I HEREBY DECLARE THE CREATION OF THE FIRST Jow Forums PARLAMENT

Mr.president I demand a point of order against this tremendously atrocious falsehood, and will present a motion to parliament regarding the ban of such lies.

I hereby cast my vote for the stinky fellow
All else in favour say aye

I second this motion

Aye

Aye

I vote for yes. Ban brazilians

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Aye

We have surrounded the parliament and will now be taking all posters hostage unless janny is hanged in public square

I agree with the notion of banning all Brazilian posters and hereby propose a land invasion of Brazil by Belgian military forces, to sufficiently enrich the land and improve the export of valuable resources towards the western world by any means necessary.

Mr. Speaker, I poo'd my pants, where can I get a new pair?

What do you think this is, the french revolution?

I propose Leopold II to manage the Brazilian Free State.

HERE HERE!

(is it here here or hear hear?)

pee pee poo poo

I move to Eject New Worlders from this parliament!

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Motion seconded

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Lemme heat up the corpse and get some duct tape

...

Nigga you have your designated congressman emergency pants for that

Mr. Speaker, what should us individual Jow Forums posters do about our boiling planet.
We are literally boiling the planet. Us in Oslo are trying to stop the boiling, but building bikeroads in Oslo and increasing the toll road prices in Oslo hasn't been enough

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On what grounds?

You're a filthy animal, not fit to be called human, much less be in our exalted presences.

As a male feminist I propose that gender discrimination is hatespeech

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I would like to amend this motion with mandatory sissification of all offenders

Aye.

Nay. It is impossible to tell if euros aren't actually neworlders. This post could've been written by a venezuelan.

Mr. President, I'd like to remind cuntnorable that his presence already confirms our founding charter, which has stated that muslim members as himself and his countrymen were recognized as honorary humans and should know better, lest we deem it nessesary to re evaluate our positions.

I'd like to add a further amendment banning vaping

I propose that every white man on Jow Forums should be given his own ebony queen gf.
All in favor say aye.

proposing an amendment to include an opt out system, I'm already taken and not a poly man

seconded

on another note
I hope we might move to ban alcohol, all drugs, other intoxicants and gambling soon.

furthermore, we must formalise the death penalty

*falls asleep in comfy seat*

ORDER. ORDER

I HEREBY ANNOUNCE ALL BRAZILIAN POSTERS BANNED FROM THIS PARLAMENT AND BOARD.

I HEREBY ANNOUNCE GREEKS AND ITALIANS ARE THE TRUE DESCENDANTS OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE.

I HEREBY BY ANNOUNCE THIS DUDE as the president of int

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>furthermore, we must formalise the death penalty
but only for littering

*goes through your pockets*
noice

*cheers enthusiastically*

I would like to propose to let us have a seat and stop having the gringos representing us

Mr. Speaker, I accuse you of acting in contempt of parliament and assisting in governing through unconstitutional means, I'll see you in court

*CLAPS*

BANG BANG BANGBANGBANG BANG

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

I now bring to the floor a petition from the regional department I represent to recognize poo poo pee pee before pee pee poo poo. What say you all?

EVERYONE GET DOWN. THE MUSLIMS ARE SHOOTING AT US

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BANG BANG BANGBANGBANG BANG BANGBANG BANG

*bangs table*

Psss, make a dick on his face

Allahu Akbar

*draws a dick on his cheek with permanent marker*
hehe

Pfffff.. ehm...hm, yes, taxes sure...

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sorry, no Brazilians allowed

wtf who stole my anime keychain while i was asleep, i had it in my pocket

ahem. we all know who are the true heirs to the roman empire.

It was the brazillian

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dude i bet it was that monkey over there

Whom, then?

I do believe, sir, the culprit of this crime is that romanian janitor

ORDAH!!!

*RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE*

*AHEM*

I propose the systemic bullying and harassment of all chinks until they return to their own country and remain within the great firewall.

I move to recognize Israel as our closest ally

BOOO
GET OUT

Mr. President, I demand this kind of comments to be declared treason by this house!

I TOO DEMAND THIS

ORDER. ORDER

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

I PROPOSE DUBS OR BETTER TO BE TOPPED AT A MAXIMUM OF 3 PER THREAD

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CAN I PLEASE INVADE LIBYA AND TAKE ALL THEIR OIL

the question of israel has come in in parlament many times already. I propose we find a final solution so that parlament can get on with different matters.

*AHEM*

AYE AYE

look, he as a dick drawn on his face!!

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I propose we pool resources and efforts to delete Israel

Libya was declared battle royale in an added poitn in the soylet regulation act, do as you wish as long as this house sees benefits for the nation of Jow Forums

I second this honorable motion and propose a counsil to be established and treat on the jews and their lies, led by the germans and spanish

I table a motion to discuss the wh*Te problem.

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preferred method of undertaking such a task? as a representative of one of the more experienced nations in the matter we happy to help. but we do understand that such a large task could be a great opportunity to revitalize for more local economies.

>This is a coup. I'm taking control of this country.
>Everyone swear fealty to me or you will be executed.

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Guess who

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Never should of come here

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I DO BELIEVE THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT CONCERN.

IF THIS HONORABLE PARLAMENT AGREES WE WILL FOCUS THE AMOUNT OF 900,000,000, EUROS TO DESTROY THE LAND KNOWN AS ISRAEL

ANYONE WHO AGREES RAISE YOUR HAND OR SAY "K"

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I suggest more anime

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I move that we BAN ANIME

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I would ask we stop referring to them as land and recognise them for what they are:
the illegal occupiers and conquerors of palestine

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K!

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THE MACACO!!!

*teleports behind you*
*decapitates you with samurai sword*
>Heh... too easy...

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aye

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Just provide me with necessary funds and I shall build a gigantic flamethrower that should the job

K, the Swedes of int support this motion

IT'S COUP TIME

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*exits my flesh from my neck, where my head once was*
I AM FREED FROM MY CORPOREAL FORM! Prepare yourself, LEST YOUR DEFEAT COME TOO QUICKLY!

I move we transform Jow Forums into a narco state

under the condition of german supervisors to make sure the facility runs smoothly and no funds are wasted. a certain incineration quota has to be met. we are talking about tax payers money after all.