Where do I renounce American citizenship? Is there another first world country willing to take me...

Should be pretty easy to immigrate then.

Americans on suicide watch (and homicide as usual) watch btw
bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2019-08-29/america-s-middle-class-is-losing-ground-to-canada-s

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I'm done with the soldier thing. I was a medic in the army and I just was over it. I'm almost 30 too so physically I just want to do something else

You're basically asking how to work

Read my post, I work in public administration and non-profits. I was just saying I have no interest in being a soldier again.

the only countries where mindless consumerism doesn't exist are the ones who can't afford it to begin with.
DAS RITE
WANNA FITE ME?
MINDLESS CONSUMERISM IS A STEP ON THE LADDER OF SPIRITUAL GROWTH POOR PEOPLE JUST DON'T DO IT CUZ POOR

youtu.be/z_4AxzvhCPY

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You know there is a $2500 fee and then also the exit taxes right?

god you sound like a fag

This nigga bought a VPN just to pretend to be American

Yikes!

Have you ever left the country?

>Americans have no cultu-

as long as you're white please

youtube.com/watch?v=C8IWnX7jpVE

>not willing to fight for your god given right to eat a chicken sandwich
We don't want you here anyway fag.

I'm white. My wife is a Latina though

Post bobs of wif

>He's married
>Posting on a website for crying frog memes begging to be accepted into another country by people who don't have that authority or power in any way

what did he mean by this

Get a plane ticket to somalia

You are welcome here, but you better bring some QT, WHITE grills.
NO EXCEPTIONS.

Canada is just america but colder and more maple syrup

Because shit posting is fun when you're relaxing at home. My wife is literally taking a nap next to me. Why not post on Jow Forums?

>Where do I renounce American citizenship?
At an embassy in another country
>Is there another first world country willing to take me?
No
>I'm tired of the mindless consumerism
Go to the third world then
>I'm tired of the lack of culture.
Then leave
>I'm tired of suburban sprawl.
Then leave
>I'm tired of bad fashion.
Then leave
>I'm tired of mobility scooters.
Then leave

Well, there you go, Fren.
It will be easy to transition (not THAT kind of transition, obviously).

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That was very racist hahah

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Nobody wants beaners like you. I don't care that you're a doctor, we're full

leave where. He wants to leave somewhere else, that was his question

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Hilarious

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Idc cumskin

You need to go to the embassy it costs like 6k IIRC

u think i do nigger?

>Not tired of mass shootings
Based

post a picture of your current fashion

yeah op, talk shit post fit

Normalfag scum I hope you get cancer and wither away.
Jow Forums is not your place to ruin.

Similar to this.

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Its basically the same culture here, only slightly safer

If you have an Italian grandparent you qualify for Italian citizenship. Same with a number of other European countries.

He is nigger. 100% nigger.

ohh of course. he can head right in then no papers needed.

>cuckcore
shiggy diggy

redpill me on popeyes ameribros one opened near my house thinking on buying some

It's ok as far as fast food goes. Way better than KFC. Nonetheless, it's not as good as some family owned soul-food restaurant.

How does it compare to Church's chicken?

Don't know. I'm a Califag so there isn't a Church's chicken in every corner like there would be in the South.

youtu.be/EiIyyXL1Ct4

Take something sharp and stick it in your eye.

If you're a lefty, you're always welcome in Munich

LOL

asking the big questions.

However, there is a popeyes in Canada too. Thinking of going there

Most of us are normalfags, though.

marry me

it's just as disgusting to make kids read this shit
why are anti-racists so fucking retarded

>marry me

fuck off, chubby chaser!

popeyes>>>>churchs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kfc
this is also the most popular opinion

Popeyes is a Southern thing mostly. It's Southern style fried chicken.
It's infinitely better than KFC, which I have no idea how it still exists. People are trying to force some rivalry between Popeyes and Chick fil a, but they're not comparable. Of the two, I'd go with Popeyes, I just wish they existed where I'm living now. I used to have one really close to me when I lived in Georgia for a couple years.

Is Canada based for living /out/?

do you have money or lots of assets?
come to aussieland
however, becoming a little like the us but so much better.

speak for yourself normie faggot

ty4ys

>I was also in the military (inb4 tyfys).
>Would I be able to find work in Europe or even Canada or Australia?

Yes, we have a lot of McDonald's shops that need burger flippers.

Why is that funny to you? Why are you such a Yuro lapdog that you just do whatever they think is funny? Yuros are asleep, they're not going to come and suck your dick for repeating their stale jokes

Semper fi

>beaner spics think they can meme

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it's 9:21 am here, why would i be asleep?

thank you for your service

>another first world country

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i think you move and obtain another one because you cant be stateless which takes alot of time and also quite a big effort

>Spain
>having any room to talk

worst thing that can happen in spain
>i have to deal with annoying british tourists and pretentious spanish locals
worst thing that can happen in the US
>51 dead in mass shooting in Las Vegas

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51 people is literally nothing in a country of 350 million.

I can never tell if you're being ironic when you make these posts of if you're seriously this retarded being Mexican and making fun of anyone when your pathetic country is run by drug cartels cutting off people's heads and your worthless government won't do anything about it. Especially since people are literally risking there lives to leave your country and come here.
But please, do continue to spout your bullshit about the US. It makes me chuckle

A vacation in a foreign land
Uncle Sam does the best he can
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now
Now you remember what the draftman said
Nothing to do all day but stay in bed
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now
You'll be the hero of the neighbourhood
Nobody knows that you've left for good
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now
Smiling faces as you wait to land
But once you get there no one gives a damn
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now
Hand grenades flying over your head
Missiles flying over your head
If you want to survive, get out of bed
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now
Shots ring out in the dad of night
The sergeant calls (stand up and fight)
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now
You've got your orders better shoot on sight
Your finger's on the trigger
But it don't seem right
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now
Night is falling and you just can't see
Is this illusion or reality
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army, in the army now
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army, in the army now
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army, in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army, in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army, in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army, in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army, you're in the army now

That's not a song the army ever sings. You literally just googled an army song to try and be funny but it falls flat coming from El fucking Salvadore.
When Yuros try and meme it at least means something since we have comparable countries. Imagine being from your shithole and making fun of other people's countries. I make as much in a week as you do in a year,

Of course they don't it's against them, but I don't fall for damn commies boi, thank you for your service to the world.

All of those things exist in other countries. You have it good in the USA. Don't be such a whiny faggot

So fuck off spic. Post somewhere else, Yuros are asleep. We all know you just want to suck their dicks by posting their memes

You wouldn't want to kill yourself after moving.

Don't flatter yourself, Huezillian. Your country is a 3rd world dump no matter how much you try and say otherwise

You care a lot about them europeeners don't cha, are you looking for their approval? That is just so cute

>beaner reading comprehension
I know English is hard for you. I don't give a shit about Yuropeans, I absolutely fucking loathe Yuropeans and hope I live to see the continent nuked one day.
You're the one repeating their memes trying to validate yourself to them when in reality you're 3rd world trash living in one of the most violent and crime ridden countries in Latin America. Worse than Mexico which has literal drug cartels cutting off people's heads.
So every time you reply to an American thread like this it's really just to try and make Yuros like you.

Lel you got mad maddie. Breathe in breathe out.

>Is there another first world country willing to take me?
Do you have marketable skills or lots of money?
>I'm tired of the mindless consumerism.
Any country that doesn't have that is either a third world shithole or China-tier dictatorship
>I'm tired of the lack of culture.
There's plenty of culture if you look hard enough (New England, the South, the Old West, Hawaii, etc...), you'll just complain about this in other countries too
>I'm tired of suburban sprawl.
Then move to a rural or small town area
>I'm tired of bad fashion.
Subjective, and the only countries where normies still wear traditional garb are third world shitholes

>Y-you mad lel
Pathetic.
I'm glad you found something to distract yourself from your subhuman existence and your trash can of a country. It's the little things for people like you

we arent asleep, only worthless neets are

is this the same country even?

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Kek. Hungary is one of the least relevant and shittiest countries in Yurop. No one gives a shit about you, go post somewhere else

>Bulgaria
Fuck off