Is dutch just retarded English?

Is dutch just retarded English?

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>Hitler dude: what now?

it actually is

>oepsie woepsie! de trein is stukkie wukkie!

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I read it in Swedish Chef's voice

Germany and England had a baby, but accidnetly dropped it on its head.

tfw by knowing english and german I can unironically understand dutch people

These are the worst examples of the Dutch language I've ever seen. The first one is a literal shitpost, the second one 70 years old, the third one is only funny to brainlets, and the last one is in some dialect even I have trouble deciphering.

2/10, apply yourself.

The fourth is Afrikaans

>owo

Who wrote this?

Calmie downie mai datch froinde!

No you don't, you only can read it.

>Hollands?
>Ne, ik snack lever up Nedderdüütsch wo en ekten Mann!

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>t. speakers of retarded English

You speak Dutch with a Swedish dick in your throat.

wouldn't that be Frisian? I mean there's a heart on it...

Da kon ik wol jah, heb 2 jaar in twent gewoon

first one is so cute //w//

It's retarded German

Came before Dutch. The retarded English component in your language was created by first Anglo (from what is now Denmark and Germany) rape of Celts, then Danish rape of the rape babies.

>The retarded English component in your language was created by first Anglo (from what is now Denmark and Germany) rape of Celts, then Danish rape of the rape babies.
Not true
Dutch is the Frankish that went through no soundshift, whie German is the Frankish that went through the Sound Shift.
There is no English component of Dutch, the similarities stem from them being both Germanic languages that did not go through the High-German sound shift.

Just like english, half of it is french :)

Dronke duits nicht?

>German
Ewww

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No it’s retarded german

Cool.