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You just know that if you told her she had ugly knees she'd have a literal mental breakdown

WHats msg (google isn’t broken but it’s not enlightening me much)

Maybe, seemed to be with me for the personality though. Am an uggo

>not as hot now
what changed about her

> beer pong night and $1.50 whiskey shot night at my favorite bar

CORRRRRRRRR

Going to my mates for pre’s and then we’re gonna go out. Usually win a few free pitchers of beer too :)

honestly i think a lot about how both the Wachowski brothers became trannies
like what the fuck happened there
what on earth could have caused this

monosodium glutamate the stuff in chinese food that adds a particular savory taste

That was worth reposting

Your not English shut up

>that's the msg

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Unbelievable, they charge a criminal price for drink in this country, my go to is whiskey and ginger at 5.50 a pop

monosodium glutamate
ingredient popular in chinese food
has occasional adverse health effects in some people (possibly including palpitations)
i was joking btw

msg is message without the vowels I thought your entire language was words without vowels

Please don't refer to your friends as mates if you're going to the "bar" instead of the pub and getting "pitchers" of beers
It's crossing wires man

was a really good article about it that I never finished reading
detailed their descent into this LA dominatrix society that ruined their marriage(s?) a

>what's msg

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shes no longer 14

corr, she's so fucking FIT

trannyism spreads through social groups like a virus
weak willed "men" see their tranny friends getting more and more attention and sympathy for their mental illness and decide they want a piece of that pie

Hello humbert

You would be lucky to get a shot of Whisky at a pub here for under $7 Australian

The goal phenotype.

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nothing much desu, I think I just notice her flaws better now, no longer a horny teen. She's just average, still cute though

The Wachowski sisters*

Well of course a mixed drink is more and this is a special only one day a week

Usually it’s $6 a shot of Jack (but a big ass shot tbf)

Take me out toniiight

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Based overconfident Dutchman poster

Thinking about asking my ex out. i think she's been dropping hints and I've just been oblivious

Whiskey gives me a good and energetic vibe that any other spirit or alcohol simply couldn’t match

What’s the secret ingredient?

looks terrible on men lol

very irish post

disgusting

You never do anything so..

>Holding a giant sign saying DEMOCRACY
>Want to overturn a democratic vote
How does this one work then?

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Hey Cody bro they're doing dollar fifty shots down at the bar. Let's go play beer pong with Tyler.

It's just weird that two brothers transition. Like, what are the chances of that?

it's been over a decade since i discovered the existence of furries, and my opinion that they should all be put in camps has always remained firm

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They want a say on any final deal

you wish you had bros you freak

>swarthy skin, dark hair, dark eyes
mate, more than half the planet looks like this. it's not exactly a rare look

for me? i need a raven haired girl with pale skin and green eyes. god, that's a rare type.

Can you guys talk about how lonely and pathetic you are? Had a bad day, need cheering up lads

This but the aboriginals

no deal
*has a stroke*
yfcgffvc bhbbjhn vfefgfvvvvvv ggdgghyyvhb bfdggh

So that they can overturn the original vote yeah we know. Not very democratic that.

what does it feel like when being a horny teen passes? I'm 18 and I feel like romeo whenever I see a cute girl

Fuck off back to Jow Forums, nonce.

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saaaad

*votes no deal*
banker will be LIVID

>I feel like romeo whenever I see a cute girl

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what's Jow Forums? never heard of it

It’s just another vote we could easily vote to leave again (probably this would be the result)

shots?
nah im a 3 whiskey 3 beer in an hour man

Down the pub xx

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a phenotype you can't help but fall in love with

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At extreme and unnecessary time and cost.

Start off with three double whiskeys followed by singles the whole night

It's hard to say, I was in a long term relationship until now, so I'm slowly readjusting. Perfect looks become a little bit less of a factor, since settling down is on your mind

Sorry to hear mate, what happened?

not bad

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oi oi me chummies! have a butchers at me slaggies will ya guvna? im nanking a tray of soddled rabbits up your quality street me old china woy oy have a go at me flooftas matey bobatey

voted leave, would vote remain this time desu

Why is everyone old

know this feel but starting to doubt if I want to marry at all
the thing is I want children and a wife but I don't want some annoying cunt would rather die alone

This edition has the momentum of a runaway train (in that it’s moving very fast)

For me, it's have 4-5 pints of beer then when I hit the club switch to vodka and lemonade cause beer is too gassy when you're dancing and trying to pull burds.

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Good lad

Take me home tonight
I don't want to let you go till you see the light

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It’s a country saloon, only place for miles. Top comfy tho love visiting my folks out here in the sticks.

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Good lad, very thoughtful

young people don't drink at bars here
young people barely even drink anymore they all smoke weed and do meme drugs

I've sort of done a 180, I'm looking more for someone with a personality I could potentially settle down with one day, above average looks are just an added bonus now

not sexist or anything, but most local good looking girls are dumb as rocks

Beers always too gassy unless it’s a lazy one down pub, surely it just sits in your tummy all night?

me but in female form

shut up you cringe machine

For me, it's prime Mariah Carey.

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I’d certainly like to hit up a place like this in the US one day, just to say I have

most women are dumb as rocks and generally unpleasant or dull human beings

i barely exist as a person, so much of my time, thoughts and actions are spent online as a passing anonymous identity, like a ghost
i'll barely leave a tiny mark on the world once i die, maybe a handful of people will ever know i existed

Incel

She always had that one side of her face that she hid

For me it's Emma Watson the gassy schoolgirl.

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annoyingly accurate

very dystopian-esque

Incel

The Book of Disquiet - Pessoa
That’s the book for you.

She cheekily married and then cheekily divorced one of our media moguls

>the Asian century has arrived and I haven't prepared one bit

Welp

trump is heeming the chinese tho...?

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