/dixie/ - Southern US + friends

I didn't lift it, just best image I could get because I like the lights look cool
was hauling a digger across the midwest btw

what about lumber

I was mocking the truck in the picture, not whatever one you drove.

an acceptable load, yet unlikely to be carried by your average suburbanite who drives his F-250 4x4 with a 4" lift to and from work.

suburbanite trucks are for hauling the occasional piece of furniture the wife buys or the kids soccer gear when its not raining

suburbanite trucks are for driving to chik-fil-a on the way to dropping your son off at lacrosse practice

>super doody
more like mega shit

suburbanite trucks are for letting soda cans, leaves, and pine straw build up in the back since the owner never looks in the truckbed

>Yeah, my truck is a long bed, single cab. How could you tell?

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>by your average suburbanite who drives his F-250 4x4 with a 4" lift to and from work.
never understood this

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cave grug like manly mammoth
cave grug use mammoth for build stonehenge
hut grug have girly mammoth
hut grug never use girly mammoth, girly mammoth full of berries and flowers because no use

>mammoth
>full of berries and flowers
wat

looked at buying a '65 but it had the V8 instead of a six cylinder and was a long bed.

pretty sure mammoths were herbivores so it would be okay for them to be full of plants and shit

looks like we got ourselves some mammothologists here, boys

this is the most retarded thing you have ever wrote. and the funniest. wow.

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this is an ok duel cab.

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cat threw up

Its called an extended cab

yummy

on carpet or hardwood or furniture?
any how....

this your desk cobb?

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>implying I have c*rpet
hardwood
shouldn't be difficult to clean

No I sleep in a big bed with my wife

god I fucking wish
I would never desecrate a truck or car in that manner

I said desk. who talks about a bed when someone shows a desk?
maybe its fake

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it's clean now

Those hoods aren't repoduced in anything other than fiberglass and I doubt a boomer would've paid 500 for a part just to hack up into a desk. Thats more than likely the front half of a '66 lopped off and made into a desk

I want to think not.. I want

you don't know boomers very well then

mammoths were extinct thousands of years by the time of stonehenge

>never seen the Flintstones documentary

I just realized that my grooming habits become more and more patrick bateman-tier as time goes by

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give me five primary historical sources which corroborate that claim, in either MLA or Chicago format; ten academic journals which feature articles agreeing with your point of view, a photograph of a mammoth standing in Salsbury Plain before stonehenge was constructed, and a letter from stonehenge's current owner confirming mammoths were not used in its construction. You have ten minutes.

here's a (You) for the effort

bump

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buuurp

my parents got a cat. I won't see it until christmas

LOVE donks

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well they gotta fatten it up for the christmas roast

not funny

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wake the fuck up dixie

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They will kill you in your sleep

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*activates Scroll of Icatharian Flight*

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i don't bother combing my hair most days because no one will see it

imagine having hair that you can comb

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imagine being a fucking manchild

Dont forget wasteful fuel consumption.

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>2.76 MB, 4160x3120

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how tall are you finn

Why is Dave Chappelle so controversial now?

tldr; he called out cunts for getting offended constantly
critics got offended and gave him shit reviews
normal audiences love it

>stop being offended
>*abruptly cancels own show, moves to Africa, derails own career for over a decade, and converts to Islam because people kept shouting "I'm Rick James, bitch" at him in public and a white crew member laughed in a way that made him feel "uncomfortable" while he was filming a sketch in blackface*

>realizes (((comedy central))) execs are exploiting him
>quits
i see no issues

*blocks your path*

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I'm just saying, he has some pretty notoriously thin skin and constantly demands that white people enjoy his comedy only in the specific way he wants them to. Hopefully age has mellowed him out somewhat (apparently he's only 46, what the fuck?)

hey....... back off.......!

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I'd run to be honest, but I doubt I could outrun the Shaman King.

yare yare daze...

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177-178

/dixie/ is a lanklet-free general

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>myself
>berta
>bernard

coming here was you first and last mistake, yank
any last words?

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>berta
honorary manlet

>myself
>bernard
I said /dixie/, not /cum/

the virgin czech vs the LONG ohioan

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at least i'm black

topkek

>NOT_LES
no homos in this mans computer

I am awake
I sip

devils
brew

gonna have a shower and some toast and nap
fuck night shift, come home and all these kids are running around and some guy is out mowing his lawn

blessed
post

isn't bernard a manlet

oh yeah i think you and him are in the same category. except youre twink self is beyond saving

Is it ok if you're tall but also a fat fuck?
>190/95

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>youre

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you're short for the dinaric alps manlet

too easy

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*links vocaroo*

>honorary manlet
Now what's that supposed to mean virgin

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that's not that bad for your height. just lift

fuck you

who /dayoff/

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every day is a day off for me

I watched the special, it was pretty tame

hilarious though, but I've seen guys like Louis CK and Bill Burr say worse stuff on late night appearances than the things Chappelle say in this special. I can't believe this was controversial

Are you keeping up with real estate news?