mum keeps getting upset at me because I keep saying things that she claims are homophobic or sexist
Stupid cow

absolutely screaming watching a very british brothel, some old boomer choosing a braphog to massage him

Redpill me on potter

your mum 100% thinks you’re an incel

this is how i imagine all the yanks on /brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=5MIVvnQHxeM

She doesn’t know the meaning of the word

add misogyny to that list mister

how is that not bro tier? he's taken up arms against the enemies of britain
more than you ever did for this country

I think he got kicked out for doing cocaine lmao

Thinking of making a Marcus Hausen mask with the eyes cut out, wearing a shirt and tie, and wait outside Tim's flat staring into the window and holding up a dentist's drill

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i've had every single yank in the filter since january

FWD: FWD: FWD: haha

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Don't even imagine em

See He did

reminder brexit must happen

I count just five idiot

Sickening

It's Marcus Hauser you daft twat, I am he.

What will you do when Jeremy Corbyn becomes PM on the 15th of October 2019?

Well, in our local, we'll pour a pint of the finest carlingto celebrate, and we'll look forward to a brilliant future ahead of us in northern England.

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is this an edited photo of kev, can't tell

that looks perfect for some backyard wrestling

get a ring in there

Is this ok to wear to a ball

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Huge brain: Brexit under a Labour government

If you vote labour you are not white

no it was hausen

it was the hot topic on normie tv recently, bbc had a documentary on it even

HELLO FATHER

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haha nice one pal

corbyn wants brexit
probably even doesn't care about getting a no deal brexit, himself

Penises are nicer than vaginas, lets face it. When I suck a dick I know what I'm getting when I see a vagina it could be anything in there, from spiders to land mines.
With a cock, it can be washed effectively. You just can't properly wash a vagina, or an anus. Its why the only type of intercourse I am interested in is oral with fellow men. I'm not gay, but I care for my own health too much to risk anything else

Fuck this shite going to bed
Later gins

spent all day on /brit/ again

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Be brilliant that, Brexit and the government at war with private companies

cya tonic

Get a job fed up of paying for you

you're mad if you think tim didn't shag tons of slags when he studied abroad in california
getting american girls as a brit in the us is literally easy mode and his severe symptoms didn't seem to appear until much later

better off with the eu running this country than labour

16th

14th was a Jewish holy day so they pushed voting to the 15th

that bit where they all shout is quite catchy, shame the talking in the rest of it is so bent

Wtf lads, remember Owen Wilson. Apparently he was a skateboarder

youtube.com/watch?v=WGYGhAPlsVM

just woke up me, more of a midnight - 11am man myself

What hobbies do you have, American?

lazy fucker wasting your life

Look like a strapping young lad you do

kaczynski was an incel

Be better off with the Islamic Shah of Iran

grandma would've been 93 today lads
she's been dead about 5 and a half years now miss her lots :'(

sorry for your loss

It's not easymode, you have to be good looking as well

I have a genuine belief that womyn only care about hygiene bc their vaginas are absolute sesspits of disgusting germs and they know it, whilst us men don’t have that problem.

no corbynite has ever seen hide nor hair of a pint of carling nor the inside of a pub
all either too posh or too young or too muslim for any of that

poor lass, reckon shes probably breaking hearts and beds in the spiritual realm di led x

running
drinking
reading
that's about it

got a right little conversation with a so called female on ye olde tinder sparked up then haven't i lads

the quote on quote incel, ladies and gentlemen

cheers lads

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Classic this

>quote on quote
you fucking spastic

twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1169015172167610370

based farage/johnson partnership incoming

>easy mode
i.e. be white, tall and good looking

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literally me haha

carlings a fucking benders pint you bent poof twat, embarassed yourself there

Wonder what old Simo was on, must've been cracking gear

you genuinely don't at all
more like
>be british (accent by far the most important)
>be not horribly disfigured
this applies for the irish as well 2bh
nice one lad keep us updated

Oh wow, so brave.
instagram.com/millykeepsgoing/

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>quote on quote

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well well well hello there freshie

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that would take fucking hours you mug fuck me

have i been tricked? fallen prey to a gimmick?

>hurr look at this complete stranger i found on the internet i'm so angry ahhhhh
Cringe. Have sex and dilate, incel.

I reckon this lot will try for non-Tory seats held by Labour but with mostly Leave support. What do you reckon?

you’ve been had good n proper let me tell ye

had a toy car of this shit as a kid, with crumple zones and everything

>Have sex and dilate
belter

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Flat Spracklen House, Marlow were the glory years 2bh lads

lads why does that bloke who used to play in goal for arsenal wear the weird hat thing when playing?

plot twist: tim re appears out of nowhere on johnsons tory bench (with his clothes on)

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this brothel program is well grim

David Seaman.

Brane got punted by an Irishman

Body hair is normal.
Body hair is natural.
Body hair isn’t gross.
If you want to change your natural state do it for YOU, not because Chad said armpit hair is vom.
You don’t have to find it attractive in order to just let people live.
Don’t be a bitch about it.
Bye
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#bodyhair #bodylove

Why did tim never make it on to X Factor?
He would have cleaned up

he couldnt take it off

We won, Borisbros. We fucking won.

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lefties genuinely believe russian hackers sway elections

yeah he auditioned