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Ever noticed how Boomers love saying 'ping' when they tag eachother in stuff on social media

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

what kind of shows are you into usually

Utterly dire thread.

I dont like that word

Dead thread

Fucking northern line has been cancelled lads. Woke up at half 6 for nothing

I like their punctuation, or lack thereof

poo

london bender btfo

bolsonaro was right when he said europe should focus on reforesting their own countries first desu
rome and the middle ages did an absolute number

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Deserved that

Did NOT deserve this

I admit it. I am a good for nothing ching chong chink.
My name is Doug and I like sucking on hairy men's scrotums all day and I also fancy an evening shower every five months

why do you hate london? because all the forners? but you're a chink and don't belong in the uk!

The only true top tier Nigger losser is you, gag, just make the tripshit

lol

Doug here, flight just landed, rads on tour

Hating London is a truly English act. I don't carei f he's a chink, if he despises London then it shows he's willing to integrate culturally, and that's a good thing. Would let him sell me fish and chips any day desu, CHINKS WELCOME

got my wisdom teeth out lads
dentalist prescribed oxy
jackpot

Runts on the ropes

>Hating London is a truly English act. I don't carei f he's a chink, if he despises London then it shows he's willing to integrate culturally, and that's a good thing. Would let him sell me fish and chips any day desu, CHINKS WELCOME

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doug is based

based civic nationalist chinese man! magapedes roll out!

Lunts on the lopes

why do niggers think that being called a nigger gives them the right to act like a nigger

Doug sends the runts into a frenzy

I like smelly beef curtains and kebabs. I also stink of the poopoo and am big gay.
I don't pay my television license and I somtimes sit on top of fence posts because it makes my bum bum feel numb

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dunno. it's a bit like calling someone a robber then that person stealing your stuff for calling them a robber

Niggers see it as a free pass to act just how they feel like acting all the time.

Another boring post by a yank

Nightmare fuel

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fingering my cat lads

Anything you would like to recommend to me, based on your own personal likings, I actually watch anything except the cancer shit aka comedy, drama and family shows, anything like that, scifi, action, scientific researching-ish and documentaries anything based on this interest, I know it's fucking boring but I am actually kind of absorber person, I need to know every fucking thing in the universe, right now I feel so ignorant and uneducated based on the how much of the information out there to learn, also last year I read 634 books about various topics and knowledges

have an addictive personality so declined opioids when i got my wisdom teeth out

i dont go for gets just bored as fuck
gets - attention whoring your opinion

ah yep gets is it
yes very good, very interesting
goodbye

Boring thread so far

What can be done about the Scottish menace?

my gran gets prescribed fuck loads of tramadol for her back but she refuses to take it because she hates the side effects, so instead she gives them all to me. 2 full boxes every week

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-49569846

why do the police announce this stuff

just encourages more people to sell

corrrr

shag us and disperse our genes amongst english master race

If I were to go to Japan, how well would the locals speak English?

We're ugly enough as it is, no need to make it worse

dog shit hat bait

Get your own hat

holy fucking PENG

why do people do this? arghhhhhhh need women and men like this arrested worldwide

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Finally finished my Haskell work. God fucking damn

>just encourages more people to sell
how so?

phwoar that reminded me that wow classic is out
time to get stuck in

Tramadol's pretty average imo. Hard to catch a decent buzz without risking a seizure

Fucking piss take pissing it down

So basically we're never leaving

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Leftypol:

>It's not a good idea for us to leave the EU without a set plan, as well as a deal that works for us and the EU in order to minimize damages that may be incurred to our sovereign state. We should consider the fact that we never agreed to leave the EU without a deal in place with them, and doing so now is undemocratic

Rorke:

>OHHHHHHHHHHHHH DOMMY DOMMYYYYY!
>DOMMY DOMMY DOMMY DOMMY DOMMY WOBINSON!

pet rock thinks everyone mentioned therein should be exiled to a plague island and armed with clubs

'ate chinks
luv JAV
simple as

energy drinks always make me feel like im about to die

maybe stop drinking them then. dont exactly taste nice

Hooked up with two girls at the club tonight, one 18yr old cutie is in my bed right now. Came in her raw.

Was just confident. Simple as.

pics or it didn't happen

mum wants the cans

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I want to bum Emma Watson.

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Why don't they do vagina transplants for trannies instead of just mutilating their cocks?

the crash from an energy drink is much worse than coffee despite it having less caffeine

because there's nothing to hook them up to

You probably drink the energy drink faster than the coffee so the caffeine hits all at once

Think you need a BRAIN transplant
owned

ngl lads i reckon if they find a way to bolt decent fannies on tranners id shag them

woke up at midnight after drinking yesterday and my shits have been nightmarish already. only going to get worse

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Wasn't some doctor going to do a head transplant for some lad?

drinking alcohol that is (at 2pm)

he found love and had a kid - incels btfo again

I want a danish gf

Palmerston north is the capital of the world fax no printer

i've personally never had sex

Only ever been there when the bus to Wellington stopped there

>just have a degenerative disease bro

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have never been there but one day hope to journey to the mecca

That's exactly why I drink them

Spice things up in the morning you know

You should try it, it's pretty good

would anyone buy a copy of my debut book? its called ‘a nice day for a picnic in cheadle’

more like de butt book

mentioned

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Cunt across from me with head phones on going absolutely ham on his gum with his mouth open

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are you palmy bro.
hows the move m8

yeah maybe one day

probably on some of that columbian marching powder

no just like the image lol
lived semi-legally in welly for a couple of years tho