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okay thats IT
i am QUITTING porn NOW

did the man post the picture of the woman?
oh he did did he?

can't believe it

That isn't elite. Malnourished

I’m not much of a celeb fanboy but Brad Pitt is the fucking man

bet you don't have the bollocks to vocaroo this. full volume.

What is wrong with the "Conservative" Party?
>Call a referendum when they could've just ignored their pledge and no one would've noticed or cared
>Murder each other over the result
What am I missing here

Havent had a break in a year of working
Had a long weekend or two off but no proper holiday
Starting to feel fatigued

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t. just had a depraved wank to some obscene pornography and now feels ashamed

Her "O" face.

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>so tell me user, what do you do in your free time?

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Do brits actually call us bog rats irl?
Seems a bit harsh desu

please save my brother demarcus he doesnt know how to swim

Smoking some aesthetic chinky winky fags that my zipperhead neighbor got from Hong Kong

They’re pretty good

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haha

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i'm here now lads. how's it foing?

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jihad

Do these ever come out?

i dunno do you?

what're you doing in ireland brad?

hath the man the ball kicked?

I like to go motorboating.

did the junkie eat the breakfast

just watched Dark City, I liked it
but it's made me think. this film, The Matrix, Memento, Fight Club, all came out around the same time, the very end of the 90s or the very early 2000s, and they all deal with the idea of living in a 'fake reality', we just don't know we're living in it, our memories and conceptions of what's real are illusions
so what gives? what was going on in the 1990s to inspire this popular concept?

Brad Pitt doesn’t need to toot his own horn, he’s got legions of adoring fans (me) to inflate his ego. Jokes aside he’s fucking brilliant, a one in a million human being.

is it hat to own a pair of headphones that aren't beats by dr. dre?

dont care virgin

>twitch wife starts streaming full time
>her streams are all boring now and she can't stop talking about her patreon
might drop her

no one gives a shit wear the headphones you want to wear

but the ball....
has it been kicked!?!?

Brad pitt is a decent actor but he’s no goose

Truman Show as well

only learnt recently that theyre callrd "zipperheads" because if you run them over with a tank the tank treads imprint their squished heads with a 'zipper' pattern

kind of fucked up rbh

I love the goose but brads my boy

what makes girls decide to stream

zip it, else I'll be kicking that ball of a head of yours

did the men in the different colour ties have a squabble again

He's infinitely better than him, wtf are you smoking? Have you seen Fight Club?

i agree, brad

brad shit

i dont think its a 90s thing specifically
They Live is 80s, Cabin In The Woods is 2010s

cant wait until they cure tim and he looks back at his social media on YouTube posts from the last few years

i heard it was because their skulls are shaped in such a way that if you shoot them in the right spot their head will split open like a zipper

found out the twitch waifu is already married
that's 10k in donations down the shitter
absolutely livid

money and attention. imagine if all you had to do was show some cleavage and wear tight pants and get thousands of beta incels throwing money into your wallet from the comfort of your computer chair.

very nice lad

i judge people for wearing k mart headphones in public

did the man hit a puck with a stick on the ice?

anyone tried lee mack's new cordless drill?

why dont all girls stream

they're probably all inspired by this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulacra_and_Simulation

free smoke

uh
ever seen the movie brazil?
tim is not in for a good time

that's because you're autistic, majority of people don't give a shit about what headphones you wear

aye

start up cost probably. need a good bimbo bod for it too if you really want to milk the big numbers. market is getting sort of saturated these days too which could play into it. plus the whole thot-hunt meme probably turns some away from it (thank god)

Hey shut the fuck up lol I didn’t want to shut you down but I like goose, I can relate to his characters because I try to be a stoic autist as well, everybody on this website does, but Brad Pitt? He’s fucking leagues ahead of gosling in acting ability.

Hes a good lad but hes no Jakey G

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there so many cute brit girl, why are you spamming this one ?

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>ever seen the movie brazil?
no
what happens

Whatever cuck

for me? its the Pulitzer-winning "Godel, Escher and Bach", by Douglad Hofstader

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Get outta here hothead

being a girl who interacts with the men in her chat is a viable job for young women now, its commodified human interaction

drinking milk

willy willy poo fanny

Big fan of gyllenhall but he’s been in some dogshit movies

my favourite actors:
bruce campbell
marlon brando
joaquin phoenix

well it might be bittersweet
tim can live in fantasyland in his mind for the rest of his life after he goes fully insane after dentists experiment on him

>tfw no trad brit gf
why live

why would anyone marry a streamer
that's only a few steps removed from marrying a stripper or prossie

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1567552842379.webm
look at her

My evening read? Physicalism and the Soul, by Douglas Stokes.

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brad pitt is a fucking God

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mine:
johnny depp
orlando bloom
geoffrey rush

Haha yaaaaaas man

youtu.be/1xa7NWRJjPQ

Dr Pavel, I'm LAPD

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women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

Women are better at games than men.

based

if you ever do this you're on the spectrum

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i don't think a trad brit girl even exists any more
i think that idea of a girl is so abstract and lost to time that it only exists in our memories

for the content my dude POGGERS!

I want him to fuck my brains out (I’m a heterosexual male)

>trad
lol
never existed

BRADDU NOOOOOOO

phwoar get a load of that vein
would love to get him to the blood bank for a hefty fucking donation

It was the norm 60 years ago

Mine:
1) Bradu Pittu
2) Leo DiCaprio
3) Gooseman