Finlan thread :D

Our internet culture is basically the "I just pretended to be retarded" meme taken to 11th level.

my country :)

Hot uwu

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how is kaurismaki seen in finland? are his works actually representative of the country?

I hope every single Finn has a terrible day. Fuck you, I hope you all get hit by a train.

lolzors guise. binland is winland
epic thread

capping this and posting on r/4channel

I hope Finland colonized Lebanon , you can get our expertise on food , and we'll get your education system

Has lord of the rings really been stolen from finland?

Seething

I am finland

Some board of travelling gave Kaurismäki a "reward" (a lemon?) for portraying Finland in such a dull and ugly light. Couldn't handle the thruth imho

Otherwise, he's one of the national heroes

've been to Vaasa
AMA

paska

Finland? More like Slavic-Sweden.

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Finland is FINNO UGRIC. They're BVLLS, unlike those germanic and slav(e)ic dogs

based
my brother :)

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only reason someone has ever had for going to finland is to buy cheap booze at the cruise ship

25 % of int are finns

Any finnish porn?

but that's what we are supposed to do sven
how expensive is alcohol on that side of the puddle

Why do autistic losers love Finland so much?

Finnish girls are hot. How do I ask them out (as a foreigner)?

How does Kela work exactly? If you have zero income but a few savings, are you allowed to housing assistance, social assistance, etc.?

kys

It's less expensive in Sweden. I guess swedes just are illiterate and can't comprehend pricetags

this

>Vaasa
gross

h-hi finlan, do you love me
t. sweden :3

Halt doch dein Fresse du sheiss Loch

>'ve been to Vaasa

You've been to Sweden

mongols?

kela.fi/web/en/social-assistance-foreign-residents

naurahdin

alko.fi/tuotteet/725704/Hoegaarden-Witbier/

systembolaget.se/dryck/ol/hoegaarden-156303

Onhan tuolla kaleksit nyt ihan vitusti halvempia.

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Doesn't apply to me, I'm a Finnish resident with a Kela card. Now answer my question as if it applied to you.

Based

kill yourself

Ok.
>If you have zero income but a few savings, are you allowed to housing assistance, social assistance, etc.?
Yes. Just fill the forms for general unemployment allowance and general housing allowance on their site.

I'm a female but very autistic and chubby. How do I get a finnish bf, unironically? Dating apps? Finland seems so comfy and I want a cute Finn bf to cuddle

>very autistic and chubby
You'll fit right in. Tinder is popular here as are most big dating site.

Thanks. So they don't take savings into consideration?

>Finland seems so comfy

It really isn't.

It has been a long time when I had to apply for either but I don't think they care about savings, only monthly income. Some neet might be able to answer your questions better.

This is Finland for you.

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Thanks for your reply.

No, that's H*lsinki.

Finland is fucking based. All their hitory they've been undeveloped tribes of hunters-gatherers opressed by vikings, balts and slavs, but now they managed to create the most civilized, cozy and developed country.

>russian education

youtube.com/watch?v=ne6eqVIlS1U

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He's on his way to Valhalla

>balts
Gonna need the sauce for that one

lmao we were the KINGS of the north. it was those damn christian whiteys who fucked us up

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Finland YES

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Love fins, They make ultra based bm

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Did you have any written language?

I HATE wh*te people SOOOOOOOL much!

I am from Finland (suomi)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birch_bark_letter_no._292

I am a 30 year old virgin from Finland who never dated or even kissed a girls.

I havent had any friends for 11 years.

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ye pekka. we dropped our swords during the swedish crusades.

to kneel before the FINNISH BVLL

lmao yes you did bitch boy

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finland didnt even have a written language until the 1800s and has never won a war.. ever.
completly irrelevant nation.

you on the far left

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says the swede

ok muhammad

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Finland has invented the following inventions

-First video game (stolen by white man)
-First mobile phone (stolen by white man Martin Cooper)
-Heart rate monitor
-Internet (stolen by white man Al Gore)
-Computer operating system (stolen by white man Bill Gates)
-Bubblegum (stolen by white man)
-Sauna
-Distillation of alcohol (stolen by Arabs)
-Molotov Coctail

*TUONELA

and tampere, turku, hämeenlinna, lahti, oulu...

FINLAND BEST! and Eesti

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why do wh*tes do this? Are Arabs also wh*te?

Uralic Brother

>All their hitory

What history?

The forbidden one

just elves lore and language, also gandalf is ripoff from Väinämöinen

You mean the nonexistent one.

No. It was stolen from Wales.

The Finnish Kalevala was stolen from Karelians in Russian Karelia. Don't let F*nns fool you otherwise. It would be like a Spaniard saying "the Spanish epic" was written in Portugal.

For me, it's Oulu

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Visit Finland, as a american woman you are toptier here and get tens of hot autistic Finnish men to show you the places.

>The Finnish Kalevala was stolen from Karelians in Russian Karelia.

Finnish-Karelian people from stolen Karelia

cope

imagine being proud just because you happen to live on a piece of gland

lmaoing @ all the losers who are nationalist because they can't achieve anything by them selves

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Agreed. It's quite embarrassing when Finns go full Jow Forums, especially for Finns.

Hello, Ed. How was your summer?

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>Finnish-Karelian people

No. Karelians are a different tribe. It's like saying "Finnish-Veps people" or "Finnish-Estonian people". Nonsensical.

Finns claiming Kalevala is Finnish would be like a Spaniard saying "the Spanish epic" was written in Portugal.

It's the same heritage no matter what. I have no problem giving credits to Karelians.

>Myös Länsi-Suomessa oli alun perin kalevalaisen runouden perinne, ja eräs yleinen oletus on, että kalevalainen runosto on peräisin juuri Länsi-Suomesta

>Insinöörikomentajakapteeni Rudolf Dillström julkaisi 1927 kirjan Kalevala ja meri, jossa hän esitti oletuksen nykyisestä Varsinais-Suomesta Kalevalan runouden syntypaikkana. Hän päätyi tähän näkemykseen Kalevalassa esiintyvien vesialueiden nimitysten perusteella. Dillströmin mukaan meri johdannaisineen esiintyy Kalevalassa 202 kertaa, kun järvi vain 14 kertaa ja joki 82 kertaa. Kalevassa mainittujen luonnonpiirteiden perusteella sijainti tarkentui Varsinais-Suomeen. Ilmansuunnista luode on kirjassa mainituin ja hän katsoi viittaavan Lounais-Suomen rantaviivan suuntaan.

wikikko.info/wiki/Suomen_kansan_vanhat_runot

>Kalevalainen runous perustuu kalevalaiseen runomittaan eli kalevalamittaan. Kalevalaista runoutta esiintyy itämerensuomalaisten kansojen keskuudessa. Kalevalainen runous on syntynyt viimeistään rautakaudella

Varsinais-Suomi asutettiin ensimmäisenä.

>1600-luvun puhdasoppisuuden aikana kirkko pyrki kitkemään ja sammuttamaan kaikki epäkristillisinä pidetyt perinteiset runot ja tavat.[5] Tämän on väitetty olleen yksi syy siihen, että kalevalainen runo- ja myyttiperinne rapistui Länsi-Suomessalähde?. Kalevalainen runous ei kuitenkaan täysin kadonnut läntisessä Suomessakaan, ja sitä saatiin runsaasti kerättyä 1800-luvulla, tunnetuimpana esimerkkinä Ritvalan helkarunot. 1600- ja 1700-luvuilla luterilainen papisto itsekin käytti kalevalaista runomittaa tai sen mukaelmia uskonnollisessa runoudessaan. Tunnetuin esimerkki tästä on Matias Salamniuksen Ilolaulu Jeesuksesta vuodelta 1690. Myös yhteiskunnalliset muutokset vaikuttivat siihen, että perinteisemmät henkisen perinteen genret väistyivät ja korvautuivat uusilla.

fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalevalainen_runous

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Jopa Ruotsissa asuvat metsäsuomalaiset kertoivat Kalevalaan liittyviä kertomuksia.

>Kaisa Vilhuinen runoili sammaksesta
Tietäjä Kaisa Vilhuinen (1855-1941) aiheutti kansatieteilijöiden keskuudessa suorastaan sensaation tarinoimalla sammaksesta, kultapylväästä, joka kannattaa taivasta. Vilhuisen tietojen mukaan pylvään päässä istuu nainen, "Jumalan lähmäinen enkeli, joka Väinämäisen avulla torjui Lohoa, kun tämä yritti varastaa auringon kauas pohjoiseen pimeään Kalmamäkeen".
Vaikka Vilhuinen sanoi olevansa epävarma sammasta koskevista yksityiskohdista, hänen tarinansa päätyi todistusaineistoksi Kalevalan sammosta käytyyn keskusteluun. Kansanperinteemme suuri tuntija, kielitieteen professori E. N. Setälä katsoi Sammon arvoitus -tutkimuksessaan Vilhuisen runoilleen maailmanpylväästä, joka päättyy Pohjantähteen, taivaankannen naulaan.

tiede.fi/artikkeli/jutut/artikkelit/suurin_toivein_ruotsiin_jo_1600_luvulla

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